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FRANKLY
A
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COUNTRY
this a stumpy brown, a human, just like you. say something nice to her.
Post your tinder failures lads
its not coming home anymore
DAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>and here comes mbappe, just look at that stallion. Bet the wife is loving this!
err
what
never tried equals never failed m8
mbappe does like 2 good things in 90 minutes and the commentators won't stop fingering themselves over him
we havent even beat croatia yet get real
omd crying at this neek
come archway mans will bax ur head in
he literally looks retarded
suggest you delete this photograph of my mistress.
anime
Mbappe is a god
Yet another bald Spanish fraud exposed
l could kill this cat very easily
>Be from poor as fuck family
>Dad put £5 on Mexico to win the World Cup
>He put £10 on Sweden to beat England
>Puts £20 on France to win it all only AFTER Brazil got knocked out (so they went from 8/1 to 4/1 to 2/1)
>But that bet is also linked with the Vikings winning the Superbowl
>Put £10 on Belgium tonight even though he already has a separate bet on France to win the entire thing
This World Cup is making my family poor as fuck lads
it's honestly cringeworthy
you dont know the scale of the picture
could be a 3 metres high supercat
mbappe is the best player in the last 50 years
LELGIUM
MARCHONS
MARCHONS
>POOLGIUM
the supercats have been on the heroin cut with novichok
hundreds are dead
l-lads im scared
i didnt expect us to get this far
i dont wanna play france ;w;
>POOGIUM
that was an embarrassing last 20 minutes
UMTITI
MBAPPE
POGBA
KANTE
it's over for belgium
BELGIUM ARE OUT
LOL thought they would be better than us, lol
ive never seen any player perform so consistently flawless as mbappe
probably the best young player france has ever produced
Its not coming home
Looking forward to playing Belgium for the bronze medal on Saturday
Just like Agincourt, we'll beat the French on Sunday lads. Have faith it's still coming home
Tru
I'm coming home lads
croatia should just concede so the meme finals aren't ruined desu
should just be good lads for once
I hate england so fucking much
I hope they lose tomorrow
I seriously want anybody but england to win the world cup
Mbappé should have prima nocte rights for every white woman in Europe, he's just that amazing
mbappe has dominated every match he has played in, his technique does not have a single rival in this world cup
Cannot even imagine if they win. Like who the fuck gives a shit about Croatia?
im rooting for engelel in the finals lads. the frogs are disgusting and a shame for sports.
im spitting on france
S
>england are in the last 3 of the world cup
mbappe has been the top performer in the past 4 world cups
mbappe? don't rate him
mbrapp? now there's someone i can get behind
I want it to come home but I honestly don't think we stand a chance against france tbf
superior to us in practically every aspect, but hey, maybe we can get lucky
ANYONE BUT ENGLAND
ANYONE BUT ENGLAND
ANYONE BUT ENGLAND
ANYONE BUT ENGLAND
ANYONE BUT ENGLAND
ANYONE BUT ENGLAND
ANYONE BUT ENGLAND
france will btfo croatia in the finals
mniggere
mbappe has completely revolutionised the sport in this world cup
we're seeing the not only the future of france's international team, but the future of football as a whole in that player
Is gareth shekelgate going to bring it home©?
poor little tender feminine wh*Te bois practically cumming over big strong Mbappé. pathetic.
Sexual intercourse is absolutely vile.
sending this thread to HR we'll see what they make of it
I fancy us against France desu
Form goes out of the window in a World Cup final
where will i get my chicken tikka lasagne for sunday fs
*burps*
I HATE ENGLAND
Suck a fat one HR
>JANNY'D
flicking my pseudo-malebean over mbappe rn x
would have kicked the shit out of the little cunt
so do I
Here’s a sample of my shitposts planned for the big game
I’ve got about a dozen of these
Gonna posts them on every board
france barely threatened from open play tonight
it's LITERALLY coming home
>would have kicked the shit out of the little cunt
top bantz
no you wouldn’t
be quiet
big sexy france
aye a would
love rob and the canturbury scene in general :)
mbappe is the best player in the history of the sport
>France vs England final
>85th minute
>France are up 1-0, the England side is in disarray
>even Kane looks tired and disenheartened
>Mbappe and Pogna running rings around the English, their defense is falling apart
>All seems lost
>The fans are crying, the Queen is crying, a single solitary tear slips down Pickford's face
>Suddenly
>The clouds open up, torrential rain suddenly starts
>before they can close the roof the ground is turned into thick mud
>the French charge toward the England side, churning up the muddy ground even more
>the French horses start to get stuck in the swampy conditions, and the knights are thrown from their horses
>Suddenly 6,000 English longbowmen rush out from the stands and let loose a volley of arrows that blocks out the sun
>the crowd hushes in awe as they watch the 33-inch broadheads plunge into the massed French ranks, punching through their plate and killing many where they stand
>still more French literally drown in the mud, their heavy armour dragging them down
>the few surviving French men-at-arms are cut down by the longbowmen, who draw their knives, hatchets and mallets and swarm forward
>at the head of the charge, its Harry Kane with the ball
>he nimbly dances over the groaning corpses and French blood daubed over the pitch
>comes up on goal from the right hand side
>gets close, challenges the goalkeep before slotting one right in the bottom left corner, equalising deftly
>Ref rips open his shirt to reveal the three lions proudly blazing, takes off his face mask and begins to sing Jerusalem as the ball enters play again
>Gareth Southgate orders the French prisoners-of-war executed, a brilliant strategic move that plunges French morale into the depths
>the French who are not dead or dying quickly flee
>the field is empty
>Pickford walks up to the centre point
>slowly dribbles the ball up to the French goal
>taps it in
>it comes home
100 years of the RAF, bloody hell
why are all the jockoids saying croatia is going to win
did they not watch the the russia v croatia game or something
mega-cringe
cringe factory of a post
listening to the cure again
mega-based
any constructive criticism lads? trialling it here before i take it to /sp/ x
the worse it is the more (You)s you'll get so leave it like that x
Meet The Feebles is pure kiwi cinematography
french could put out a 5 strong team, and if mbappe was one of the players they could still beat the majority of the teams in this world cup with ease
*looks around to see if anyone is laughing at my joke*
I honestly have been redpilled over the last few days and finally realise the truth. Liberals while not always right are the better side than the right. So many conservatives misrepresent statistics, use fallacies all the time, outright lie, can't even read the sources they quote most of the time. They don't realise that there are no grand conspiracies that wouldn't be found out, climate change is a real thing, migrants are only ever a boon to an economy and only hostile because the white, cis male is offensive to them. Both sides can learn from each other but ultimately the alt-right is a movement preying on young, white teens with no direction in their lives and feel marginalised because no-one is talking about their problems. Do your research, listen to arguments by both sides and dissect them, and I'm sure you will come to the side of love.
Got a car and took my parking spot back from the bloke next door. Now he keeps pulling around and staring at my car parked there.
Fuck off mate just give it up it was never yours to begin with.
*blows a raspberry*