15cm microdick loser here

i'm not baiting pekka, fuck off

I find it hilarious that I have the same 15x13 and have despite this never been autistic about it, even though I'm autistic about my life in general.

make sure to never use it on girls, it will be really underwhelming I can guarantee it (from personal experience)

Don't intend to. I only use it for masturbation.

Wait, you're not dead?

Didn't he say he was gonna kill himself?

no, I decided to not be a virgin anymore
I was curious if that gay swedish dickeater faggot was right, so I spent some time on losing my virginity
5 days ago I fucked a 6/10 arts student girl and it was very underwelming and my dick was just as useless as I imagined

okay goodnight

since I don1t plan to come here more time, please someone deliver this message to THAT swedish faggot: EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

also fuck swedish people, i'm glad they will be replaced by based sandniggers

have you tried boner pills, it will make you fucking HARD...maybe that will help

your mom

my dick was hard but then I could truly see that my dick is short and thin live in action
at least now I truly see the light, my dick is not compatible for a gf or women, so I'll be live a women free monk life
foolow my example fellow dicklets, I'm genuinely speaking from experience

So, you made up a story as an excuse for self flagellance? I thought you were smarter with your shitposting. With that level of insecurity there is no way that made up character of yours would EVER fuck ANY girl, no matter the trials or whatever.

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Of course not *winks*

I didn't made up anyhing Igor, I fucked an arts student girl believe it or not

I know you fags are thinking that I'm lying but it actually happened and I actually feel somewhat better about myself
I'm slowly letting the idea of gf going away so I can focus on something else
best luck to you, except THAT swedish faggot please someone tell him: "GET CANCER AND DIE FAGGOT"
thanks for listening bros

How exactly did you accomplish that, anyway?

What swedish faggot

just remember that you're already one step above half of this website

you aren't that small m8

granted i am bigger, but what is your metric for declaring yourself small other than porn?

I told you 50 times before that i'm not bad looking and not socially retarded
I knew her before and brought her home after driking with my friends
what else do you want to know? she sucked my "dick" in an empty hallway and I fucked hr in my apartment
the one that should kill himself
because I saw it in action
It's missing 2-3 cm in length and about 1 cm in girth

>It's missing 2-3 cm in length and about 1 cm in girth
as aa 18x14 I am glad to hear

fuck off hans and eat some shit, that's the only thing you are good for

mmm bamboo milk

>its a normalfaggot not virgin tells virgins sex is not that good episode
Fuck off

i'm pretty sure its actually good if your dick is not small like mine
I saw the potential in it

would 19x15 be too large then?

I don't give a fuck, kill yourself and fuck off from my thread

Gotta say, nothing makes you happier than out-sizing your gf's dildo

Dicks have a weird optical thing with them, you can't see your real size without measuring or comparing it

thanks for sharing cunt
fuck you and die

Oh goood why did I come back here
I'm so bored of being reminded that I belong in the group of "smallest dicks on the planet" everyone is 3 times bigger than me in this thread
fuck you faggot and your genetic lottery, im genuinely going away because my suicidal thoughs are slowly coming back
fuck you, and deliver my message to THAT swedish faggot,

international culture is quite interesting and deep, as always

I am 11cm

At least you didn't get made fun of by a nurse.

HOLLY MOLLY LADS ITS A FUCKING FAMILY REUNION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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