Tfw no Asian gf

ikr

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The asian gf is a knife with two edges
When together everything is marvellous
Once you break up nothing has the same joy as before
So be careful what you wish

>Yo, you gotta get through us first, witeboi.

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please don't remind me

>tfw 5'0 Chinese coworker asked me to go to hot yoga with her
>Just awkwardly went "yeah haha" when she asked

Bring it up the next time you see her. You must.

Come on man, uncalled for feels

>surrounded by qt Asians
>still no gf

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Come be a sexpat and have your pickings

They're too materialistic for a poorfag like me

You could take the bullet and go to rural china where you're a celebrity for being white and rich for having $25

That seems a bit predatory to take advantage of people like that. It would be nice though.

This.

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sauce?

Wait, hold on a second. How much is it to live out there? I'm getting sick of getting gouged in California. Actually being able to breathe would be nice.

Would kill for a Japanese gf.

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>Hurf being a predator is bad
>In fucking china
>Mate they are literary trying to flay each other alive over spare change, a white guy going about flirting with middle age women would be the least of their concerns

>flay each alive over spare change
>would obviously be an outsider with more change
>scared.jpg

>ooga booga no coin slot eye gf

Aya kawasaki

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Stop watching anime you dumb weeb Italian shit

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They wouldn't rob you. That happens surprisingly rarely in china. But you can buy a bottle of water and a delicious breakfast 包子 for literally 50 cents.

i wish that were me

Same user, except they only speak broken english at best (and want nothing to do with me). Why am I so cursed?

That sounds pretty awesome.
What about living somewhere? I'd be fine with a tiny shoebox apartment.

what are the steps to meet a korean qt

>worried about a 4' gremlin """robbing""" you

>go to korea
>meet korean qt
>leave the fan on at night to kill yourself when you find out they're batshit insane

>able to breathe
>in china

I hope you're going to live on an island or something
avoid heavy polluted industrial cities/regions,
stay in some 4 stars hotel and don't go fuck around
with 1500$/month you should manage to get your underwear cleaned and your sheets done by a nice lady.
Live the expat life don't delude yourself into sticking with the locals or getting robbed at the market
I've never been to China that's just my good sense speaking

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I'm worried about a swarm of them with meat cleavers.

join a boxing club

they're not (all)

Shut the fuck up, murderer and arsonist.

how batshit insane are korean girls compared to a crazy leftist western girl

>"Dear, do you mind doing the dishes today?"
That's considered the most batshit crazy femnazi in korea.

whatchu mean

Memes
Housing is cheap. If you're interested, check out the YouTube channel ADV China. They discuss different aspects of life here and one is American so you can get that perspective.
I live in a tier 1 city and haven't spent more than a week in rural china so I'm not an expert, but I'm having a blast here.

Oh also, avoid the /sino/ threads unless you have a foot fetish

that's it, I'm going to /sino/ now!

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Thank you based Chinaposter.

简直学中文。

我学习,但是我的中文是坏的

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>all of those Chinese tourists were actually adding the foreign world to their cringe compilation
Oh shi-

that sounds much better than a girl who goes naked and starts doing graphitti and trying to demand you the moment you look at her

All East Asians are conservative. They will shun stupid shit like going around naked and reeeeee'in. The worst part bout qt Koreans are that they are vapid and entitled.

That's only Gangnam bimbos. Most k-girls are sweet and modest.

>tfw Asian wife

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Tfw no busan gf to call me onee-chan with thick country accent.

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thanks for the advice. I'll look for a decent K girl

>vaping
>crucifix
>asian waifu
I didn't know this was possible

Footkraut?

That's why I only date Asian women though, although it's not like I have any other choice as the only other women here are Russian trophy wives and mentally ill female english teachers.