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got my (You) and I'll be off now

no

sue

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bwahahaha Uk is so fucked it's unreal

put your trip back on lisicki

business idea : gets defeated in a PK shootout

business idea: get PKed in the wildy

not going to tilt my head for this but i like the top

Got me some caramel bois

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My name Jeff

Hello Jeff
How are you

>Cardi B
In le trash

mental that women can just start producing a liquid in those sacks of fat on their chest when they pop out a baby
wish men could do that, would love to have a drink always with me on the go

p glad i escaped
im kinda feeling sorry for you guys now
assumed it'd end up an eea sit leaving everyone pissed
but the absolute madmen are preparing for no deal
fifth biggest economy in the world to ration books in 720 days

i can rotate videos online but it reduces the quality of the said video significantly and i do not know any other way to do it

Thought Aussies were huge on pissing in their mouths

Its just going to be a pump and dump anyway, NZbro

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>etz cumin ohm
>fwee tommeh wobbesun

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i booked today off for the big game and also to see my lawyer regarding my upcoming trial. he advised me to plead not guilty and the chances are she would would withdraw cher charges rather than sit there why i show everyone a video of her being humiliated whilst working as an escort live on a facebook stream. god i fucking hop[e the trial goes on imagine the fucking look on her face while you can clearly hear her saying "IT'S ON TV LEAVE ME ALONE!!" "I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT!"

oh jesus i'll do months inside just to watch that and the look on her whore face mannnn

the quintessential bruce post

the uk will be below 3rd world in a few months just watch
the rich will flee and the blood on the stress will be staggering
amazing how people think this will be fine and won't realise how fucked they are until they can't afford water

I'm unironically not racist

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Men can lactate as well under the right conditions.

it is just beyond madness

the UK will continue to become a grim shithole but that's pure doomsday fantasy. The forces of capitalism alone are enough to ensure that won't happen

god damnit shes such a horny slut
i want to FUCK HER SILLY

an ex was convinced i owed her money and used to comment on all of my instagram pictures and make a new fake account whenever i blocked one

women are mental

Went full beta for my CHAD dick.

Caramel girls were designed for ANGLO BULLS

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getting some seaside in
youtu.be/EcMN4zLK9II

If you haven't made plans to leave the UK I feel so sorry for you. Your country and little temper tantrum towards the EU is over now.

Australia will take in pom refugees

What books you lot reading then?

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already here

deranged wrongun

>whinging expats will finally fuck off for good
there is a god

you're supposed to book romorrow off you mong

Sue

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Now, in the events of it all hypothetically crumbling, which it won't, but if it did, I'd definitely not go cannibalistic almost instantaneously. I'd also make sure not to burn down any religious buildings or attack any minorities. Civility and following the law is key for survival in times of chaos lads.

coooolll...

>i booked today off for the big game
>working past 5pm
melt

Who would willingly stay in a country worse off than some SA shit hole.

only watch documentaries lad, my time is too valuable to read books

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lads

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hate girls, going my own way

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Any suggestions for history documentaries? I've watched a couple about Ancient Greece but not much since

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not him but ken burns is great for yank history

just watched episode 2 of "The Vietnam War" by ken burns, enjoyed it, reckon most people would enjoy it... i'm not easy to please, after all
*looks at my girlfriend and gives her a cheeky wink*

based moundposter

Will cost me £50 to back home, meanwhile brexitrats will be fighting over stale bread and water to survive.
You know the best thing? You're on an island so no escaping it either. We block the tunnels so you all die on that dying island.

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telepathic powers were responsible for these posts

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anyone remember the phuc dat bich meme

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cringe

anyone remember the Hu meme

Got promoted to Commercial Area Manager lads.

22 and never been a manager before, my degree isnt even related to business.

>how big is the diameter of your head

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quality

jamie vardy is a literal goblin, spawned in the pits and brought forth to strike fear into Jonathan Foreigner

*peers over my copy of the Vardy Express*
*rolls eyes*

would like to have satisfying social relationships, but people are too frustrating

>reads one headline about brexit
>convinces himself the uk will be a starving wasteland in a matter of years
how do we fix the modern man?

virgin freak

usually wank 3-5 times a day
only had one in the last 3 days and getting laid on friday
should I save it

praise kek my dude

>years
try months

have a theory the somalis will end up conquering everyone else and in the far future will evolve into the greys, who will then time travel back in time to observe their primitive ancestors as well as the peoples their ancestors eventually conquered

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for me, it's late 1960s australian psychedelic rock
youtu.be/wylEB-P76nA

>strike fear into Jonathan Foreigner
From the bench?

Lads, why is it when things go well do English people start chimping out, wrecking things and thinking they can do whatever they want?

I don't remember people trashing ambulances and shops in 1990 or 1996

woah nelly, slow down... in just a few years you might own the place
*chuckles to myself knowing that he will always be another pawn on my chessboard*
*turns around and walks towards my private helicopter to escort me to my domicile*
yes, yes, it's all falling into place

piss off grandad

business idea: cave rescue adventure park with real thai children

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Business idea: pay people a fraction of their true value

t. Chris Morris

oh be quiet

There is a lot of foreign influence in big cities, from negros and pakis. The ones that come violent shithole and were raised on it. Amplify that with the English habit of over drinking you have white riots.
The IQ of shity deanos is staggeringly low.

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gary lineker, graham norton, and chris evans

the dream team

Nice trips.

Tbh going to shill it out for a bit so i can get an overseas role in L O N D O N so i can fugg British slags lad

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A government that depends upon the Opposition to get its business through is like the gingerbread man on the back of the fox crossing the river.

Linekar has a great agent

SJWs SEETHING

Tbf. Dunno why Lineker is paid that much and more in fact cos this doesn't disclose the amount of money he makes from the BBC commissioning his production company to make programs.

love posts like these