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/ausnz/ slumber party.

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Bunch of nerds, they're already asleep.

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What time is it in Kiwiland? You feeling good btw?

Nearly 1:30.
I'm feeling fine buddy, how about yourself?
Hows things?

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Only 1:30? Its 03:37 here in Sweden.

I am feeling alright, got some delicous chinese food.

Nice image.

>got some delicous chinese food.
Ohh tasty stuff buddy.
tenks.

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a succulent chinese meal?

helloooooooo

D E M O C R A C Y
M A N I F E S T
Hi.
How are you?
Nice to meet you, I'm westy
and you are?

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THIS IS THE BLOKE WHO TOUCHED ME ON THE PENIS PEOPLE

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Are you guys supporting england?

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Great reference, I totally forgot about that legend!
So you are the one they call Westy huh. You are very famous in this thread and your name has been on many tongues!

Of course not! Ethnonationalism has no place here

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And you Sir..
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Anyone but France.
I think an English-French final would be neat stuff.
I dunno enough about divegrass to know if it's a sure thing for the English when they go against Croatia.
I hope you've heard only good things.

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yes. i hate the english but i hate the french even more

i'd like to receive it but idk if it would stay limp

I see you know your judo well

You're always serious
Everything is possible I'm this world cup.
Its weird because they did help you during the revolutionary war.

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oh, I'll be going for croatia because both my parents are from there

>they did help you during the revolutionary war.
That was the kingdom, their revolution turned them all into proto-communists. The modern Fr*nch aren't people

Sorry sorry

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don't be lol

how are you flip-kun? hope the rain isn't too bad for you

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Can you lewd me?

I doubt it will either...
Well then here is hoping.
I actually wouldn't be TOO bummed if Croatia won, but heres hoping England takes it.
Ahh really?
Finger crossed then buddy.
I won't be watching and only check the score when someone reminds me to be honest.

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:3

Hello Flip-kun!
I had Chinese too tonight.

I should have a nap so I'm not completely dead tomorrow, but I don't feel tired

Oh my...

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I'm doing good, its weird because its not raining so hard right now.
Sorry I can't but other people would love to do that. I can say that in love you :)
Three cheers for the commonwealth!
Hi cutie how are you.

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subhuman

Me with the pink hair
Well that's alright too, love you too

I am fine Flip-kun, and you?

You might have to force yourself to go to sleep then buddy.
What have you got planned for tomorrow?

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that's me and mah kiwi fuckbuddy tyvm

>it's not raining hard right now
aren't you about to be hit by a typhoon?

literally nothing apart from the game, on winter break atm

In my bed right now being a comfy guy.
The typhoon will just pass our AOR

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If dubs, you drown

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>The typhoon will just pass our AOR
Well thats good to hear buddy.
Stay snug.

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Guys let be honest. The quality in this general has been suffering recently and I dont think we can pretend we dont know how to fix it.
We have to get rid of the wogs. The flip, tatar faggot, burgershart and blattsvensken have to go. It's the only way.

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What's happening in here today, friends?

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Not a lot, just chilling.
Why are you up at this hour buddy?

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*sneaks into your room and eats all your candy*

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I couldn't sleep, I fell asleep at midnight and can't get back to sleep.

I might be too cozy to sleep :(

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Get out of it!
Shoo!
>I fell asleep at midnight
Thats when I woke up!
>too cozy
No such thing, you can never be too cozy.

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When I get too cozy it gets too hot.
That makes me feel irritated.

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Hello Germanon! Don't be a cringelord by using asteriks.

*opens your fridge and eats all your food too*

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>it gets too hot.
Don't know what that feels like at the moment.
FREEZING cold here even though I'm all snug under the blankets.
;_;

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I fell asleep at 10pm ish because my phone crashed

Eat my chocolate and I will SHANK you

Aww, I'd love to try and be warm and snug with you :)

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That wouldnt deter an assbandit

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>Too cosy to sleep
That's an odd one

I fell asleep at like 5pm...
I'm gonna try make it to 7 tonight!
A cuddle buddy would warm me up...

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;_;
I'm sorry, I'm weird

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Cringe.

