/brit/

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Them fucking Hawks are playing well, I'm telling ya.

>you know my back got scoliosis because i swerve the lanes
BASED

>getting a gf is a lottery
Alri, ease up lezzer, slags have big enough egos as it is.

the fact I thought this quote might be real scares me

how did america vote for such a meme

someone post it

fUCKING hell just realised I forgot victoria fucking mongo arent i

quite embarrassing

he's literally right though rasheed

typical wmaf couple

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need a gimmick that will net me (Yous) without even having to post
a quantum gimmick, if you will

>15,000 retweets

>god all men are such jerks where did all the good men go

tybical bmbmbmwf couple

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this tranny looks like mrs alice desu

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sorry can everyone just do a vote again cheers haha x

strawpoll.me/16059246
strawpoll.me/16059246

I can't believe you would say that whacky bruce!
Yet again proving you're the whackiest poster here!

where have all the good men gone
and where are all the gods

aw they look like theyre having fun

whacky nigger

smoking some whacky baccy anyone want some

ummm no sweetie xX

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would

out of 100ish women I've dated I've only had one gf out of it, and that was only for a couple of months

dating is just a painful reminder of how I seem to be incompatible with most people

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>100ish women I've dated
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can't stop thinking about fake tits, pov porn vids, etc. Pornstein has done a number on me.

>imagine thinking you are making some salient point by calling someone by a non-European name
Once the climate change apocalypse comes I will forbid all racists from taking refugee in my ark. Sick of you mongs ruining our countries.

unironically like fake tits myself

cara

god she's so peng

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*surreptitiously informs the local authorities*

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might watch internal sunshine on the spotless mi-huh-huuuh-HEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH-*plops out a baby* mind tonight dont know though

what continent is Pakistan in?

t.

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EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, I literally vomited my lunch.

ngl 55 is pretty funny

Asia sweety xx

can't get enough of them if they're done well
toned brunettes with fake tits ahhhhhhhhhh

>I literally vomited my lunch
She probably did too

india major

in the archives reliving the moment I pioneered the machine operator gimmick

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

t. Britain minor

>i prefer my brown eyes to your red eyes
ay caramba....

There's a Wessex, a Sussex, and an Essex, but no Nussex. Why is that?

The Eternal Angle. That's why.

/brit/ is a Saxon general, Angles are NOT welcome.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

42 is hate crime

big brain post

>porn is bad goyim

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>22

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...

fuck donald trump and fuck white people

unironically love the underboob scars that brazilian trannies have on their giant inflated freakballs
hate myself that i jerk off to trannies so it evens out though

t.

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>donald trump is based, goyim

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exceptionally edgy

>imagine thinking you have more in common with Donald Trump, than some random Rasheed from Afghanistan
>imagine being THAT deluded

jesus christ it really is all about being a sexual predator it seems

>how tall are you?
>straight to the important questions huh? 1.70m
>yeah, its no fun with small girls
>thats a shame
>youre right on the line, you still have a chance
>im honored
>you could be the queen of my bedroom
>what tasks would that entail
>cleaning, heating it up

the "im honored" felt sarcastic so i went in for something edgy

>exceptionally edgy

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fuck me
cannot remember if the manager said I have to go for my trial day on Monday and just wrote the 18th on her notes by mistake, or if she said 18th and in my head I thought that was Monday instead of next Wednesday
or if she wrote 16th on her notes and said Monday 16th and I read 18th oh dear
don't think I should email them for clarification right away since that'll show them I wasn't paying attention nor do I think it'd be good to show up Monday morning at 9 and be told I was only supposed to be there on Wednesday or on Wednesday and be told I was supposed to be there on Monday
oh dear oh dear oh dear

couriermail.com.au/sport/football/world-cup/forget-its-coming-home-you-shouldnt-be-supporting-england/news-story/164e1df3f2948f9c72a7c17690f47794
quick reminder for my australian brothers here today

hehe yes, very good hehe

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shant watch a lick of footsy ball

I T S C O M I N G H O M E

imagine being so normal that you had a gf
can't fathom it myself

of course the degenerate saffer jumps to the defence

snap

>look at all these atrocities committed by some people with the same skin colour and IQ level as me
Ah yes what a compelling argument! Guess we should start executing peasant serfs like you in gruesome ways then. It's what people like Donald Trump did not long ago.

And what exactly is wrong with pron, lad?

pokemon snap

youtube.com/watch?v=07JAryA6ZJA

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youtu.be/2DO5SeHQa7g

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Very strong mental addiction.

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seeing him next week actually
don't even like his music

*doesn't listen*

*dabs*

>addiction is bad

lyricposter discord

party rock is in the house tonight everyone is having a good time

shake that

dududududdudduu

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And? People get "addicted" to loads of things. Movies, TV shows etc. Nothing wrong with that, lad.

yabba DABBA doo

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BASED!
(still not clicking either link though)

>addiction exists

All those things are bad. Porn is even worst because the addiction is even more powerful. Porn can literally turn you gay.

addiction doesn't exist! he types and then frantically F5's the thread in search for You's

Addiction? *scoffs*

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Do people receive a powerful chemical high each time they watch TV?

this is pretty true but that takes a weak mental
fetishes begin and end from porn

Right we need to beat these cunts

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>jesus christ it really is all about being a sexual predator it seems

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cringe and redditpilled

based and redpilled