/brit/

DIT

one slag post then i'm fucking off

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tfw acne

I fucking love benzos lads. I can speak to anyone, I can do anything. I can go to the cinema without shaking. I can sit on a busy bus or train without having some sort of panic attack. I can speak to girls normally.

What a miraculous wonder drug. Just one little pill in the morning and I'm just like everybody else for the day.

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shocking

be honest Britbros, do slags like anal?

runt

pants are off and willy is exposed. please refrain from engorging my willy with femoid pictures.

>when you go down on a bird and her fanny stinks of stale piss

instantly blow my beans

yeah but guess what i can do all that without taking benzos

its alri

*sells you 50 sugar pills at a ridiculous markup*
dumb virgin

pics

Who are Ireland pulling for in the WC?

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4 years though... what did you even do exactly?

what can is that

pictures of naked women do nothing for me

When the fun stops, STOP.

every degree is 4 years lad

NONCE

you'll have to pay for extra lad

What did the best player in the world mean by this?

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BA = 3 years
BSc = 3 years
LLB = 3 years

>when you're giving that vag a tonguing and you get a taste of dried period blood

really pumps my nads

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how

Same.
But a woman wearing glasses and reading a book, that really gives me a boner. I'm just attracted to itelegense

slags?

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well I got a BSc but it was 4 years as is most peoples I know. Half of 3rd year is a work placement

how bout this

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*puts a cheeky hundie on croatia*
no

noseberg got yelled at by his bosses bosses bosses boss today, likely going to get fired. he asked me and 2 others to make a presentation about why hes a good boss.

will let this ship sink even if im on it.

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unironically '

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Would impregnate both.

lmfao was crying at this because i had a bet on france to win and i just found it funny how salty anyone who bet belgium must have been

I was joking that's what the can says

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nah
I need the physical touch/warmth and smell of a woman to feel anything

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Little troll

at least four of those females have only just entered the ripe breeding age you nonce.

we cannot begin to comprehend

readmythoughts.ytmnd.com/

on a late shift in the call centre tomorrow
will miss the first hour of the footy

one of my ex's i wasnt really attracted to facially, in fact, she's quite ugly. but the more i spent time with her and her peng body i fell in love with her personality and looked past her inferior face

/brit/ is for englishman such as myself

>tfw the slag I banged in the Algarve says she's coming back this year, and with a surprise

I-I-I'm scared lads.

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If speedy wog does this against England and France wins, how bad will the riots be?

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i don't follow grug ball, what happened here?

cheeky bastard

what's it like to have friends or girlfriend or any of that stuff?

Serious question: how the fuck do you sleep at a normal time when you've had an afternoon nap

awww you old cornball you

proper foreign countries, never been to USA/aus etc

Also business travel sucks(unless you're important), they'll send you everywhere economy, work you ragged, then fly you home and expect you in work the next day

It seems cool, but it's constant jetlag, and not seeing your family(if you have one)

expats are highly paid professionals(£150k+ with maids and international school fees paid and shit) though, you don't have access to that when you're a runtslave, you don't fit in with them

booze

reminder that if you slave away 60 hours a week while competing and cutting down your fellow man to get ahead, at 35 you could marry a prime woman like this and provide for her every need until she depletes your retirement fund and leaves you with nothing to show for your years as a serf.

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he was being a time waster

counting

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best case scenario tit job
worst case she got blacked and wants you to be the dad

>tan lines

diamonds

FONT

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

i have a nice face but am manlet
how do i get a shag

Alright, not as great as you think though

BASED Kompany, showing his experience there

gf is driving me mental lads
this time she's pissed because I messaged her 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds after finishing toil

30-45 minutes where you actually hit semi-rem, shouldn't mess things up too bad.

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wear lifts

bringing her mate for a threesome good work

France was winning 1-0 from a lucky deflection and Belgium was pounding them back. They kept diving and timewasting and pretending to be injured for about 40minutes. This is 'Mbappe' the so called best player in the world (if you belive the guardian) showing us how football is meant to be played. The ball is meant to go to Belgium so he wastes time and wastes time and wastes it then dives and pretends to be injured. It gets a yellow card for it but because the game is about to end it was worth it. Only a red card would have actually done anything.

DAMN Moni looks like THAT?!?!?!

fuck off and die

who got the yellow card and for what

>60 hours a week

my sides

vaginas?
don't rate them

I'd literally finish a girl for doing that

Comes a point where she's obsessive rather than it being very endearing

remember wanking to this image about 5 years ago

would reverse birth myself on that one.

I have always wanted to increase my ball sack size so my balls can hang lower.

Mbappe and for diving. Doesn't matter because he can still play in the final.

>6 ft 2
>girls aren't throwing themselves at me
explain?

baby

what you laughing at cunt

the ripe breeding age is 14 years

based and redpilled

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Ah year 6, good times

have imprints of visions in my mind that i'm sure aren't of real places but are in fact just corroborations of things in books, things from my childhood, and things from my imagination
its a frustrating experience, they slip out of my mind very easily and lack fixity but they seem very comforting for the brief moment i can feel it

based /diaspora/