/brit/

This is incredibly accurate because out of frame is a based black man
This is why the female is showing her rear

cursed image

*sticks a pencil up your bumhole*
cough you slag haha

is that tim farron?

*can't tell me nothing by kanye starts blaring*
this is my mood right now

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>1080 founders edition

are you fucking stupid?

what is the $169 and friend and $159 gf?
also I hope you have a hard drive laying about because that SSD will fill up quick

>that 30 year old boomer that still shaves his pubes

thats a 1080ti not a 1080

Buddhists and Hindus don't care that much about gays and abortion and sexual promiscuity though.So the lefty druggies are right.

and jordan knight said...
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS, JORDAN KNIGHT'S DEAD HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT

turtle on a rampage

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shant post it because last time i was RIDICULED

Slag on the right looks like my sister.

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hes just in europe x

having a marvelous time from the sounds of it too

>$250 for 16gb of ram

STATE of you lad

broom broom haha

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the game :B

POLISH MAN KIDNAPS LOCAL GIRL

youtube.com/watch?v=MRHqSqpWYUE
choon

we voted brexit thiugh

I invented the BLT sandwich

off to toil, bye lads x

I won't ridicule you

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

a true friend wouldn't pry

luca = turtle = melvin(?) = lyricposter = wacky bruce = jordan knight
tim = maisiebro = phimo = spacky bruce = ed (surname?)

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never said I was your friend
just said I wouldn't judge

bang on the money

if you're not my friend i shant open up to you

I want Emma Watson to grind her ass on my cock.

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AMERICAN gets CAUGHT having a WANK in his BASEMENT

his FAMILY and NEIGHBOURS are WATCHING him

does he STOP and EXPLAIN himself or does he CONTINUE having a WANK

>ed (surname?)

ah yes let me just tell you my surname

SIKE ahaha

calm your tits you virgin freak

*examines your prostate*

heh better luck next time, gimp

*lets out a thunderous and wet shart*

new order are just so good lads

good post

what about tacky bruce, vietlad, alan, thailad, chinalad, the saffa, and beto just to name a few

just got reminded of the time i was with my ex and we were browsing through my liked videos on youtube and we got far enough back that she discovered one which was just women getting slapped in films for about 3 minutes

needless to say she was not happy aha

mad how every personality you just named is somehow worse than the last

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>vietlad
lives in vietnam
>alan, thailad
lives in thailand
>chinalad
lives in china
>the saffa
lives in south africa
>beto
lives in fucking mexico

not aware of this tacky bruce character, what are some of his hallmarks

characteristically i am the personification of the australian /brit/ poster

the gfs gf wants to have sex with me lads

reckon I might shag her instead of the gf

I feel like a kid at a carnival. Emma Watson is definitely a ride I want to go on. What an absolute cutie.

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INGENIOUS local man FARTS to delay inevitable shit!

We Americans try that too but we wind up soiling ourselves.

wrong
it goes
vietlad = thailad = ethiopian > chinalad >> saffa > tacky bruce > alan >>>>> beto

Let me give you some poo insight on the nigger

I've been with my nigger for 10 poo now. We met in poo nigger, and I got her poo nigger.
She is and always has been a poo nigger and a poo nigger. I wouldn't even mind eating poo if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into pooing arguments constantly about how poo and nigger she was. I felt like a poonigger for it, but poonigger she was a real poo nigger. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the poo, and also because the nigger is poo.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get poo, neglect the nigger, and made me poo for nigger, but she decided to give me poo too. She was being real fucking niggery. So I told my pooniggegrs to keep an eye on the poo and told my poo we were going to go out and have nigger together. I poo'd maybe 3 niggers to a quiet area (we live in poonigger, it's not hard to find a poo nigger) and I got out of the poo, went around like I was going to open her poo for her and let her poo, and I just niggered the poo out of her while she was still pooniggered. After a few poos, I asked her if she wanted to go poo to her niggers. She started pooing and niggering and said yes, so I poo'd the poo out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to poo. She finally got smart and said she wanted to poo nigger. So I poo'd her nigger and niggered her to start pooing. I even handed her my poonigger and dialed her poo's nigger on the drive home. I made her nigger her poo, while daring her to fucking poo nigger.

Before that poocident, I had never laid a poo on her. But I had always niggered it. I told her "one of these poos, if you don't nigger up, I'm going to poo niggers on you."

All my poos have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a poo. It was niggerocre, but I was just thrilled that she poo'd.

Do with this information what you will.

cringe

hello nigger

the gf

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not a word

he's mates with khaki bruce and iraqi bruce and constantly moans about baccy bruce

whos your favourite /rit. post

whos your favourite /brit/ poster

big pooey arse

dunno what a /rit. post is haha

I will gladly devote my whole life for who promise

1.get rid of ASMR
2.get rid of weed
3.get rid of druggies
4.get rid of tattoo
5.get rid of benzo abusers

any bakky visuals man in

for me, it's Moni

>depression

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I'd get rid of korea

love baccy bruce

>>depression

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2,3 and 5 are practically the same lad

could just make it 3 things

Emma Watson defecating in my mouth.

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I have the body and mind of a 14 year old

Where are the ASMR links you stupid Australian faggot? God

the schnitty was heinous

always feel a bit depressed when i read poleys blog

don’t particularly feel sorry for it, just makes me feel a bit uncomfortable, like there’s something crawling on me

who on /brit/ would you like to find picnicking on a riverbank with nobody around to see you dropkick them in?

for me its sueposter

need her blacked now

I might be okay with this under the right circumstances on a nice day.

that's why I stopped reading them after the third one
i know what you mean about them making you uncomfortable

ludders if i’m allowed to burn his shitty audi TT afterwards

mentally ill

>happiness

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>it

uhm, could you not? She's a girl, use her pronouns correctly you fucking scumbag

190 but only if he was picnicking next to victoria falls otherwise it's not worth the posts he'd make over the next week

tell me something new

FUCKING NONCE AT IT AGAIN

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got shadowbanned from r/braincels again

good post

based and redpilled
bluepilled and unbased(cringe)

Do you count Alcohol as a drug?

alcohol is a drink

love interracial
yes I'm mentally ill. still love it