Thank you mighty USA, you truly are a beacon of liberty, democracy and true values in our world. I speak for all slavs when I thank you for saving us in WW2 and many other perils. No other country may compare in benevolence to you, you truly have turned the wild untamed wastes of America, fought the savage hordes of heathens, and built a veritable paradise, from which you descend, bright and goodly as angels, to help us find our way to Happiness and God.