Neopets edition
/cum/
Those were the days
online datingdatia fad, unless youre trying to import a foreigner, theres no reason to not meet people irl
how do you meet people irl when you're older, and work for a tiny company?
>finally make a hundred million Neopoints
>lose your account soon after because you accidentally fall asleep and leave the autobuyer on
Who else knows this feel?
I will absorb the heat of any californian legislator and send them into hypothermic shock until their pulse is undetectable.
try meetup.com
Tell me about it
what makes this different from online dating?
not looking for friends, i have plenty of those
Are you talking about Neopia's stock exchange?
I honestly dont know. Usually people find others from people they know.
im hoping on importing a foreigner 2bqhwy but have made very little effort
(but im also young and work for a large company)
Autobuyers are programs that automatically buy items that are underpriced in the shops (ie Kayla's Potion Shop, Post Office) so you can sell them to other users for higher prices
Might start smoking crystal meth to lose weight
I didn't know those were a thing...
My high point was getting to like 2 million neopoints
I POOPED MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE HOW IT WOULD FEEL
I FOCUS ON THE SHAME
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
THE POOPOO TEARS A HOLE
THAT OLD FAMILIAR STINK
TRY TO FLUSH IT ALL AWAY
BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
excellent post my dood
i literally have neopets open on a different tab rn
>tfw you unironically tried restocking for potions the legal way
You're still playing it?
I still have my account, but I don't really play anymore. The site also seems mostly frozen in time.
I tried that for like an hour until I realized it was boring
how do I successfully distinguish human shit from animal shit in parks and other public places?
By taste
why is there a need to distinguish it
why do mexicans shit in public places?
i made this but i cant share it with anyone because i have no friends
T fuck is that?
Looks like a quesadilla
you guys like my new choker?
It's an omelette
yes i do Zando
kys
culero
Getting drunk after work
it's the Giant Omelette from the Tyrannian Plateau you retard
maybe
its great
post more pictures
nice
saw a pretty based and redpilled opinion yesterday:
the age of consent for sexual penetration should remain 18 years old but
it should be lower for blowjobs and even lower for handjobs
thoughts?
based and redpilled
You guys should listen to nunez
What's the opposite of based?
liberals LMAO
kek
gf is mad at me for drinking before the sun is down
Not sure. What about non-local?
wtf I hate borders and law and shit now
notbased and bluepilled
This sounds good.
want to move to montana
Unironically this. First world citizenship should become like Roman citizenship as a compromise between the obvious only ethical option of abolishing nationality entirely and political reality
>tfw there are no good horror anime
I want to get spooked
Shiki is slightly spooky.
>have you worked out today, user
technically yes
Bed time in an hour and a half.
youre a big guy
no because rain
para vos
my toe hurts now wtf
masturbating is literally why i want to try meth
prediction: Disney will eventually make a movie with a feminine teenage boy as the main character and make everyone want to fuck him
bitch niggas
this is very offensive
:(
Hakaba Kitaro
what the fuck is that suppose to mean
my job is mostly physical labor and it works as well as exercise so outside of that i don't exercise
>I like Johnny Cash
>yeah what's your favorite song by him
>hurt
>oh what about ring of fire
>never heard it
these people need to die
/cum/ites
Why are you looking at me like that?
the gf
hi arkon
the other gf
hello
fantastic (based) taste
>yeah i like Johnny Cash
>hurt, ring of fire, walk the line, the list goes on.....
yes my tastes are terrific
not a fan of the aussie pedophile doing all those threads desu
hi Zando :3
Grandma complaining about me not being married and says she feels bad for my girlfriend because I obviously don't care about her
Is she right?
Back from work, buds!
An Asian man said I have a "very well built body"
Today was a good day
No I just don't wanna get married
are you not fat anymore?
No! He asked if I play any sports like football
Little did he know I sit in my room watching anime and playing video games all day
Ded
am i still banned?
noice
Buds I feel really happy that an Asian man complimented me... Am I gay?
if you have to ask yes
still thinking about her.........
But I've always been attracted to Women....
He seemed like a really nice guy too
yes
Hi ryan, my friend
yes
This is a problem
I've never once felt attraction towards men, but I can't get him off of my mind...
Maybe I'll just do a fap
don't care
You cared enough to reply
Some pretty bad taste
why can't I come home to a bunch of half naked women eating my food