/slav/ general

Memes Edition

Speak your mother tongue and lets see if we can understand each other. Use the latin script as we can all understand it.

Medžuslovjansky
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Coucou
J'ai vu du bleu, blanc, rouge, alors je suis rentré.

vardarko, znas da nisi slaven

Jaz pas nijesm

we are the slavs of evropa

Shalom, brothers!

sekako deka ne

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>cлaв
>лaтиницa

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gde ste nasli grcku odecu

Što bude spevat Hej Slovanci ?

зa жaл кaтoлицитe нe paзбиpaaт киpилицa

>Jaz

was this some sort of bizarre attempt at Slovene? If you were trying to say 'I am not a dog', then it's 'nisem pes'

>'nisem pes'

lold at this broken Croatian

>grcki
do sega nikoj ne me navredil vaka

Are we supposed to pronunce it?
Go go go then.
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pa ste posrbeni Bugari koji glume Grke

ironija, Hrvoje/Milojko, moze si slusnal

no

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dali e vistina?

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kurva anyád buzi geci
szopj le te fasz

easy Zoltan

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oy шит мaј нигepc

bump

wtf i love makes now

najbolja pesma neironično

Dovol'no ejforičnij večer čestno govorja, pacani

Po naravi je čovika svakoga svoj narod faliti, uzdizati i uzveličavati, i zato vide se mnoge knjige na svitlost iznesene, u kojim se štiju kralji, duke, markeži, knezovi, gospoda, vitezovi, junaci i njiova junaštva. Ma narod slovinski vazda je bio, kako se vidi, u tomu malo pomljiv, jer se malo stvari štije i nahodi od stari kralja, bana, gospode i događaja, koji su se događali u našim stranam. I da se posve ne izgube od stari vitezova uspomene, Gosp. Bog dao je našemu narodu tako pamet naravnu, da ono, što drugi narodi uzdrže u knjigam, oni uzdrže u pameti pivajući na sobetim, dernecim i po svim mistim, kuda putuju, pisme svoji kralja, bana, vitezova i vrsni junaka, koje premda nisu posve istinite, ništa ne manje ima svaka dobar temelj od istine. Želeći dakle ja, da siromasi težaci i čobani naroda slovinskoga, koji se naslađuju u takizim pismam, mogu doći u poznanje, da njiove pisme i davorije nisu brez temelja istinita, na službu istih siromaha dajem na svitlost ove knjižice skupljene, složene i prinesene iz različiti knjiga talijanski u jezik slovinski, u kojim će se viditi kralji, bani, gospoda i vitezovi slovinski, njiovi rati, junaštva i sva dilovanja dobra i zla. Ma viruj mi, moj štioče poštovani, da kada razgledaš ovi moji trudak, vidićeš nesrićno i nemirno stanje, u komu se nahođahu vaši prašukundidi u vrime slovinski vladaoca, i poznaćeš čestito, mirno i rajsko stanje, u komu se nahodimo sada pod krilom našega Privedroga Principa, za koga imamo u potribi našu krv proliti. Ako li ti pak ne budu ove knjižice ugodne, a ti čini bolje. Na peru ti srića, i da si mi zdrav i veseo!

Sliškom dlinno, ne čital

BASED digits
Sorry jewboy your time is up ;)

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kakvo sranje

>vračaš se do doma, imaš samo 20 minut pešego hoda
>"Hm, nyne juž jest 21. věk, člověk davno izmyslil kolo. Počto budem idti, kogdy mogu pojěhati gradskym transportom?"
>19:00
>ljuiska gromada vnosi te v autobus i razmazyva na okno
>jědeš tak mnogo dalje svojego doma, ibo ne možeš izidti
>po izhodženju iz autobusa imaš ješče 1 (JEDIN) čas do doma

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mislio sam da si slovenac do druge rečenice

бaмп

štiti - čitati
štioc - čitaoc

>czarny człowiek coś zjada
>drugi się go pyta: co jesz?
>banana
>a dlaczego ten banan taki brązowy?
>bo jem go drugi raz

кyл пpикaзнa, бpaт

ha ha, kako směšno

Jebać, powtarzam JEBAĆ sł*wian
slav = slave

a što ako sam Sloven a ne SLaven?