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>Cringe.
*snap*

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Having someone to cuddle with is always the best way to sleep!

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Nah you do you

Is it?
Can you come here and prove it to me?

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I could :>
A warm body, cuddles, chatting, nuzzling faces. All things we need for the greatest sleep

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Can confirm, ereyesterday I was cuddled to sleep

>I could
I'll be expecting you here shortly then!
>All things we need for the greatest sleep
That sounds like heaven, I'm always on the hunt for the comfiest sleep...
While this does give me hope, I'll need to confirm it for myself.
Also lucky you!

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fuck you

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I'll be there anytime you need me!
All heaven is, is being with someone you love~

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No, fuck you!
How goes the lessons buddy?
Where abouts do you live if you don't mind me asking?
>I'll be there anytime you need me!
I'll hold you to that!

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Nurses are striking, my sister has to borrow some of my field gear because she doesn't have a windbreaker. The silly duffer!

I'm a *very* lucky girl, I get to love two cute people :D

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>I'll hold you to that
I hope that pun was intended westie!

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Some of the words look long.

i measured my vocabulary and it amounted to 10800. it was 9000 half a year ago so what an advance

because i added some proverbs

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>Nurses are striking
Oh yeah...
Is your sister involved?
>she doesn't have a windbreaker
She NEEDS to get one ASAP
They're lifesavers in all honesty.
>I get to love two cute people :D
And they love you back just as much I bet!
Of course it was!

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Where do I live?
North Island, Bay of Plenty, Rotorua
Only recently moved here down from Mount Maungnui :>

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>Check catalog
>see a thread with the following text
>>tfw no gf because girls are too shy to talk to me
Unfortunately the majority of women still maintain a somewhat passive role to relationship initiation. Which I personally find silly, how are you gonna know if you like someone if you don't put a fair amount of the effort out yourself?

Holy shit, good work buddy.
How long have you been seriously studying English for again?
Ahhhh.. so far away.
You're gonna have a long trek to get down here.

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Aww, where do you live?
Everyone is always so far away from me...
It makes me sad sometimes...most times.

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>>she doesn't have a windbreaker
>She NEEDS to get one ASAP
>They're lifesavers in all honesty
This is why people dont like whites. How do you even think through that sentence without wanting to kill yourself over all that overprotective cutesy cringe?

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6 months or so? i'm enriching my vocabulary amount while trying so hard to get accustomed to speaking English by talking with a gaijin in it on a weekly basis.

i must work on pronunciation, norge said there are some room to be improved

Yeah she is
I get oddly excited by industrial action
Maybe that's why I'm up early today!
Maybe I should get her a windbreaker for Christmas

>And they love you back just as much I bet!
I hope so! I'd do anything within my powers to make sure they are happy and healthy!

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South Island, West Coast, Buller.
>Everyone is always so far away from me...
I know that feel.
Really sucks...

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Wogball is on lads. /cric/ shall be setting up shop here in the meantime.

with no survivors

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But now I have a friend down in the south island :)

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I had a dream that my mum was gonna live in reefton last night. Dream me was like "sweet, I'll go visit and get her to drop me off at westies"

>>>/global/rules/13
>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

And I now have one in the north!
>gonna live in reefton
Sounds more like a nightmare, at least you put a positive spin on it.

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Who wants some balls?

>tfw all my friends are on the ass end of the planet
why couldn't i have been born on the South Island

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I'll be your friend lad.

i don't like you

>Sounds more like a nightmare, at least you put a positive spin on it.
Well i wasnt going to live WITH her! You'd never get me to live with her again, I'd probably end up dead by my own hands.
I was just use it as an excuse to get closer so I could hang out with you

Rude. You've got some balls lad.

Move down here :)

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I've already got the balls ready.

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hmm... who would i live with?

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Hmmm... Is it common for queers to have mommy issues?

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I think you know already.

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>why couldn't i have been born on the South Island
Only a select few can make it I'm afraid...
It's very exclusive club.
But I give you permission to come down.
Any dream involving reefton at all is a nightmare.

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>poo peeland
ahahahahahaha oh nononononononononononononono

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I wanna move down to the south island, it's too weird in the north

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