/brit/

struggle to drink a beer 2bh and it tastes nothing like my dads semen.

retarded newfag

just copped a bottle of Aventus Creed lads

thoughts?

>>Spirit straight with diet soda
>>chaser if necessary
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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interesting

the japanese HAVE in fact been drawing cartoons for hundreds of years. yes very intersting a FASCINATING society

hah look im responding to a post from 2009 right now!

/brit/ hasnt been posted by a Brit for 24hours

youtube.com/watch?v=B7Yco6DWzPg

CHOON lads

I like the Australian posters they are my friends :)

The last post in the board archive

I know how girls write and every post I've seen on /brit/ screams of being written by a man.

There are zero females here.

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glad to see /brit/ parallels modern britain in every which way

I think the party promising more open borders, mass immigration, minority identity politics, scorning of working class people, promises of white replacement, will lose the 2020 election by alienating the voting populace.

ur cute

youtube.com/watch?v=2C4REI7VKgQ

my pussy

> →
> →
>cringe

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poo nigger x

:3

yaaaaaaaaaaaaas

kill all wh*Te people

there was a yank girl a few years ago who did a few vocaroos

I've made like 3 /brit/s don't lie

>go to australia
>see news about 2017 census
>less than 50% of people in Australia were born here

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there isnt an election in 2020

hence your opibion is meaningless

Lads are still feeling a little bit bloated from that half pint drinking sesh yesterday... leave it out.

yeah but i want to see where that post is

it's really quite elementary, my dear sir. it's nothing more than a rudemantry binary search when n = 0 and then goes all the way up to well ... this post right now? :)

rorke

she said I was her "official /brit/ crush", so she did

Oi.

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In the archive

once again /brit/ parallels reality as we see the modern british ''man'' FLOCKS to god's country

heh you know nothing of science

Haven’t seen alri lad in a few
Gope he’s okay x

Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever

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found it

youtube.com/watch?v=l7ZlSHGFfdc

I'm talking about the United States, the country with important elections

going for an hour run in a bit
the question is whether to wank before or after?

the pods

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once had my ex gf post a vocaroo on /brit/

кaк дeлa блять?

>The 2016 Census shows that two thirds (67 per cent) of the Australian population were born in Australia. Nearly half (49 per cent) of Australians had either been born overseas (first generation Australian) or one or both parents had been born overseas (second generation Australian).

As usual newspapers twisting a story

>tfw no bow-legged cali yank gf

Interview went well trial date Monday
They're understaffed apparently so probably only taking me because they have to at this point but hope I can impress Monday so they keep me on

Forgot to go on my morning run and I toil until 8
So I will probably have to miss the game lads

How far? How fast? What terrain?

yeah that's the meme
some aussie autist spammed that every thread

my god you're simple

Saint Lad

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need a ditzy foreign broken english gf

welp rip that lad

the pavement
12km
12km/hour
I might go for an hour and half today thinking about it

Another day lonely lads

youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

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would love a Tali gf

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fun fun fun on the autobahn

por que meu irmao? o que se preocupe?

Colombian, Finnish or Russian gf is the goal tbqh

heard good things
bit pricey though

we need some sort of organization that is dedicated to getting gfs
like the israel defence league but for no gf

>caring about assmerica

statistically 1 in 4 Australians you talk to on brit are Chinese or Indonesian

Can toil track what websites I visit if I'm on 4g and not on the company WiFi?

Ninguém para conversar na vida real. Especialmente raparigas.

>(first generation Australian) or one or both parents had been born overseas (second generation Australian).
Mouse born in a stable is not a horse

You're fucked mate

wish i went to schoolies back in 2010 instead of staying home drunk playing GTA 4

obviously not, how could he?

youtube.com/watch?v=MrmPDUvKyLs

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no

i use a vpn at toil though because i dont trust my mobile provider much either

how does every Australian teenager afford to fly out to stay in Queensland
are you all literal billionaires

statistically irish """men""" have the smallest willies in Europe at 12cm

Russian birds are fucking trash. This one Russian bird went through me and two of my mates hoping for a green card and some dumb cunt ended up marrying her and having a kid. She's fucking tripe now and bleeds his money

Well I dunno I'm not a nerd so I'm unsure about these things

Now that we have that sorted, post slags

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it was a group thing, everyone put in 200 bucks i think
not quite sure cos i never went aha
could have snagged myself a gf even haha
might do a cheeky drink myself unconscious

Did this back in 2004. Definitely worth it. Even won a dance comp on a stage on the beach

Worked at supermarket and did 2 weeks at an abattoir

mmm yes I suppose every dutchman who can't trace his ancestry back to 1581 isn't actually dutch

>probably only taking me because they have to
That's how employers operate generally.

>Teroutigern, why do you care what happens in Italia? You live in Gallia!

Where do they get that data?

They also say lads from Congo have the largest dicks in the world, but how can anybody extract reliable data from the bloody Congo?

If the data are gathered through surveys then all the numbers must be exaggerated a little, like a 178cm man let claiming he's 6ft

>£200 quid when your 18
literally how

me and my mates had about 50 quid between us

mfw we don't win

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>back in 2004
fuck off grandad

200 BUCKS

vem para londres amigo
podes encontrar facil com pessoas

Yes

>>£200 quid when your 18
>literally how
>me and my mates had about 50 quid between us

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these are the real australians

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