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*moggs your family* edition

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any sweat pledge man in

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I know you say that I am assuming things
Something's going down that's the way it seems
Shouldn't be the reason why you're acting strange
If nobody's holding you back from me
Cause I know how you usually do
When you say everything to me times two
Why can't you just tell the truth
If somebody's there then tell me who

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I literally can't stop wanking. I'm not joking either, I'm not even really a young man any more but I'm still ridiculously horny most of the time wtf

get a girlfriend

me, unironically

This pic alone is why we need English independence

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entire body is conspiring to stop me having a wank

have toothache (distraction)
keep getting out of breath
heart is tired
now i'm getting leg cramp

you aren't horny, just bored
stop wanking for a month, then you'll know what being horny really feels like

blue ridings need to be gassed

Is that Hickok?

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>maxed out my iq stat on character creation
>put no points into my conscientousness stat

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have another you in a minute
Matter fact he'll be here in a minute, baby

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>tried to minmax by taking the dyslexia debuff to get more points for my conscientousness stat
>put all my points into contentiousness by accident

You're not Scottish or Irish

>IRL chargen
>builda nice evenly-distributed life
>nothing amazing, but decent all round
>game glitches
>born 3 weeks early
>as I grow discover all of my stats are fucked and I'm playing a useless scrub that would barely even qualify as an NPC
>only thing that stayed the same was the Cowardly (suicide) merit, so I can't even restart the game

ffs

I thought this was a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture??

you aren't english

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND

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Whining and making no effort to fix the thing you're whining about is the epitome of british culture

TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG

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>lets you pick race
>doesn't let you pick nationality
what retard designed this character generator

>not playing the no borders mod

country roads
take me home

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Civic nationalist freak

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-44724668

Few things genuinely send shivers down my neck but this story is just fucking horrendous.

i'm a far-right nationalist

He didn't say he plays once a day
IDIOT

Wow, I knew Brexit was hitting England hard, but I didn't know the £ had fallen to the level of the €. Disgraceful

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>i'm a far-right nationalist

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>you aren't english
Actually thinks hes Scottish or Irish mate unless you've got a union Jack flag shut your fucking mouth

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baited bodied blasted

unironically getting really into 6IX9INE

i'm a far right globalist

>7 20 minute bursts would be 1 hour 20 minutes, not a few hours a week
British.....mathematics....

i'm on holiday you utter melt
show your face in edinburgh and i'll do your jaw in

this is retarded but there is nothing wrong with being passionate about working

The short dude looks exactly like the BTK killer

This

Hello I am also a Brit on holiday
Will pop you in the noggin if you come near Cornwall!

had never heard of this but there are like 20 different stories of the case
interesting but grim, especially the baby's corpse kept in the room

woo
the recovery truck brought me next door to the destination
why don't all truck drivers do that

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niggers are low iq and low conscientousness

>A subsequent police search of the property found the remains of a baby boy in a rucksack, hidden on the top shelf of a cupboard in Jordan's bedroom for 14 years

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Tinder is fucking dire
>organise date, they bail the next day
Or
>invite them out, no reply
Or
>no good matches

Only ever one of those cases

>i'm on holiday you utter melt
I cant stand roleplay just shut the fuck up you sad leaf Cunt you aren't Scottish accept it

You've heard of elf on the shelf

seething and can't accept the truth hahaha

just lower your standards

Parents and friends made fun of me for wanting to go traveling on my own

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tolerant left

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If you're this emotionally fragile, you shouldn't go travelling alone

fucking hate hard left westernised chinks me

wow two twitter posts from random thots the west is truly doomed

I bet they voted Brexit.

can guarantee that they both take big White BVLL cock regularly

going on a solo exploration holiday to Benidorm

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hard centre easternised white man, myself
consider myself an adherent of lee hsien loong thought

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Why would I give a shit I'm not the one playing fantasy Scotland roleplay games on Jow Forums you clown. Your flags a joke and your people aren't Scottish or Irish.

jesus

>the left were the only ones who cared for the white working class
>the right found a way to turn the left against the white working class
the right are clever i'll give them that

>Why would I give a shit
you tell me
you're the one who keeps replying

You replied to me you gimp

>playing fantasy Scotland roleplay games
what

and you keep replying

Benidorm gets unnecessary bad stick I’ve been there a few times and it’s really nice

is it /real Dave hours/ yet?

love it when he starts crying about yanks desu

hello deano

Because someone needs to boot your door down and get you and your family told you aren't Scottish you left Scotland you abandoned Scotland

we're the basket of deplorables the huffington post warned you about

Alri Gazza and Shazza from Middlesborough

evidently yes

I begrudgingly voted for Hillary

Why

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probably going to die

playing fantasy Scotland roleplay games that's what

hello daddy
hello mom
I'm you're ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!

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will be voting snp in the next election and there's nothing you can do about it sweetie

because I'm a political liberal and Trump's agenda doesn't align with my values

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thinking of getting some reading glasses purely for fashion purposes
thoughts?

what's a fantasy scotland roleplay game

israel is a multiethnic state.

Bad analogy. Jews are victims of injustice whereas Whites are perpetrators of injustice.

Whites control the entire northern hemisphere plus Australia, New Zealand, Argentina etc yet Jews can't have a tiny sliver in a barren desert

t. kike who doesn't want the tricks of his people exposed

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I want the white race to survive, but also don't want to give up my asian gf who will suck my dick whenever I ask her too

based hopper

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You wont be voting in Scotland at all but I wanted Scotland to fuck off we all did but the shithouses won't fuck off

new zealand is the israel of the pacific

Any lads up for a spot of Mount and Blade?

look at this sheep

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what's so special about this

never understood it

Yeah fair enough I guess

A game Americans and Canadians play theres an ie