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No... I was making the new!

earn £35k in gateshead

funny you say that im the hottest nigga alive
cooking here

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always felt like the "that boomer" meme was a more accurate caricature of Gen X instead of the baby boomers

is that the joke?

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are you the serf master and get choice of the grain?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bender,_Moldova
Hahaha

bring it home

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Know people that sit on their phones all the time but never reply quickly.... cunts.

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earn £4,750 in scotland
(only the smartest scots will know what this means.)

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Germany had a right by law to go into the danzig corridor as outline by Woodrow Wilson
Britan were the bad guys in WWII

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Nobody has to reply to you, you needy cunt

Wales, ?, Brittany

Gen Xers are nihilistic cunts that are awful just to be around

i'm on 40k and i can barely afford to put food on the table for my jack russell

Thinking about what my life would be like if I hadn't gotten fired 4 months ago. Almost certainly would've lost the ole 'ginity, for starters.

schlomo unironically doesn't want this to exist

rent boy?

no, gayer.

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*uses google*
ah, an arrogant student

What bullshit it is rewarding a person this immense wealth for relocating a sphere on a paddock. Imagine that money going to medical research, or even just saving children from starving to death. This exemplifies humanity going down the s bend. What a deadshit species we are.

find it funny how every yank in this general says they have blonde hair

it's just a meme that spawned because of how often the term "boomer" was misused, that and millennials coming out with boomer phrases like "X was a REAL Y" etc

F.R.I.E.N.D.S...we're just friends!

wearing girls clothes

already warming up for the celebration my celt brother

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i'm a solicitor and if anything i should be paid more for the work i am fucking doing you little fucking ingrate. how dare you

I have dark brown hair and green eyes

'wall

Wish I could watch anime and relax, constantly worried that the 'rents will barge in to my room at any time

Croatia is gonna win it all
can just feel it

hehe
those eyes remind me of the unatco troopers

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oh, so you solicit underage girls? you fucking nonce, burn in hell

dark blonde here

yeah but they're also massive nostalgiafags, always listening to their Pink Floyd and Dire Straits, and are definitely bigger wastes of space than the successful baby boomers, since they spent their youths boozing and going to raves in the 80s

don't bully gaten matenzarro
he has a rare genetic disease

Headphones and a lock.
It's not difficult.

there are no celts on the french team

why would they do that late in the evening

>burn in hell

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taking you to court for libel

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Not a racist but I think black kangz be spoiling they genes 'pon de white gwailo yeet *dab*

decent evening at the pub with the lads :)
tomorrow will be even better

do they not knock on your door?
is this a southerner thing?

rude and wrong

I think it would be great if they did tbf. Good for the sport if we had a new champion especially from a small nation rather then the traditional global powerhouses of football.

ooooo user when did you turn into such a hard man goingto the pub twice in a week

why would you want everyone you work with to know you're a nonce

Thank you RAF for dropping bombs on people.

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Outrageously early new x

it's the world cup lad

>that nip

i don't think you know what libel means mate

can't modify shit, they pull the "my house my rules" shit

they knock, but immediately enter anyway, told them countless times to wait until I say it's okay but they never listen

Then they wonder why I'm constantly anxious and on edge

why is living in a big city so alienating? surrounded by people, but you can feel so lonely

Feel like I should have accomplished a lot more by 20
Feeling very behind in life

>Good for the sport
*rolls eyes*
It's always about the greater good with you lot isn't it...

whoever wins the england vs croatia game will almost certainly win the entire world cup

Anyone else really boring when with just 1 person?

I refuse to be with just 1 mate because I know I'll bore them to death. Has to be a minimum of 2

means you're libel to get a nonce hunter at your door

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>This window will now close in 3 seconds...

what's the most relatable lyric to your life lads?

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laughably ignorant post

Just get a hooker lad

Literally me

if a nonce hunter comes to my door i'll tell him when i last saw you mate

youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco

what do you think?

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i down a pint of wine at mine before i enter the pub
i'm an awkward kind of cunt unless i'm already drunk

fake news lad

also
t. south american economic migrant to the UK

hahahahahahaha

didn't know Champion was still a thing

I'm the opposite
I don't know how to function with several people at once, I'm just kinda there in the background while they talk together
But one on one I'm great, love having deep intimate conversations about all kinds of topics with whoever I'm with

If you are paying rent for the room fuck them. If they don't respect your space then don't respect their "rules".
Don't ask just do it.
Stand up for yourself or leave.

Bangkok, Oriental Setting
But the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies - doesn't seem a minute
since the Tirolean spa had the chess boards in it
All changed, don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland, or the Philippines, or Hastings
Or ... or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky, then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
not looking at the city

Whattaya mean?!
You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm and sweet, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get Thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a muddy old river
or reclining Buddha

Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it

I don't see you guys raging
The kind of mating I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you.

So, you better go back to your bars, your temples ...
your "massage parlors" ...

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but their pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

reply again but this time say "hahaahaha very clever joke hinging on the similar pronunciation of two different words, do you have a patreon?"

>wine before you go to the club

puff

Honestly just forgot what age I was there for a second, had to figure it out by using my D.O.B.
What has become of my life

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not a virgin, got a gf
I'm talking about real accomplishments