How would your family feel if you brought home a Swiss girl?

Has she had plastic surgery? She has a very oddly shaped mouth

i tried but she wouldn't follow me home :(

I get the tattoos, but her hair? You seriously like your women bald?

Pretty much this

Yes

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>*American sees girl without fat nigger lips*
>IS THAT PLASTIC?!

I wish Soe just stuck with long hair and no tats instead of looking like a meth head punk

Same probably

>Holy shit user got a girlfriend

She looks like a cute dyke

Rude

Why would you do that? I can't even reverse search it now.

Pls post original

>short hair
5/5
>tattoots
0/5 ruined

>tats
>retarded haircut
Why?

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>she will never pin me down on the floor, her weight crushing my chest with muscular legs while sweat drips down from her neck hitting my cheek telling me that I'm a subhuman then proceed to have a baby with me so she can purify my dirty subhuman genes, then our child looks like 90% white completely btfo'ing my genes then she says ''haha! that's one less subhuman! Our children's offspring will be 100%white! loser!''

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i said her hair is too short

Or she just snaps your neck within 10 seconds of laying eyes on your sorry visage because that's what we do to the stragglers of the gene pool

Bringing home such a qt they would probably feel really happy for me. At least till the point she opens her mouth and everyone starts puking from al the chchchchchchch sounds.

Be happy, but also wonder how in the ever loving fuck I got with her.

what's wrong with her hair?

She's a twig tho

What's that bicycle in the background? Judging by the wheel it's not a road bike. If that's the case it better be a mountain bike with a proper triangle frame.

>then she chains me, containing me in a dark cell in the basement, she only feeds me once a day at noon. While her and my 5 other kids enjoying the time of their life day by day. then my youngest suddenly came in to my cell, she says ''daddy even though you're a subhuman i love you very much!'' then she hands me a tray full of delicious food. ''i'll bring you lots of food daddy everyday hang in there i love you!'' then i tear up and hug her.

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It's on her Instagram.

It's a unicycle

I'd like to learn to ride one. Are they practical for city transportation?

They would like a ticket to swiss mountains for sure.

based

Nah they are nice

She looks like a man. I don't find bony-faced European women attractive at all.

>muh degeneracy
Etc. and more of that nature probably

I see them as hot and sexy, weird how we're all wired differently.

Yeah, some are homosexuals (like the mutt), and some aren't.

laugh in her face untill she cries because of her retarded accent

kek

Imagine hearing her cute swedish accent telling you that she loves you, why are germans so cruel?

She's swiss, dumbo.

I imagine most countries wouldn't mind a white girl

I messed up! i didn't know i typed swedish I've been found out.

Jow Forums and its he-she tomboys
state

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I hate tattoos, and while short hair can be cool, I don't think it suits this particular girl very well.

But anyway, my parents would be just as happy as they'd be if I got any other girl I guess. Not nearly as happy as they'd be if I got quads though. Fuckin checked.

They’d be happy that I bagged a white girl.

My family would be relieved that I am not a faggot. Legit my granddad thinks I'm gay because I have no gf. I just turned 20 nigger.
I don't want to be with some roastie thot just for the sake of having a gf. I want some qt church girl who I can marry and have 8 kids with.
Like looking for a needle in a haystack my dudes.

Are your parents racist?

>I want some qt church girl who I can marry and have 8 kids with.
Have you been spending too much time on Jow Forums?

what's her instagram?

my father would like it he regretted not marrying someone that detached, obsessive, and strict like his mother

>Not one neutral joke

My parents probably wouldn't have strong feelings one way or the other.

I hate you now !!

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Yeah nigger. Also I just I want to have a meaningful and fulfilled life. Engaging in hook-up culture and racking up my tally of girls I have slept with isn't fulfilling in the slightest.
I have had one night stands and afterwards I just felt disgusting and empty. It doesn't appeal to me.
But asking for an Irish girl my age to not act like a total cock sleeve is a fruitless effort.

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Got any Muslim women over there you could get one of? I'm being serious. They'd be all about that monogamy, at least presumably they would.

>short hair
>tatttoos

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Who is she?

I like your bait my dude. Nah but seriously I would never touch off a Muslim woman. Only girls my age who aren't total thots and settle down at an early age are Romanian Pentecostals. However to even get a chance at marrying one of them you have to join their cult and start singing and speaking in tongues and shit. No thank you.
Legit my only hope is to be some beta faggot and go for some gold-digging Eastern European girl who will probably cheat on me.
White sharia when.

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>Romanian Pentecostals
I had no idea this was a thing. We have a decent size population of those here. If you've ever heard of the snake handling churches in Alabama, those retards are Pentecostal.

Decent size population of Pentecostals is what I meant. Not Romanian ones.

Swiss-Italian?

Yeah we have a pretty large population of Romanian immigrants. Most of them are Romanian Orthodox but there is a sizable amount that are Pentecostal.
A girl I used to go to school with is Pentecostal and she is 20 and is married to a 25 year old and just had a kid.
Legit it is some big cult that is just used by lads to find wives that they can control. I mean they are smart dudes but it feels so creepy and weird.
I guess I am just gonna be some volcel retard until I am 40 because I ain't settling for a roastie thot and trying to find a loyal religious girl comes with so much baggage.

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>How would your family feel if you brought home a Swiss girl?
Surprised that I'm not gay.

Also nice digits.

Heh, they'd think I was a lesbian :D

Post your tits.

mmh, I smell nazi gold from here. That's wunderbar

Salome Soe Gschwind-Penski sounds kinda jewish-ish.

Why does she look like private Ketchum but with light eyes?

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What's her IG?

Did Ceauşescu not try to stamp out religion like most of the other eastern dictators?

A jew that is rich because of nazi gold, I wouldn't be surprised

Nah not as bad as the Soviets. Also once communism collapsed a bunch of American missionaries started going to Eastern Europe and started converting the population to their weird cults. What they would do is offer money to people to get them to convert. A lot of the Orthodox Romanians hate the Pentecostals because, in my Romanian mates words they "are a pack of little gypsies who turn their back on their faith for some shekels".

Who is she?

Lena Oxton

relieved that I am not gay 2bh

My family would support me for bringing home any nationality of girl because they aren't ignorant retards

what's her ig?

Yeah, that was very rude. Please forgive him.