/brit/

ahh yes. creating a cv in the hope of securing slightly better compensated toil in the neomines. The modern way.

put under general anaesthetic then dropped from space so you're vaporised upon re-entry

Holy PENG

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cute :3

lethal dose of fentanyl is 2mg
you don't even realise you're dying, you just peacefully drift off

She's racist.

wew la there is an old cinema near a college campus i that go to often myself. i see artsy fartsy students there all the time by themselves also haha

>Government 'deported 7,000 foreign students after falsely accusing them of cheating in English language tests'. ‘I’ve lost everything’: International students wrongly kicked out of university over cheating allegations speak out

Lol, not to brag but I got a 9 on the IELTS a long time ago. These muppets did the shittier much easier version and they managed to fuck it up. LOL. Anyway, bit pathetic how they pretend to study in a language they don't even understand.

The mistake with democracy is people thinking "does this policy benefit me?" Rather than "does this policy benefit the country?"

Surely no old person, given the housing prices and average income/ease of finding work levels at now, compared to when they were younger, would say it's a good thing for the country to have housing prices increase further, but they would simply because it would make them richer

It's the classic "fuck you got mine" neoliberal yank attitude

deathly terrified of waking up while still under anaesthesia me

what's the city la

>insecure

staying in a seaside resort towwn where 4/10 of the local lads try to get into fights with you

get some of that stuff they use at dignitas. Most other forms of suicide either risk not working properly and leaving you crippled or scarring someone for life mentally if they witness it.

imagine unironically kys yourself
pathetic

did this once and the doctor's cock was in me gob

leftists are the real racists

Didn't even know Kyrgyzstan had a seaside

shant

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Wtf I love Taylor swift now

Any tips on how to"stand out" from other potential people lining up to be used?

Sad thing is you’ll get virgin freaks who’re the main victims of this replying defending boomers

blackpool? grim why go there

what are you doing in such a backwater?

Preston

is that near almaty

awoo
big thigh man me

reckon shooting yourself in the heart is a good way to die
van gogh done it

He's right, it is like that.

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want a thick milky girl to trap me between her thick creamy thighs

Preston is too plain to have quirky independent cinemas
Coco's and Manzil's is about as whacky as Preston gets

>The mistake with democracy is people thinking "does this policy benefit me?" Rather than "does this policy benefit the country?"
The truth hurts.

haven't wanked since thursday

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as much as it's a pain in the arse. Target the CV to the requirements of the job. You probably know more than me about it though. I'm not a very intelligent or succesful person.

Recently came to think that the Union Jack probably should have the word "anus" figure prominently somewhere on it.

would be nice but if she's a qt brown girl as well it's fine too

Oh my life
Is changing every day
I'm every possible way

struggling to wrap my head around what he meant by this

Just saw Tim posted on Jow Forums

*in

van gogh ended up dying days after because the bullet hit the ribs
i remember seeing that webm of the bloke who shot himself in the heart with the shotgun and then started freaking out, same thing i think

are american girls easy?

Want to be beaten into a fine paste

does offering to fill the holes of the women on an interview panel work?

baby kot has found a friend

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Same but replace me with my bollocks

Honestly hate all this CV bullshit.
I can't even remember what I had for dinner the other day let alone my work/life history.

err is that a squirrel mate?

hot mixed-race guys: can count them on one hand
hot mixed-race girls: literally millions

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write a decent CV that appeals to most workplaces then write a specific covering letter that suits whatever job you’re applying for

I want a girl in tights to step on me and walk all over me and slap me around

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nah
BRAAAAAAAAAP to the whole body by this
youtube.com/watch?v=-L0ZAGOuaqg

good!!!

Life of the average male runt:
>pleading with toilberg to get a job
>pleading women for affection
>pleading the government to reduce their tax burden/alleviate their poverty
Just always pleading. Always pleading.

yeah thats why its good
none of this poncey hemingway shit

sister has no friends

*gfs her*

my city is dead
there's barely anybody out after sundown and people don't talk to each other

having no friends is based af desu

HUBBA HUBBA
AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA
*EYES POP OUT*
WEEEEEWOOOOOOO

yeah
unless you're a "great man" or someone helping the "great man" succeed you have no purpose for existing

business idea: detonate a mk. 48 torpedo directly beneath one's bollocks
youtu.be/c--fP017Xoc

Scottish independence has been cancelled, lads.

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shes 13 you freak

my sister is a virgin freak and doesn't have any male friends
she keeps reassuring my parents she'll find the "right guy" eventually but all she does is study and work

*pumps and dumps her*

*befriends her in anticipation of her 18th birthday*

i've heard of a guy putting a shotgun in his mouth and pulling the trigger but because he got the angle wrong he ended up just taking out his prefrontal cortex
because the prefrontal cortex is basically your imagination centre, he was conscious and felt every single bit of pain you get with blowing your face off

Neither does her brother

*pulls up in my corsa*

Never bothered with covering letters but I will do them from now on.

16th*

love going on /bst/ and imaging what an (obviously hypothetical) girl would think if the guy ever brought her back to his

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Actually hasn’t sunk in yet that England have made it to the semi finals of the world cup

if her age ain't on the clock, shes _____ for the ____

I just can't imagine the hideous creature that would buy anime figurines
so so embarrassing

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would settle for a 5/10 gf at this stage

How ugly is she? Are you sure she is not a lesbo or something?

Jow Forums
>satire of Buddhist samsara/dependent origination
>based on Japanese bulletin board (futaba)
>anonymous posts (anatta)
>transient threads (anicca)
>everyone wants to leave but can't (dukkha/tanha)

>moot is a deva of creation (from Nimmanarati)
>Hiroyuki Nishimura is a "deva who delights in the creation of others" (from Paranimmitavasavatti)

>different boards align with develop levels of karmic development
>/b/, /a/, Jow Forums at bottom
>/lit/, /an/, /vr/ near the top
>but since nobody has any wisdom, not even good karma offers escape

“Friend” from high school is getting married, don’t really know anything about her though, safe to assume she’s a paki though. It annoys me greatly that he seems to have attained a decent life for himself, a safe job, friends, travels regularly and now a partner. The only solace is that he is incredibly insecure, he constantly lies about his job title, edits himself onto Wikipedia, he’s a complete tool, writes, dresses and behaves like a typical teenage paki despite being 25, plus he definitely has negro blood, can tell from his dark skin and kinda nappy hair, the cunt is literally only capable of one hairstyle. It hurts because I’m superior to him, or at least I was, same with another friend of ours, it’s not fair that I had to be the one society dubs a failure. I’ll probably get invited to his wedding even though we haven’t spoken for almost a decade and he rejected my facebook friend request (yes, I reacted to this as you’d expect). Managed to get him with a fake girl account though, pathetic, I have enough tools to cause some serious irl problems for him, sucks for him to be a paki with a unique name.

don't get why people have desktops just to have tiny little setups like this

just get a laptop

bit mental 2bh
STILL can't convince my mates to go to the pub and i'm too much of a virgin freak to go by myself and inevitably bump into people from school

Just dropped a can of Monster on my bollocks.
Is this the most boomer injury someone can receive?

you do get used to it after a while

she's the one that graduated from UF this summer
I live posted her graduation as well as pics of her on here
she's a petite blonde but I wouldn't say she's a top model

only girl i ever had proper feelings over was like a 5/10

Ī håţə ŰĶ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but r9k told me even 1/10 girls get miles of dick

i'm so resentful now if anyone wants to take my time