/brit/

what the fuck

*hocks back a fat bit of phlegm and spits it right into your eye*

more like phlegmotype

thats nice

now fuck off no one cares

I am NEARLY 100% Anglo Saxon, but I have one grandma who is W*lsh

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hello nigger

The Celtic race

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who was here before the celts

i'll do it lad
i've done youtube poops and all

entire pack of chocolate biscuits down the hatch

not fat, they were just all melted, had no choice but to eat them all

paki

haha already responded to my toil application from yesterday going in for a interview tomorrow
already shaking out of nervousness hahaha

blacks

based and redpilled

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

the Blacks

You will bottle it

>You arrive in the city of londan
What do?

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mboko

youtube.com/watch?v=HNSBIMLs96M

Ah yes the year of our Lord, 2018. The Reddit comments are even worst than the video.

locate a large chebbed fat slag and gf her immediately

had a job interview the other day
they phoned me earlier but i was asleep
i've since tried to call them back 4 times since and they haven't answered

what do i do

>You arrive in the northern powerhouse
youtu.be/0zeBIxI7n1I

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youtube.com/watch?v=lKu0iF7m3ys

found wacky bruce's youtube channel

nobody in this country looks like that

BARBICAN
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Dreamt that I met Lister from Red Dwarf and that he was an astronaut in real life

groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Morrisons-The-Best-Aromatic-Curry-Crisps/398243011

dont really like these

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I'm greater london, AMA.

>stressing about the fact that I haven’t slept yet but I want to watch the France - Belgium game at 7pm but also need to be in work at 10pm
>remember tonight is a night off

Fucking A lads, all my troubles have washed away. I can just stay up until the game then sleep after

I'm not even fat lad, only 17 stone at 5'6, average weight in the UK

tuturu~

any fat slags about

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why are there so many fucking households?

thinking so myself, usually do

You have but one option, apply for another job

You fucked it

cat came and sat next to me and gave me the loving eyes because he wants the chicken out of my chicken and bacon greggs sandwich

very funny video

This is basically my gf right now :)
Love her neverthelles

maybe they only work mornings

Got 18% charge left

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Phone died on the plane, but it had all my details and boarding pass non it. Used my laptop as a makeshift battery pack, draining it away (it was uselenss without wifi) to salvage the phone.

Felt like fucking sci-fi Ray Mears

but i want this one

but when they phoned me for the interview it was 3pm and they held the interview at 1pm with more scheduled after that too

i'm gonna phone them again

twitter.com/25_male_nyc/status/1016355187156545536?s=19

HOWLING

I think you need a doctor bro expeshaly if you said you want to kill people some times lol

Balding is so cruel

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he'd look okay shaved

lol, but he is right

Who is the blame for the rapid increase in cost of living and the lack of jobs?

have you tried not going bald?

Paid a 35 year old Latvian woman to call me onii chan last night lads

>twitter.com/25_male_nyc/status/1016355187156545536?s=19

tittering @ this

>that would truly be a happy ending for everyone

based handjob autist

immigrants but also big businesses and the Queen

No, hair is life. He'd still do well with ladies but he wouldn't be an automogger

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the people who make the jobs wanting both higher margins and lower wages

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59c7792339b93

great vid if youre hankering for a wankering

is this what 'good looking' yank looks like

Georgie

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Brexit voters.

Norwegian

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Brexit will fix that you imbecile

elaborate

how do i acquire this jawline

>expeshaly

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nah this is him

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Was born in Minnesota, lived there for 15 years and moved to the UK.
I still have that goofy accent.

look up dr mike mew

Purchase a silicone-titanium jaw prosthesis designed to match his jawline.

Pay a dodgy private surgeon to cut open your head, remove your feeble wussy jawbomne and attach the prosthetic one instead. Then have him graft skin from your ass to make up the difference

Congrats, you are now a mutant with a sexy jawline

roids and hgh

Is there a cure for being a scouser

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>assuming anyone here would know what that accent sounds like by name
yep, I believe you're a yank

Chew gum

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Without his zygos/ogee curve , no jaw can give you this look

His midface is one of the most 3d I've ever seen

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the right wing press

didn't get hyde park tickets
gutted

I reckon people in here have at least watched Fargo, the movie at the very least.

would fuck theresa may ngl

the lookism face analysis terms always make me laugh

Did the saffa get /farmmurdered/ yet?

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ah yes the gay autists are discussing which bizarre caricature face is the best

and you'd be wrong again, you presumptuous bellsniff

boring cunt

still on the fence with mewing

black hair

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penis is sore from masturbating too much

this

had to google what on earth zygos meant and wound up stumbling upon lookism. very grim indeed

Posts should pick up now that schools about to finish

Leave the treacherous undemocratic EU that makes people do stuff they never voted on, make a free trade deal with the US and watch the jobs, goods and money flow in. Easy and cannot understand why May keeps kowtowing to those globalist fleabags. Farage would have had Brexit sorted in the week of Article 50.