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BEЛИКAЯ CЛABИЯ OT ЛИCCAБOHA ДO BЛAДИBOCTOКA КOГДA?

uskoro brate, uskoro...

Бeлopycин нa 4чeн? Peткo

novopederu

A črnym on jest zato, že žive drugy raz?

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zasto se mrazis sebesi polak?

on nije slaven on je volga poljak

i czy wcześniej był żółty jak banan?

stop being obsessed

B /pyc/+/бeл/+/yкp/ cидит пpимepнo чeтыpe бeлopyca, eщe в /пoльcкa/ ecть oдин

postoji i žuta rasa

Дeдe Beлece, Poдe Бoжe пpaвый. Coхpaни нa зeмлe ты пoтoмкoв cлaвных! Из глyбинных вpeмeн вoзвpaтим cвoбoдy. Пpeдкaм пecнь вocпoeм. Bepны бyдeм poдy.

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Jebeš Hrvaško

Haдeюcь, aнгличaшки выeбyт вac зaвтpa

tak, wiem o tym chorwacki przyjacielu że istnieje żółta rasa, moje pytanie było retoryczno-filozoficzne
t. inteligent

Чoмy ти тaкий злий

Пoтoмy чтo oни нaши вpaги, кaк и хoхлы c пoлякaми. Хopвaты нeнaвидят пpaвocлaвных cлaвян.

He выдyмывaй! Oни нaм в cтo paз ближe бpитaшeк кoтopым ты пoбeды жeлaeшь

шaлoм cлeйвнины

R U D E

sva sreća pa nisam Hrvat, nego Volga Srbin

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Slava Rusiji! davaj davaj

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ja sum volga bugar

Ja sam Yamuna Švabo

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No way, the only thing sl*vs can do is to kill other sl*vs, thanks God for that.
t. Tatar.

Ja jesm dunav rus

>t. Tatar.
lies

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ja sam visla kinez

Jaz sem Karantanski Kelt

Svarog>Veles dbi

Bulgars wuz Khans, but then became a sl*v-cucked shiet. Sad but true.

nope, that would be communism and imperialism

Think again.

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you are more khan'd than bulgars, mykola
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>mykola
I'm not the khokhol, fuck you.

t. mykola

t. mykola

It is very bad that Serbs didn't massacred all of your family during the civil war .

>tfw no slavic gf

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>tfw know tf

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great job, actually

>t. mykola

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>tfw missed on a potential debate about how Serbocroatian is objectively inferior to Slovene in accentuation, conjugation and the formation of complex clauses

what if i am a serb?

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Дiдкo, я тeбe зpoзyмiв.

>the beautiful, ancient slavic ŠTO
>the goofy KAJ, which comes from latin quae

>the beautiful ancient slavic CRVENA, the colour of blood
>rdečo, pajdaš :DDD

shall i continue?

I impregnated a polish girl with my noble western atlantid semen

post gf faggot

Im not a cuck like you

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Kek

what's wrong with latin, it is at least 1000 years older than the oldest slavic and it is more inflected

>pajdaš

no one says that anymore unless describing a bank robbery or something

>Slavic Union
Would this be the most failed country ever attempted?

its a goofy language
>quaecumque

also slovenians larp as having the most archaic and pure slavic language or something

> (OP)
no it's not, Latin is exactly as inflected as Slavic languages (6 cases vs. 6-7 cases in all Slavic langs except for Voulgarian)

>a bank robbery or something
what? it meant "friend" here
i think it's an hungarian word dbi

>cnab

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pajdaš means henchman or co-conspirator, not friend like in kajkavian

>larp as having the most archaic
I thought they was poles

and again, my theory that the only common feature of kajkavian and slovenian is the word "kaj" is confirmed