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Neopets edition

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Those were the days

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online datingdatia fad, unless youre trying to import a foreigner, theres no reason to not meet people irl

how do you meet people irl when you're older, and work for a tiny company?

>finally make a hundred million Neopoints
>lose your account soon after because you accidentally fall asleep and leave the autobuyer on
Who else knows this feel?

I will absorb the heat of any californian legislator and send them into hypothermic shock until their pulse is undetectable.

try meetup.com

Tell me about it

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what makes this different from online dating?

not looking for friends, i have plenty of those

Are you talking about Neopia's stock exchange?

I honestly dont know. Usually people find others from people they know.

im hoping on importing a foreigner 2bqhwy but have made very little effort
(but im also young and work for a large company)

Autobuyers are programs that automatically buy items that are underpriced in the shops (ie Kayla's Potion Shop, Post Office) so you can sell them to other users for higher prices

Might start smoking crystal meth to lose weight

I didn't know those were a thing...
My high point was getting to like 2 million neopoints

I POOPED MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE HOW IT WOULD FEEL
I FOCUS ON THE SHAME
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

THE POOPOO TEARS A HOLE
THAT OLD FAMILIAR STINK
TRY TO FLUSH IT ALL AWAY
BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

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excellent post my dood

i literally have neopets open on a different tab rn

>tfw you unironically tried restocking for potions the legal way

You're still playing it?
I still have my account, but I don't really play anymore. The site also seems mostly frozen in time.

I tried that for like an hour until I realized it was boring

how do I successfully distinguish human shit from animal shit in parks and other public places?

By taste

why is there a need to distinguish it

why do mexicans shit in public places?

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i made this but i cant share it with anyone because i have no friends

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T fuck is that?

Looks like a quesadilla

you guys like my new choker?

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It's an omelette

yes i do Zando

kys

culero

Getting drunk after work

it's the Giant Omelette from the Tyrannian Plateau you retard

maybe

its great
post more pictures

nice

saw a pretty based and redpilled opinion yesterday:

the age of consent for sexual penetration should remain 18 years old but
it should be lower for blowjobs and even lower for handjobs

thoughts?

based and redpilled

You guys should listen to nunez

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What's the opposite of based?

liberals LMAO

kek

gf is mad at me for drinking before the sun is down

Not sure. What about non-local?

wtf I hate borders and law and shit now

notbased and bluepilled

This sounds good.

want to move to montana

Unironically this. First world citizenship should become like Roman citizenship as a compromise between the obvious only ethical option of abolishing nationality entirely and political reality

>tfw there are no good horror anime
I want to get spooked

Shiki is slightly spooky.

>have you worked out today, user

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technically yes

Bed time in an hour and a half.

youre a big guy

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no because rain

para vos

my toe hurts now wtf

masturbating is literally why i want to try meth

prediction: Disney will eventually make a movie with a feminine teenage boy as the main character and make everyone want to fuck him

bitch niggas

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this is very offensive

:(

Hakaba Kitaro

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what the fuck is that suppose to mean

my job is mostly physical labor and it works as well as exercise so outside of that i don't exercise

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>I like Johnny Cash
>yeah what's your favorite song by him
>hurt
>oh what about ring of fire
>never heard it
these people need to die

/cum/ites

Why are you looking at me like that?

the gf

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hi arkon

the other gf
hello

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fantastic (based) taste

>yeah i like Johnny Cash
>hurt, ring of fire, walk the line, the list goes on.....

yes my tastes are terrific

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not a fan of the aussie pedophile doing all those threads desu

hi Zando :3

Grandma complaining about me not being married and says she feels bad for my girlfriend because I obviously don't care about her

Is she right?

Back from work, buds!
An Asian man said I have a "very well built body"
Today was a good day

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No I just don't wanna get married

are you not fat anymore?

No! He asked if I play any sports like football
Little did he know I sit in my room watching anime and playing video games all day

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Ded

am i still banned?

noice

Buds I feel really happy that an Asian man complimented me... Am I gay?

if you have to ask yes

still thinking about her.........

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But I've always been attracted to Women....

He seemed like a really nice guy too

yes

Hi ryan, my friend

yes

This is a problem
I've never once felt attraction towards men, but I can't get him off of my mind...
Maybe I'll just do a fap

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don't care

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You cared enough to reply

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Some pretty bad taste

why can't I come home to a bunch of half naked women eating my food

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