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Elagabalus edition

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sophie

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anime

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mans best friends

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poos of all shapes and sizes

New waifu

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MY NEW CHAIR ARRIVED

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the state of british leftists

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no chance could we beat either of these teams

England stand literally no chance against either of these teams. Both on another level, doesn't matter thought as you'll lose tomorrow.

lets see it in the flesh

Drinking Schweppes, the thinking man's soft beverage

I'm just tired of the absolute sperges in this country. Got reprimanded today at toil, because i said

>Why did you take me off customer service?

Basically made her cry at how ACCUSATORY and UNREFINED my language was. Instead, I should have said

>I'm not doing customer service today?

Literal fucking autism. Imagine getting this upset, this fucking perturbed at words and language. You are pathetic mate, you are an Orwellian cunt

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Don't listen to them.
Being direct is a positive trait but some people to listen to "direct" language so it helps to learn a bit of tact so that you can communicate to pussys without them crying.

love that wee car

Pay up piggie.

yeah yeah alright limmy don't forget you've only got a week to get a refund for your tunisia shirt

couldnt imagine working in customer service again. what do you normally do? sounds like you dodged a bullet

walked out of my second day at Next when i was about 17, got in trouble for scoffing at someone who asked if his fat wife could use the changing rooms despite standing next to a sign that said ‘changing rooms are unavailable’ then getting in trouble again for not staying behind for 2 hours with no pay to clean up. wankers

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*walks to the garage*
*opens the fridge*
*cracks open an ice cold can of monster*

trump is bringing back the good ole days of the 1950''s

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wonder if the people who give her money realise she's won the grand national twice

drink a can of relentless every morning on the walk to work

>he used the p word

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I just had a crazy idea! International bloodsport hockey where the kill count = the score would be the PERFECT sport. The PERFECT sport!

why don't black footballers dive?

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based and leafpilled

>who is ashley young

got a choon for you lads
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thinking about a lovely girl wearing nowt but her knickers. VERY exciting image i'm picturing here

ever heard of Neymar

Both these teams are playing shit lol

It's coming home lads

why arent they scoring goals?

We are all Africans

At least four sclices of dominos and a very strong coffee
Call it the bunker buster

niggoid

why didn't Wakanda qualify this year?

exceptional post

Seems I don't know this general at all

wondering this too

the white man holding us down

lol he's not black

there's plenty of things a white footballer can do that a black footballer would get sent off for

>abnormal is normal
>goes on to explain it is not

he's a negro and king of divers

arguing with an atheist

and that's a good thing

The Venn diagram of those who think Tommy Robinson being imprisoned for potentially prejudicing serious criminal trials is an affront to free speech and those calling for government to ban an “offensive” balloon of Trump is close to a perfect circle.

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no it doesnt

don't @ me but heard rumours Mbappe is moving to Sheff Wednesday next season

Only thing I'll dive for is for muff

how do you JUST this hard

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ah yes Mboko vs Mbele

don't give a shit

I thought France was a white country? Nationality should be determined by race, simple as

Toil all day then do nothing with my free time except shitpost
A husk of a human being

>he's a negro
behave he's a mulatto at best

anglo genes

ohhh nonono

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looks like aaron ramsey

would be happy marrying any of the keions 2bh

They’re not real mate

this 2bh

feelin' fine

>a mulatto
so a negro

Save as much money as possible then leave your toil, get on the next flight to somewhere far away and literally live on a beach. Nothing is stopping any of us

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Would love to have saved Anne frank then marry her once she reached the age of consent
A beautiful soul

Except the person who owns the beach, or the 3rd worlder that'll chop you up in your sleep and stuff you in a bag.

IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOMMEE

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wtf this isn't photoshopped haha

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match has been fucking disappointing so far

If England makes into the final it'll be a steamroll

niggeus maximus

who are some gay celebs that aren't out?

joe rogan drank the kool-aid and has gone full alt-right now

Any of you lads lose a sense of reality, connection and human kindness and bond when you have degenerate sex with hookers? Virgin freaks needn't respond

*enters london*

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As riots erupt in Haiti, never forget that the country's extreme poverty and problems were caused by white people

set piece meta doesn't work vs real teams

it's called making love a virgin like you wouldn't understand

>film is about a character falling in love with a prostitute

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Cliff richard

...

Ramadan Sloballovamynobic in midfield

how do you feel after having sex with prostitutes? the one reason i always bottle it is because i don’t want to feel bad after

my fav teddy
had him for nigh-on 15 years now

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oh is it time for sportsball already

Slabhead Maguire

Harry Griffiths

going to name my firstborn child after a final fantasy 9 spell. if its a girl, demi; if its a boy, osmose

new

I don't feel bad at all. I have sex with Asian hookers and it's pure lust. I'll come back from toil, have a shower then casually walk into an apartment building, room number 7, pay the lady there to sit on my face and let me cum on her pussy.

Then I leave, don't think about it at all, get the bevvies in then back home to shitpost here for a bit. Toil at 6am

it's cooled football, pal