He doesn't live near an IKEA

>he doesn't live near an IKEA

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The nearest IKEA is 90km away. The second closest one is 110km away.

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I apologize for having been born in a rural area

I too enjoy a genuine Swedish meatball meal

Lol ikea is useless
>he doesn't live near coscto

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Costco is also awesome

How are they even comparable?

I shop at Costco too, my brother

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There's a tiny, supermarket-sized IKEA nearby. You have to place an order for most stuff, but still, it's an IKEA! You can walk around and test the furniture, there are secret passages (shortcuts), and there are food and drinks (not cooked though, so no meatballs) at the end.
S-surely that counts, right?

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Why do millenials (well women mostly) prefer this shit over good old furniture that will last from father to son?
Every apartment looks almost identical
Most of my furniture is from 60s, 70s, 80s

Because it's inexpensive

They don't. I was just pointing out that living next to an ikea is not advantage as you don't need to go there more than once a year maybe.
It's cheap and shopping there is easy and 'cool'

I live between a Costco and an IKEA.

I win.

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Walmart with a Scandinavian tint

there are costcos in japan?

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Shit nigga, like two thirds of the furniture in my apartment is IKEA.

Not at all, Toji.

Yup

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That's depressing.

I buy my furniture from home depot because I am an alpha male

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Not really. Costco very popular, lots of people rush in during the morning just to get some American foot like hot dog and pizza

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Modern design, reasonably high quality, ease of transport.
IKEA furniture is expensive, but the stuff like scented candles, PCTG plastic plastic bottles, pillows, cups, cooking tools, towels, etc. are really worth it

it is

>IKEA furniture is expensive

But I do.

I didn't even know this was a thing

You know your country is 2nd world when ikea is considered expensive

But I do.
t. live in a small shithole

>Walmart

1. because it's cool/hip/environmentally conscious/etc etc
2. because old furniture is invariably tacky as fuck

It really is for what you get.

>no meatballs

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I would like to visit vulgaria but I think it would be a very boring trip without knowing the language. So probably never.

the scented candles are meme as fuck, but the pillows are awesome (just don't buy the AXAG ones, they're paper thin and wear out after like a month)

I hate IKEA and if they build one close to my home I'm burning that sw*dish pigpen down

depends on what you buy
I've gotten a solid dining room table and a huge computer desk for less than $100 each, but I've seen couches which aren't even that comfortable to sit/sleep on priced over $1000

Why are the Polish posters so violent?

Never understood why sofas are so damn expensive.

The horrible design on most things limits you to a narrow selection of expensive and usually not very good things that at least would look 'ok' in your not-tacky home. I mean, I'm coughing up dough for a shelf that isn't even 100% to my liking, just the best that they have, so I want it to be real wood and not brittle shit filled with sawdust.

i live 5 minutes from an ikea

if I lived this close to one, I'd have lunch there every damn day

it takes longer to find the damn cafeteria/lunch area than it takes to drive there

huh, you must have a strange layout in yours
at the one in my city, the food court is easily accessible via the same escalators that take you to the start of the "maze"

You'd be able to get similar furniture in the other local furniture store chains for way lower prices than what you see at IKEA.
As long as you buy small (folding chairs, night-stands, etc.), it's a bargain.
I think they call it a "delivery centre", but in reality, it's a mini IKEA.

only been in there once maybe i can't remember

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It shouldn't work as well as it does, but somehow it DOES

And thats good thing

Most people do speak English, and are able to hold a conversation at the very least, but you're probably right in thinking that it'd be boring.
Just wondering, why are you interested?

>costco
What are you, poor?

>tfw visit my local IKEA often enough to almost know the labyrinth by memory

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>paying 3 bucks for a thing you use every month when you can pay 30 for a year's worth all at once

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wew

>he's so poor that he cares about fluctuations in price on a LINEAR scale
lmao

lololololololololol

better use of your money than buying cryptoshit

some new, something different. I dont think anyone in the usa would think of visiting europe and think of bulgaria when you have the big dogs like germany, italy or france.

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>delivery centre
yea, we have those here, but they are usually kinda like warehouses where you can pick up stuff but they are very rare and depends on the chain.

mmmmmmm meatballs

Ikeas are gay

Damn, guess I'll have to settle for a life without insanely overpriced particle board furniture :(

It's small, and there isn't really all that much to show, but it's not just an empty and unwelcoming warehouse - it's more than that - it's a scaled-down IKEA that still has the essence of an IKEA.
The warehouse bit is hidden away as to not ruin the aesthetic.

I'm surprised you didn't pick something like Greece or Croatia; they're the places one'd usually think about when thinking of visiting the region.
I guess it'd be different (and hence, somewhat interesting) for you, but there's honestly not much stuff worth checking out.

>I'm surprised you didn't pick something like Greece or Croatia
it is more about the price, why visit greece or bulgaria when you can spend it visiting france (and skipping paris, mind as well go to new york to see shitholes) for instance.

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That's understandable. At any rate, I'd advise a healthy amount of caution if visiting any of the countries in the Balkans.

>I hate IKEA
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