Elagabalus edition
/brit/
sophie
anime
mans best friends
poos of all shapes and sizes
New waifu
MY NEW CHAIR ARRIVED
the state of british leftists
no chance could we beat either of these teams
England stand literally no chance against either of these teams. Both on another level, doesn't matter thought as you'll lose tomorrow.
lets see it in the flesh
Drinking Schweppes, the thinking man's soft beverage
I'm just tired of the absolute sperges in this country. Got reprimanded today at toil, because i said
>Why did you take me off customer service?
Basically made her cry at how ACCUSATORY and UNREFINED my language was. Instead, I should have said
>I'm not doing customer service today?
Literal fucking autism. Imagine getting this upset, this fucking perturbed at words and language. You are pathetic mate, you are an Orwellian cunt
Don't listen to them.
Being direct is a positive trait but some people to listen to "direct" language so it helps to learn a bit of tact so that you can communicate to pussys without them crying.
love that wee car
Pay up piggie.
yeah yeah alright limmy don't forget you've only got a week to get a refund for your tunisia shirt
couldnt imagine working in customer service again. what do you normally do? sounds like you dodged a bullet
walked out of my second day at Next when i was about 17, got in trouble for scoffing at someone who asked if his fat wife could use the changing rooms despite standing next to a sign that said ‘changing rooms are unavailable’ then getting in trouble again for not staying behind for 2 hours with no pay to clean up. wankers
*walks to the garage*
*opens the fridge*
*cracks open an ice cold can of monster*
trump is bringing back the good ole days of the 1950''s
wonder if the people who give her money realise she's won the grand national twice
drink a can of relentless every morning on the walk to work
>he used the p word
I just had a crazy idea! International bloodsport hockey where the kill count = the score would be the PERFECT sport. The PERFECT sport!
why don't black footballers dive?
based and leafpilled
>who is ashley young
got a choon for you lads
youtube.com
thinking about a lovely girl wearing nowt but her knickers. VERY exciting image i'm picturing here
ever heard of Neymar
Both these teams are playing shit lol
It's coming home lads
why arent they scoring goals?
We are all Africans
At least four sclices of dominos and a very strong coffee
Call it the bunker buster
niggoid
why didn't Wakanda qualify this year?
exceptional post
Seems I don't know this general at all
wondering this too
the white man holding us down
lol he's not black
there's plenty of things a white footballer can do that a black footballer would get sent off for
>abnormal is normal
>goes on to explain it is not
he's a negro and king of divers
arguing with an atheist
and that's a good thing
The Venn diagram of those who think Tommy Robinson being imprisoned for potentially prejudicing serious criminal trials is an affront to free speech and those calling for government to ban an “offensive” balloon of Trump is close to a perfect circle.
no it doesnt
don't @ me but heard rumours Mbappe is moving to Sheff Wednesday next season
Only thing I'll dive for is for muff
how do you JUST this hard
ah yes Mboko vs Mbele
don't give a shit
I thought France was a white country? Nationality should be determined by race, simple as
Toil all day then do nothing with my free time except shitpost
A husk of a human being
>he's a negro
behave he's a mulatto at best
anglo genes
ohhh nonono
looks like aaron ramsey
would be happy marrying any of the keions 2bh
They’re not real mate
this 2bh
feelin' fine
>a mulatto
so a negro
Save as much money as possible then leave your toil, get on the next flight to somewhere far away and literally live on a beach. Nothing is stopping any of us
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Would love to have saved Anne frank then marry her once she reached the age of consent
A beautiful soul
Except the person who owns the beach, or the 3rd worlder that'll chop you up in your sleep and stuff you in a bag.
IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOMMEE
wtf this isn't photoshopped haha
match has been fucking disappointing so far
If England makes into the final it'll be a steamroll
niggeus maximus
who are some gay celebs that aren't out?
joe rogan drank the kool-aid and has gone full alt-right now
Any of you lads lose a sense of reality, connection and human kindness and bond when you have degenerate sex with hookers? Virgin freaks needn't respond
*enters london*
As riots erupt in Haiti, never forget that the country's extreme poverty and problems were caused by white people
set piece meta doesn't work vs real teams
it's called making love a virgin like you wouldn't understand
>film is about a character falling in love with a prostitute
Cliff richard
...
Ramadan Sloballovamynobic in midfield
how do you feel after having sex with prostitutes? the one reason i always bottle it is because i don’t want to feel bad after
my fav teddy
had him for nigh-on 15 years now
oh is it time for sportsball already
Slabhead Maguire
Harry Griffiths
going to name my firstborn child after a final fantasy 9 spell. if its a girl, demi; if its a boy, osmose
new
I don't feel bad at all. I have sex with Asian hookers and it's pure lust. I'll come back from toil, have a shower then casually walk into an apartment building, room number 7, pay the lady there to sit on my face and let me cum on her pussy.
Then I leave, don't think about it at all, get the bevvies in then back home to shitpost here for a bit. Toil at 6am
it's cooled football, pal