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prefer big arse to big chebs

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hate diveball
hate deanos
love pints
love gear

sue

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Irish people are known for their dark complexion and phenotype. It makes sense

The irony

love parking the bus

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all niggers must fucking hang

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France were shit, they got a lucky goal off a Belgium OG deflection then parked the bus and cheated (plus a healthy dos of refball).

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If you are being bullied please see

you a bus driver mate?

quick somebody get dave out the room before he gets flashbacks from his bus journey ptsd

Reckon Moni should kill itself before it kills someone else out of some sort of tranny freak hysteria

>calling refball
cope harder

Haha bet you love sucking Deano's knob though you poofter

nobody gets bullied anymore mate

business idea: /brit/ tv show called "dave says the most funniest things..."

It's true desu

They also had a large amount of Africans living in Ireland

hello dave

slept until 12:00 today

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haha fucking hell

>England match showing in the cinema for free

wahey boys

Which?

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went to one for the sweden match and it was terrible
full of underage chavs who got served somehow
have to wait half an hour for an overpriced pint
can't see a thing, too many people and the screen isn't big enough
got covered in beer and shit when we scored
couldn't hear the commentary or anything

"smelly paki bastard"

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the west died in 1945

would much rather be in a pub ngl

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let's be honest, who doesn't hate pakis

thecanary.co.uk

that was more pathetic if anything

*donkey noises*

>went to one for the sweden match and it was terrible
>full of underage chavs who got served somehow
>have to wait half an hour for an overpriced pint
>can't see a thing, too many people and the screen isn't big enough
>got covered in beer and shit when we scored
>couldn't hear the commentary or anything

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yeah but you're on tv sooooooo shut up?

what do they sound like lad? care for sending me a vocaroo of you doing them for me? help an ol' brit veteran out

im a year younger then this lass

do you ever wonder if there are smelly pakis on ere other than poley?

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would ride her all the way to bethlehem and back

We are not dark looking but like white arabs from north africa if you know what I mean

50% chance poop covered Muhammad fingers typed this

>having to ask

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i reckon there are pakis but i don't agree with you using the term smelly

Honestly just prefer to do stuff alone, not being filthy rich, everything a common man like me can afford is already done by about 50 others, ruining the entire experience

do you reckon dave stims out when england wins the football

they might smell like apples and lavender though.

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got similar skin tone to the japs but without the slitty eyes due to mad racial admixture amongst my ancestors

using smelly with paki makes me think you're using it in a very negative sense.

In Satire X, Juvenal displays his contempt for the declining heroism of contemporary Romans.

The Latin "panem et circenses" (bread and circuses) identifies the only remaining cares of a Roman populace which no longer cares for its historical birthright of political involvement.

>People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions — everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses.
-- Juvenal, 100 AD

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hello literal child

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pajeets smell like shit

Prediction: Tango is brought on in the 93rd minute to score an absolute belter to beat France in the final

screencap this

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Like shit and turmeric?

no it'll go to pens and then tango will be brought on, score the winning penalty and he'll be given a knighthood right there on the pitch

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Why are you being racist? It's not big and it's not clever

>replying
retard

You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back
Quit starin' into space and eat your snap, that's that
She'll want you much more for not hangin' on
Stop me if I'm wrong, stop me if I'm wrong
Why should she be the one who decides
Whether it's off or on, or on, or off or on?
Now the girl's rude, I know she's rude
But she screwed right through you, you'll be on your knees soon

Just finished 12 rules of life by Jordan Peterson

Guy needs to learn to chill out a bit. Like seriously, he goes overboard,

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The London paki is back

He's off work at his uncle's masala chutney shop

It's time for him to pretend he's white

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It wont go to pens, the score will be huge french niggerdick - 0 at half time

ARRIVEDERCI ITS ONE ON ONE

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fuck off rasheed

i'm not brown i swear i just hate racists and keyboard warriors

What is racist about the question that I asked you?

Russia and France are white

Never done drugs before. Haven't got any friends either.

Bro...we get it...you had a hard days working pouring curry for white people

Go to bed now

same

toil interview in 12 hours
i'm going to fuck it up arent I hahahaha

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>implying our 'Arry won't lead the greatest comeback in World Cup history

fuck off rasheed

WE'RE PLAYING THE SONG

>keyboard warriors
Isn't everyone on here one of those?

can you stop trying to bait dave please i don't want him arguing for 3 threads

Do you take to go orders?

Ill take one curry chutney, one chicken masala, one beef kebab

Dave? Dave doesn't exist you fucking mongo

good luck mate x

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