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dave edition

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why are jocks so fragile

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reminder

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anime

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THE CROSSES OF ST. GEORGE ARE FLYING ALL AROUND ME

what did he mean by this?

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No one would have batted an eyelid of the Jocks put Croatian flag on their parliament.
Honestly no respect for them what so ever. At least the Irish tried to do something about it, you think the IRA just sat at home crying on twitter?
Fucking babies the jocks.

“President Trump, who spoke, raised the question not just to reach 2%, today, but set a new target - 4%. He just left after he announced that,” Bulgarian president Rumen Radev told reporters, according to BNR public radio.

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thats a small willy

>dominos lunch deal available until 5pm
>4 slice pizza and a drink for £3.99
>going to order at 4:59 and collect on the way home

what does that even mean

quit sitting on your hands

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talking about literacy rate or something haha

OH NO THERE'S AN ENGLISH FLAG ON THE ENGLISH PARLIAMENT BUILDING IN ENGLAND. I BETTER FILL MY NAPPY AND RING MY LOCAL SNP REPRESENTATIVE TO EXPRESS HOW BITTER AND SALTY I AM.

just don't know what to believe
just don't know what to do with myself

there's so many St George's crosses in my neighbourhood, if we win the lot then I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we painted the roads white and red

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sad little cunt you are

It means the Scottish are shithouses

Love how fucking mad people get over our flag.

The cogito is non-sense

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dry your eyes mate

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London's the only area of England that people care about.

Edinburgh and Glasgow get the second and third most tourists in the UK respectively, after London.

How is this a job that you get paid for. "Ok love, just lie there and stretch out, I'll take a few snaps and here's your wages"

Fucking bullshit

Stop posting porn please, I’m on 22 days of noporn/nofap here

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shall be supporting croatia (the white mans team)

NO MORE YEARS OF HURT
NO MORE NEED FOR DREAMING

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It's not YOUR flag you fucking shitlord, it belongs to everyone.

NO NO NO NO TAKE THE FLAG OFF NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO THIS CAN'T BE ALLOWED NO NO NO

*wipes my cock and arse on your pillow*

nice curtains

I want to have sex with Emma Watson and eat her poop.

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>No one would have batted an eyelid of the Jocks put Croatian flag on their parliament.
They haven't and yet you are still upset lol. also its mainly just lefty catholic nats who spend their entire day moaning about tories who are ABE as fuck

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OH IT'S SAVED! (SAVED! Saved! Saved...)

This will anger the Scottish because it represents how badly they were beaten in the past

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good lad

how's it going pal
I usually feel like shit when I've gotten that far

>wh*toids btf-

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>ON THE ENGLISH PARLIAMENT

It's not the English parliament though, it's the UK parliament

dunno why you wasted your post timer posting this

Shall be thinking of her crying as I enjoy my post-game wank

>sitting in a car with oneitis
>up on a hill overlooking our small town
>watching fireworks
>opening up to each other like I've never done before
>Ed Sheeran - Perfect comes on radio
>she turns it up and says "this might be the most romantic situation I've ever been in
>laugh and say "me too
>sit in silence staring at each other
>keep staring
>keep staring
>keep staring
>song ends
>she says "I think the fireworks are done, I should head home"
wish I was dead lol

Scots won't rest until the saltire flies above buckingham palace and all our men are wearing kilts

a shitalian would never have the balls to do this
free are tommy

scotland lives in england's head rent free

>Scots were beaten
>but they inherit your kingdom

really makes me think....

>all people are equal, fuck racism and bias
>cheeto-in-chief

>it's the UK parliament
It's the English parliment mate get over it we just let you clowns join in because we cant be arsed hearing the bitter crying

>Ed Sheeran - Perfect comes on radio

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>all the mad as fuck jocks itt
Even if we lose the football your country is still a joke.

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Vindaloo > Three Lions > World in Motion

Quit posting this roastie.

>how badly they were beaten in the past

Scotland won the Wars of Scottish Independence and the Scottish monarchy inherited the throne of England though.

t minus 2 hours and 13 minutes until the football comes home

NA NA NAAAAAA

NA NA NAAAAA

NA NA NAAA NA NA NAAA NAAA NAAAAA

NA NA NA NAAAAA
NA NA NA NAAAAA
NA NA NA NAAAA NA NA NAAA NAA NAAAAAAA

click go the shears boys
click click click

don't believe anyone is this autistic

*toots*
*parps*
*squeeps*

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But you were still beaten

What about this timeless World Cup classic by Dizzee Rascal

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you mean t minus 2 hours and 13 minutes until IT'S COMING HOME

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Can imagine Emma Watson’s vagina clenching around my member.

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>parliament in england
>not english
ah yes, jocks..

this phonetic language that some sc*ts type in is incredibly bluepilled

Let them have it lad. Us losing is the only bit of light they'll have this year.

On an MP per capita basis, the other countries in the UK are massively overrepresented in Westminster. Plus there's no English-votes-for-English-laws so they have a say in England's running while England doesn't have a say in the devolved parliaments.

Sort of lethargic mixed up with some moody periods, haven’t thought about sex or girls almost at all. I guess this is what they call a flatline.

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>and you still whine about "colonisation" and shit
wewww

if england win the worldcup we should then be allowed to annex scotland and turn it into an even greater england and murder off all the scots

hehehe boobies

Over my dead body you paki rapist bastard

>50% of all EU energy is now being delivered by russia

Really makes me think....

literally the other way round

scotland's entire identity is not being england

too big

>Scotland will take over as the biggest UK country in your life time
feels good

Anime bread for frens

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Scotland got an independence vote and bottled it. They wont give us an independence vote because they know that a day later scum bag jocks will need a passport to get into England.

>England doesn't have a say in the devolved parliaments
de-jure it does, the devolved parliaments are acting on behalf of westminster
westminster could start legislating on scottish education tomorrow and all the scottish parliament could do is huff and puff. it just doesn't because who the fuck wants to?

FUCK OFF YA WEIRD ANIME SPASTIC

that's why merkel won't do shit about russia

QUEER

there was a scottish bloke at my old workplace. he was alright until the topic of scotland came up and then it was all about how amazing scotland is and how english people have no culture or something

boggling

In what way?
Congress is in D.C. but that doesn't make it the legislator of D.C

shut the fuck up dave you're wrong

he already said that it would be over your dead body

>the UK will become the biggest state of the USA in your life
Feels good desu