/brit/ the glowing man edition

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nigger

This is now an ANIME thread!

third for mommy milky gfs

Scots aren't Poms. They're wigs.

feel like such a cunt for chain-smoking around my non smoker friends last night
alcohol turns me into such a mong

Definitely the best, always shop around at servos for 2 for 1 on the 355ml

they feel you're a cunt too tbf

>poms
>servos
fuck off

Is FIFA the biggest example of pic related in the world?

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do any of your non smoker friends smoke when drunk then act disgusted by cigarette smoke sober?

hate that shite

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It's not a question of if I'm going to relapse, but when, and if I'll have the energy or the will to call 911 as I'm ODing strung out on dope.

a petrol station. You know what I meant Robert.

Anime is so hardcore...

A good actor and a good politician are the same thing. They make you believe something that's not real. HaHAHAHAHA

get help lad

You guys are gross

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Sexy!

heroin? bad luck lad, i loved opiates too much to even try that shit, knew i'd get addicted immediately

might watch through ''trapped in the closet'' again, been a few years

*blocks your path*
We're going to the Andrew Jackson jihad concert together RIGHT user?

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bet you’ve got good cheekbones though, one upside to heroin

what

The real secret societies are even scarier, because we've never heard about them. I reckon those are the ones that worship Satan and actually run everything.

no we don't
be quiet

Anime girls are virgins!

*equips my pozvision goggles*

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how's EVERYONE doing

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You wish....

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That's the best thing about 2D actually. Unlike 3D they haven't been deflowered multiple times already.

But M'lady, we will have to then miss the MC Ride and The Death Grips concert!

me washing my car before i go for a drive listening to Deftones full blast

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looks like chelsea if she was a girl

>deftones
Basically Chicano tool

youtube.com/watch?v=Czpve_uNiLM

/brit/ is an imperium general

reckon south america would have been much better off if conquered by the british crown instead of the moors

sometimes think i don't have the same problems as other autists but starting to think on further reflection they just manifest themselves in different ways

that disgusting loud eating and squelching of doughnuts is still rattling in my head
fuck whoever posted that grotesque shit

I like Deftones way more and I'm not chicano I swear.

They can't have sex, because they're not real! So we can love 'em forever...

>reckon south america would have been much better off if conquered by the british crown instead of the moors

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would you a cilian murphy

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it would

link?

>A perfect circle brings out a new album after being gone for like a decade.
>It's shit
Very disappointed

best tinder bios?

disgusting nonce freaks

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what's that film where jennifer connoly is a telekinetic with lots of red coloured rooms

not sure mate, no point asking me

youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E

literally just add your height and connect an instagram account with pictures of German cars and expensive looking food

works anywhere in the world

parents have no good munchies, eating a bit of yarlsberg cheese, a protein bar, and some pedialyte

What happens if Belgium humiliates England in the final? Like what if Lukaku and de Bruyne just slam like a filthy 5-0 win over England? Will it be humiliating or will coming 2nd overall still be worth it?

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why do I keep hearing this fucking song
fuck you and fuck toppin

>cilian murphy
There was a lad in my primary with that name, parents were heroin junkies he was mental and got expelled after biting the principal's hand.

Mine:

We'll ladies, I don't know what you came here expecting, but I'm a virile passionate sort of man who needs a loyal full-time partner who ALWAYS puts out. My hobbies include anime, wine tasting, blogging, and philosophy. You must be as stimulating in the mind as you are in bad.

No fat chicks.

bing bing wahoo
youtu.be/Vd43NTQDNSM

How many musicians still belt out heaters into their 40s?

dunno you'd be the expert in what it's like coming 2nd mate

it's all lipslap
thinking cap

they get sold by their clubs immediately

Does /brit/ like girls or boys?

mine is: high iq, low conscientousness

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War

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I prefer men for their minds but girls for their body parts.

girls and boys that look like girls

not many I suppose but it's a shame

>We'll ladies
>as you are in bad.

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>watching intervention

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You two should hook up!

>you have to pay to use understandmyself
yeah right fuck off you dirty-roomed lobster fucker, i'd have to be a real low IQ high gullability to fall for that one.

When you're over 40, it's time to pass on your knowledge to the next generation!

>El Salvador was put on a blackout and the Salvadoran Air Force, using passenger airplanes with explosives strapped to their sides as bombers
Did they seriously kamikaze suicide bomb them over football?

I'll bear this in mind, thanks.

>send us your dna for our database, we won't do anything

I saw a video today of this woman with massive chebs very skimply dressed that reawoke a fire in me. Woman's bodys are a thing of beauty and every man should secure himself one.

nah they'll have rigged up some kind of system for dropping the bombs
still taking things a bit seriously

No problem, just passing on my knowledge :)

Donde esta Beto?

thailad can't have kids. his bollocks are buggered

The company that does my grocery shopping for me just invited me to a world cup party with free food and drinks in a swanky hotel.

Needless to say I won't be going

HOORAAAAAAAAAAAH

why do girls buttholes in porn look so perfect but mine looks fucking horrible like theres 3 or 4 different colours in there

What's it like in Thailand? Where are the boys?

In a cave init

pics

Get them out.

no

they bleach them

nah le epic reddit ironman is doing that

They'll all be out soon 8 down 5 to go

so is my butthole normal if it doesn't look like that naturally?

game theory: elon musk is autistic and a cuckold

dad is blasting hunters & collectors again

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hate elon musk and have said as much in polite company
quite amusing since i've usually not got a bad word to say about anyone

the use of the term ''game theory'' now just brings to mind images of some people playing garry's mod

As far as I can figure, Elon Musk hasn't really done anything but think out loud in regards to the situation here.