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Wish I knew what you were looking for
Might have known what you would find
Wish I knew what you were looking for
Might have known what you would find

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this is the person behind russian posts

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Oi.

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any no gf man in

no

I hob ka oide

instructions unclear
just did a poo on my mousepad

that's not me

Would pay a month's salary to lick Chloe Khan's sweaty feet.

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so what deal is your local doing during the game tonight?
for me, it's £3 a pint or glass of wine, or £10 for a 4 pint pitcher

troled

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

need a gf like this but with an autistic neet personality

Qatar Airport >>>>>>>>>> Dubai

dont know, I watch the gtames alone at home because I have no friends

idiot

yeet!

walkgod on nobel prize watch

:(

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

yert

lyricspammer is no older than 17

might go out for a walk

this t b h but with my dad because he's my only mate along with my bro but my bro lives in another city.

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on the verge of acting out my most depraved fantasies lads

like sandwiching a microwave pizza between two rustler burgers

dirty paki

see you in hell CANDY BOYS

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would love to do this but instead of two burger it would be two arsecheek and instead of a pizza it would be my face haha

sex is an unfortunate side effect of love

Filling a Subway Sub with McDonalds chips?

haha

I was thinkin' 'bout somethin'
But I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Remember when I was strugglin'
Fucked up on my knuckles
Tryin' to sell some dirt weed
Taxin' off a ten speed
Money wasn't comin'
For sure nigga I kept frontin'

I had them dubs on the step
Slow days, fast days, gettin' paper any way

And I kept lickin' on that clit
Till she gave me that shit
I've been fucked up for so long
Swear to God I gotta get it
I put my back into it
Servin' bags to them students
Tell 'em I got that fire
On that porch right there by the Buick
I'm just tryin' to get my mind
Go worry nigga 'bout yours
Rollin' up that swisher
Pourin' up a four
Servin' in them hallways
The courtrooms all day
Hoods kicked the door down
Now we in the Coney

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kiwoid

just learnt that Croatia are good in the middle, lads

Just learned your MUM'S good in the middle

I got girls in real life tryna fuck up my day
Fuck goin’ online that ain’t part of my day
I got real shit poppin’ with my family too
I got niggas that can never leave Canada too
I got 2 mortgages, thirty million in total
I got niggas that’ll still try fuckin’ me over
I got rap niggas that I gotta act like I like
But my actin’ days are over, fuck them niggas for life, yea

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ok, cancel the worldcup

I was thinkin' 'bout somethin'
But I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Remember when I was strugglin'
Fucked up on my knuckles
Tryin' to sell some dirt weed
Taxin' off a ten speed
Money wasn't comin'
For sure nigga I kept frontin'

I had them dubs on the step
Slow days, fast days, gettin' paper any way

And I kept lickin' on that clit
Till she gave me that shit
I've been fucked up for so long
Swear to God I gotta get it
I put my back into it
Servin' bags to them students
Tell 'em I got that fire
On that porch right there by the Buick
I'm just tryin' to get my mind
Go worry nigga 'bout yours
Rollin' up that swisher
Pourin' up a four
Servin' in them hallways
The courtrooms all day
Hoods kicked the door down
Now we in the Coney

>brummie guy goes on love island
>makes a massive fool of himself
>every birmingham lad on social media ripping into him and saying he's an embarrassment to the city
This city makes me both laugh and want to kill myself

what the fuck are you doing

>brummie guy goes on love island

>love island
not risking any IQ points reading the rest of this post

*goes on love island*

>brummie guy
not gonna mention what colour he is, mate? good idea

On bus to toil interview hahaha
Couldn't set my hair properly this morning so look like a right virgin freak haha

He's a nog obviously

brum aka the irony curtain

nogbviously

Good luck

good luck and god bless

bizarre post

nogbviously

ws thnkn' 'bt smthn'
Bt n't wrrd 'bt nthn'
Rmmbr whn ws strggln'
Fckd p n my knckls
Tryn' t sll sm drt wd
Txn' ff tn spd
Mny wsn't cmn'
Fr sr ngg kpt frntn'

hd thm dbs n th stp
Slw dys, fst dys, gttn' ppr ny wy

nd kpt lckn' n tht clt
Tll sh gv m tht sht
'v bn fckd p fr s lng
Swr t Gd gtt gt t
pt my bck nt t
Srvn' bgs t thm stdnts
Tll 'm gt tht fr
n tht prch rght thr by th Bck
'm jst tryn' t gt my mnd
G wrry ngg 'bt yrs
Rlln' p tht swshr
Prn' p fr
Srvn' n thm hllwys
Th crtrms ll dy
Hds kckd th dr dwn
Nw w n th Cny

what's the most ridiculously restrictive diet lads?

raw vegan keto?

Literally listening to Old now

raw vegan keto

'oo 'igger

>what's the most ridiculously restrictive diet
waiting for you to make an interesting post

...

the Northerner diet
can't eat anything that doesn't come in a cardboard or polystyrene box

doing a chaturbate

fuckin raw virgin beto

Do non-English brit soccer players ever sing God save the queen alongside the English?
Breatharanism.

imagine the happiness and confidence of being drunk, without any of the negative drawbacks of being drunk
this is what normies experience 24/7

foods that start with the letter x

m bsd /brt/?

>Blck (lght sknnd)
>gnstc
>Cntrst
>Slf mplyd
>Sx Fgrs
>Wrkt 4 tms wk
>Ht Gys
>Ht Jws
>Ht Gks
>Hts Mslms
>Ht Trns
>Ttts r dgnrt

xavocado

i'm drunk! i'm drunk and i can do anything i want!
*sits still*

xpaghetti

I think that's what benzos are supposed to be like

the virgin freaks haven't realised this is a normie general

the fuck even is love island

big brother on an island

doctors here never give out benzos
gay cunts

Something like LSD with all the visual hallucinations without the psychological impairments would be a thing to try.

xenis

xish & xips

what an utterly tedious post

xxx (BLT)

xoxonut

mushies lad

enforced polygamy for low IQ farm animals

How accurate is Amazon's package tracking gimmick?

>i microdose LSD, it really improves my creativity and productivity

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hahah yeah totally man

*gets the death sentence for having 1 spliff*

*macrodoses no gf*
fucking shite this

What kind of mushrooms have little to no psychological impairments. I don't mean long term I mean in the moment, you're perfectly sober but seeing mad shit and are thus able to keep a grip on reality.

yottadose of minted peas

kind of a contradiction

Can hardly believe the ingratitude of them little Thai bastards not letting Elon use his dinky submarine. You'd think at least one of the kids would have gone back in the cave so he could've had a shot on it.

I know but still..

2cb

man up thailad

Arrogant Thai Divers

How do I buy weed?

really?
ok

well i've never done any large doses tbf. i took one gram and it just felt like really strong weed with zero anxiety or introspective horror that i usually get on weed
i've heard tell from people that larger doses are much the same, you hallucinate shit but instead of freaking out you go "hang on what bullshit is this? why is that happening"