STOP MASTURBATING

>STOP MASTURBATING
Can't do senpai
>STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL
Already drink rarely
>STOP LOOKING AT PORN
I don't
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
I don't
>STOP EATING JUNK FOOD
I don't
>STOP SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR ALL DAY
I don't. I lie down on the sofa.

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>masturbating
probably a few weeks
>alcohol
sunday
>vidya
not sure how many years ago
>junk food
none
>sitting in a chair all day
yeah

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>masturbates with no porn
?

>masturbating
yesterday
>alcohol
about 2 weeks ago
>porn
yesterday
>vidya
yesterday
>eating junk food
yesterday
>sitting in a chair all day
yesterday

Don't try to manipulate me!

no i like my prostate healthy
no i like a beer once in a while
no its fun what depraved sluts do for money
no i enjoy them
i dont eat junk food anyway
its my job you stupid murderous hack

Varg fears the Skræling/Southron mutt

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Well yeah? Fantasies, hentai, sex novels, sexy non-pornographic pics and videos etc.

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And do what?

I DO WHAT I WANT DAD!

isnt hentai and comics porn tho

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You're a literal shithole.
Stop infesting this thread with your disgusting presence, muttnigger.

I don't know ;_;

I keep leaving comments on his videos about how civilizations are stronger than tribes and conquer them, but he never responds

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How bad for your health is sitting all day everyday in your chair

Good girl

hentai is the thinking man's porn

STOP HAVE FUN

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Are you saying that making videos, creating a shitty little farm and fucking your autistic French wife everyday isn't fun?

>>masturbating
>yesterday
>>alcohol
>something like 5 years ago and it was a beer if I remember correctly
>>porn
>yesterday
>>vidya
>Today I played FarCry5 (shit vidya but I really enjoy fishing and wander through forests of Montana)
>>eating junk food
>last Sunday I ate chocolate bar
>>sitting in a chair all day
>I mainly lie on the couch

I've stopped all of those things. My life hasn't improved.

varg is altogether as criminal degenerate and shouldn't tell others how to run their lifes

>killing someone in self defence
>"criminal degenerate"

Can't wait to be a successful welfare leech, YouTuber and LARPing expert like Varg.

it wasnt self defence autistic sven

>STOP MASTURBATING

no u

>STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL

i'm not a muslim

>STOP LOOKING AT PORN

no u

>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

i barely play

>STOP EATING JUNK FOOD

i barely eat it

>STOP SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR ALL DAY

i work in an office you lazy bum, we don't have the froggish welfare and a wife that takes care of the three chickens you have

no

God damn. Come on guys. Is it just the people trying to make a point? Nobody is jerking off on this board? Nobody is drinking booze or playing vidya? We can't be a board of unicorns otherwise its just a bunch of unicorns looking at horses thinking they're the strange ones

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Why don't you just write "kill your self"?
Because you just mentioned everything that makes life worth living.

absolutely based swedeman

This

>driving from one city to another to stab some buddy in his flat is self-defence
also
>arson
>illegal possession of drugs and explosives
>escape from prison with gear for a massacre
>being a dickhead in general
inb4 muh based varg

This. he has some interesting ideas but that doesn't mean he's not crazy

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This is all pretty sensible advice though, you have misused this mene

Sounds boring.

I get paid to sit in a chair all day. I'm a programmer.

Shhhhh varg is always right. You shouldn't be supporting the system

>masturbating
Everyday
>alcohol
Everyday
>porn
Everyday
>vidya
Everyday
>eating junk food
Never
>sitting in a chair all day
I go out and take huge walks

yeah that “stabbed him 30 times in the head” excuse really works huh

>STOP MASTURBATING
last time yesterday, will stop now
>STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL
I don't
>STOP LOOKING AT PORN
I will
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
I don't
>STOP EATING JUNK FOOD
I won't
>STOP SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR ALL DAY
this I have to, it's work

>driving from one city to another to stab some buddy in his flat is self-defence
to cancel his contract
>arson
never convicted for arson
>illegal possession of drugs and explosives
wrong
>escape from prison with gear for a massacre
um, sweetie. a gun is a tool not necessarily used for massacres but also hunting (which is useful when you hide out in the woods)

I will do all of these things today.
Feels good.

>STOP MASTURBATING
No
>STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL
No, prosecco is too good
>STOP LOOKING AT PORN
Ok, I ju6watch gayporn
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
No
>STOP EATING JUNK FOOD
Never did
>STOP SITTING IN YOUR CHAIR ALL DAY
I work