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yes they did the same for some other lady, saw it on t.v. all the family was dancing and twerking at the funeral

:D

nigger if they put a bag of doritos next to me at my funeral i would come back to life just to die again

also join my server zando, i miss u

yo, am i super petty or what? I'm talking to this girl, shes a bit older than me and like today we were talking. And like she sneaks in her exboyfriend into the conversation. I legit got upset and the worst part was that we had lab together right after our lunch break. Just ignored her for the rest of lab and left as soon as the professor walked out.

I feel kinda bad, but i legit couldn't believe she would do something like that. Was that an overreaction?

why would you get upset over that, unless you are dating or something

>sister gets upset when I tell her just to pirate portal 2, telling me they worked hard on it and its wrong

how do I rid myself of dorks in my life

killed a bug, hope it was related to bug-kun

need me a placersister gf in my life

eat it

>watch videos of the netherlands
>beautiful infrastructure and cycling in the countryside, canals, etc
>snap back to real life
>you need a car to go anywhere and walking isn't an option

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i will request the death penalty for u

i plead self defense

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is the anglo way

Idk dude, i just like got mad as hell. I like her and like being around her, but I haven't made a move. Im lazy as shit when it comes to women. I guess when you put it like that i did overreact. Idk fuck it I guess, my autism got the best of me.

so she is only your friend and you got upset when she mentioned her ex lmao

thats why she will never be ur gf cuz you are autistic

>wanting to date dorks

ever been to Amsterdam?

i don't see how people could have thought suburbia was a good idea at all
its the biggest waste of resources in human history

you WILL NEVER convince the jury

our countries are simply too geographically big for our own good sometimes

suburbs are ugly but people who complain about suburbs are annoying as hell

nah

it was a shit test user, you failed

i mean yh true. I'm pretty sure she likes me, but i question in which light she likes me under as friend or more. I think I fumed because I really don't want to be put in that friendzone where she thinks is okay to talk to me about shit like that, even if nothing happens between us I'd rather keep my distance than get stuck there.

testing to see if I can handle her talking about her previous partners? Idk man, if we do get together I really doubt I will be okay with her talking about her ex's. I feel its just not okay to talk about that, but in this instance i probably went overboard.

going bald

its a very comfy city

well the car industry thought it was the future because it made lots of monies to them. And i guess the goverment having expansive fiscal measures post ww2 helped.

that she talked to you about her ex doesnt mean she is friendzoning you (nor that she wanna be your gf). I mean people who are getting to meet each other even in a flirty way talk about their exes as "can't you believe the shit i have gone trhough" is normal.

is only annoying when they can't stop talking about their exes as in they are still in love with them.

mike's hard lemonade is shit and for women

how many times do you think the thai boys helped masturbate each other.

i don't believe that
china is roughly as big as australia and the US and they have thousands of km of high speed rail, america used to have thousands of km of streetcars before they were conveniently replaced by car companies (we used to have much more as well) and what about people that lived here 100-200 years ago? did small walkable towns and cities not exist then?

I wouldnt say shit, its just weaksauce

there is also a thing around the start of the 20th century where poor people started to move more and more into the cities filling them with crime, drugs and poverty

yh good points. I really fear the friendzone. I think I was put in it once and I just cut that girl off.I definitely overreacted. Maybe I'll apologize tomorrow or something. Maybe even stop talking to her because I'm such a fucking autist lol Shes better off not getting serious with someone like me.
>tfw handsome but autistic
worst fucking way to be.

youtube.com/watch?v=KSgOVfvauhY

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>tfw handsome but autistic

sure you are

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ur so autistic lmao

just keep talking to her tomorrow, stop getting so anxious over it, is not like you fucked her mom

how do you know I'm not good looking?

looking thru your window right now

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yikes ur ugly

do you have a permit to look through windows m8?

yes

Also have a permit to rape u next week okay

I need to see your permit for having a permit for looking through wins and a permit for having a permit thats permits you to rape someone next week. Got the queen on the phone lad, better show me those docs.

i left my wallet at home

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dont go to bed yet, nerds

hi

we have a commie spy among our ranks

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it's 8 am and I haven't fallen asleep yet

>not giving your soul for a russian qtpi(female)

>wanting a russian whore as a wife
what causes this

In /cum/ related news
I just bought plan B because I might have nutted a little in this Mexican girl I’m fucking
Shit cost me $49.99
fuck this gay earth

>not bagging it

ISHYGDDTFALAL

whats plan b

youtube.com/watch?v=mgJ8BZi3vTA

paramore is emo

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fuck a thot, pay the thot tax

50 aint shit compared to 18 years of child support my dude, could be more if you choose to stay with her and raise the kid. Wrap it up next time bud

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my heart kinda hurts....maybe ill die in my sleep

i support Ukraine and encourage commerce between our two countries, including free travel and encouraged state mandated relationships

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killys

*calls first responders to arby's home*

Mmmm love me some Russian thots

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is communism the secret ingredient to make cute girls? have we been going about this all wrong for 70 years?

was Uncle Joe...wrong?

shhh it could all be over if we're lucky

italy really fucked with your head
Mussolini's ghost strikes again

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Mussolini was fascist, you nimrod

is that an argument?

Damn Russian thots

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if arby dies then who will be my bud

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>girl second from right's arse

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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

awake after a long slumber

FOB

Get me a Russian thot

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its ok brit you can stay

>he posts the same bitches

something must be done

Russia can not be allowed to hoard these qt's all for themselves

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You can buy one, paco

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Get me a highschool thot now

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>paying 700 freedom dollars to have a qt leave you once she gets citizenship

I think not

>I want something but know i can't keep it

SHALOM

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Wish I were a virgin

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Does that include whites cause we all came from Africa and that is undisputed and means we should all go back cause africa?

dis guy trying to reenact the scene from die hard where he goes to harlem

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Based Florida

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she is extremely hot