GERANS ARE RUSSIAN PUPPETS NOW

>REEEE, why won't these bad goyim buy our LNG for thrice the price?

You know the only place gypsies never found a home? Russia. It's not due to you being a hotbed of national values and hard work where our olive skinned copper stealing friendos wouldn't find a place, oh no. It's because you're an AIDS infected shithole of drunkards and horsethieves, semen slurping dictator bootlickers praising Dostoiesvski and Turgeniev when most of you can't read. And why would you? Who the fuck wants to read in that alphabet the Bizzies gave you as a joke because you were too dumb to be taught a proper one like Latin, Greek or Arab, which wouldn't have translated those gurgling vomiting monkey sounds you call a language into writing anyway. No one wants to come to Russia unless they're ugly Mongol fucks come to rape your women and conquer you or work in your Carrefourovs or whatever the fuck you call those supermarkets you only viait to buy vodka doctors wouldn't use to clean wounds. Reagan should have nuked you until you glow, but then again nuclear assault does not affect cockroaches so he just let you collapse into a dark wintery cesspool of donkeyfucking village drunks and fresh meat market for ex-KGB agents bent on selling women like cattle.

>You know the only place gypsies never found a home? Russia.
You do realize there are hundreds of thousands gypsies living in Russia?
>Reagan should have nuked you until you glow
Instead they bombed your ass.

>based #magapede alienating EU, basically US only ally after he did the same with China and Russia
Damn, some 8D chess, amirite