/brit/

where's cara lad?

in a thai cave

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>up the EU! we voted out but we really want to stay in!

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Business idea: never leave the US because it's so big and the laws are so poorly implemented in the Midwest that you will never be found even if you're here illegally.

/brit/ oldfag test:

Do you drive?

He went the way of Ludders

>I post with a Russian flag

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Thailad, are you celebrating those lads being saved?

youtube.com/watch?v=S652aa_kXjY

doing a ponder

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>pengdon

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putting together a team

need a canadian, a china man and a trinidad and tobagoian

Which one of you did this?

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first time i spunked it was another lad wanking me

ooft yikes that one looks quite deep

>celebrating
no, but it's good news. Glad they're ok

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>i post with a flag because i'm a close minded racist nationalist who ain't open minded and sensitive to international relations that is totally not being pushed by the jews

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>doug

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it's not
subcutaneous tissue is yellow, that cut hasn't penetrated the skin layer

doug posted this

Sounds like after all the hand wringing they basically just walked out the same way they came in, bit of a tease imho

miss the days of hatposting
grug and brainlet posting just isn't the same, no one gets riled up by a brainlet

>david bowie

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Grug? No.
Me. Doug.

Remember that time Rowling wrote that one novel that had nothing to do with Harry Potter and it flopped and was panned?

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Elon btfos communist roastie.

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I haven't seen any footage of them getting out or anything but perhaps it wasn't as difficult as anticipated.

More /brit/ lads should steal Doug's trip and pretend to be him for the banter, post fake messages like "im gay lads" and stuff like that

rare turtle

Dubs and I go for a poo in jk rowlings garden

wouldn't necessarily object were someone to physically harm musk
all i have to say, mr. asio

No

Yanks have no concept of banter.

no vacancy I think it was called

Elon's going off the deep end, arguing with randos on Twitter is not something out of 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

the fucking state of his ego

Aye carumba, Doug. Starting to feel as though we've lost our footing with these posts as of late.

Oftentimes the adventures of war are more marvellous than any man can think or wish. Truly this battle, the which was near to
Poitiers, was right great and perilous, and many marvels of arms there was done.

The fighters on both sides endured much pain: king John with his own hands did that day marvels in arms.

There were many slain and beaten down, horse and man, for they of Poitiers closed their gates and would suffer none to enter. English archers had four, five or six prisoners each.

would enjoy putting my willy inside Emilia Clarke i reckon

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Go write a buzzfeed article on it dickhead

the gf

Wow, Amer's looking good

YEESH, wasn't expecting that much anger but there it is.

just niggered

who?

That prime Khaleesi Clarke sure, she's an absolute minger nowadays though

He's not wrong though and it's funny to put idiots in place.

freshcunt

I knew a fat girl in high school who would draw anime pictures of herself except she would portray herself thin and cute in the drawings. She was fat.

Stop talking like a poof

her name is Monica

There was a knight of Saint-Omer's, from France but serving the King of England, called sir Denis Morbeke. In his youth he had forfeited the realm of France for a murder that he did at Saint-Omer's.

He was next to the French king when they were about to take him prisoner: he stept forth into the crowd, and by strength of his body and arms he came to the French king and said in good French, 'Sir, yield you.'

The king who could not understand the speech of the Englishmen, heard this man speak. He beheld the knight and said: 'Where
is my cousin the prince of Wales?' Denis answered and said : ' Sir, he is not here; but yield you to me and I shall bring you
to him. '

' Who be you ? ' quoth the king. ' Sir,' quoth he, ' I am Denis of Morbeke, a knight of Artois, whom you banished five years ago ; but I serve the king of England."

NO MORE DRUGS FOR ME
PUSSY AND RELIGION IS ALL I NEED

Drunkenly knocked over a bottle of beer, security guard happened to be right there.

He made.a cracking about me being drunk already and I just froze for a second. When I said "nah sir" I think he took pity on account of my British accent and let me go.

But in the pandemonium I paid a $14 bill with a 20 note and left without collecting my change. So I guess that's my tip now.

u some cutting expert hmm?

Any female posters in /brit/???

I was about to send you some Litecoin until you bombarded me with toxic British replies but now? Just a few spare dogecoin.

is Doug nervous for the big game today?

he doesn't create those jobs or support jack shit, he just happened to be in the right place at the right time to weasel a finders fee
he views people as his subjects

Watevever poof keep yer shitecoins to yourself

Thread idea: Drug can suck a dick and die

Not a 'poof', just a humble and respectful fellow. Truce?

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Do any of the England WC team post here?

Reckon I should have become an architect lads

Gareth Southgate does

might cut the ol' arm

i'm a surgeon you bellend

haha

cut 's arm off

>Ron Paul
Had no clue he was that old.

"The protocols of the learned elders of zion is just Giambattista Vico for posers" - Some user cunt

Why bother arguing with window licking cabbages on Twitter?

The prince of Wales, who was courageous and cruel like lions, took that day great pleasure to fight and to chase his enemies.

When the earl of Warwick and earl of Suffolk came to the prince, he demanded of them if they knew any tidings of the French king. They answered and said, "Sir, we hear none of certainty, but we think verily he is other dead or captured prisoner, for we see no banner."

Then the prince said to the earls: "Sirs, I require you go forth and see what ye can know, that at your return ye
may shew me the truth.'

These two lords rode up a little hill to look about them: then they perceived a flock of men of arms coming together, surrounding the French king John. The lords demanded to enter the mob, on pain of death for anyone stopping their horses.

Then the French king said: ' Sirs, strive not: lead me courteously, and my son, to my cousin
the prince of Wales, and harm me not, for I am so great a lord to make you all rich.'

The king's words somewhat appeased them, but the common soldiers continued to brawl and riot and tear at the king, saying "I captured the king!"

Childhood is always wanting takeaway
Adulthood is appreciating a home-cookeed meal
Old age is realising it was about the company

not off
just slash it a bit for the ol' self hatred
but if he's a surgeon he could just prescribe me some, as the chinese say, 'velly yums'

"Fuck off Doug" - me

Food's wonderful.

shut up nerd

Poser kiwi

Hmmm

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less doug, more ross

less yanks, more anglos

ok sorry you're an clearly an expert

*shoves her over*
explore the ocean floor you CUNT

Less yanks in general

Would I? Yes. Yes I would.