/brit/

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imagine not gambling on the world cup though

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Absolutely shitting it lads.
If we lose this country is fucking finished.

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reckon we need a quick goal to boost morale, worked well for sweden

If we get to half-time without a goal, or even worse down, we play like shit afterwards

Am i supposed to believe these pakis aren't copying that mexican woman that got viral cuz of reddit? Fucking hate pakis.

Honest question.

Allah is on our side too, they shouldn't expect too much

nooooooooo this cannot be happening

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woggy woggy
foy foy foy

no it fucking isn't though you muggy cunt

According to their holy book, terrorists who brutally slew real British people are counted among those in the same heaven they're praying to

really makes me think

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anyone watching the norf fc game later tonight?

He's praying for a bomb to go off in the stadium

Yes it is. So many people will laugh at us.

put the exact same bet on haha

where does it say that

this all the same girl?

why does megan have so many nudes?

I'm a classical liberal. Which is to say, a liberal (right leaning). Which is to say, a conservative.

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mandatory call center course is full of smarmy 2 faced cunts including the course lead. If i quit goes on my record. if I cause a fuss, goes on my record

HAHAHAHAHA

Utterly tragic

hhahahahaha you work in a call centre lmfao

>Federer out

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wish I still had a foreskin
circumcised dicks look femmy

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
the dutch didnt make it to the WC

mates are fucking useless
i'm trying to organise us going to the pub to watch the football but it's all "I've got work" "I'm going to the gym" "I'm not going if X doesn't go"

>old man doesnt want a paki-off final
good la

you basically failed in life by ending up in a call centre you sad sad boy

why are muslims always so quick to make a show of prayer and charity? They can't just do it quietly like christians can they...

love jalapenos me (btw if you pronounce jalapenos with a H you deserve to die)

weird nonce cunt

why are right wing nutters always so quick to single out brown people

It's Megan Barton Hanson from Love Island

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>"I'm not going if X doesn't go"
are your mates bent or something?

> quietly like christians

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>"I'm not going if X doesn't go"
are you still in school?

regularly posting on Jow Forums is failing at life.

#Mug

This is literally the mentality of grown men in Scotland. Sad.

it's a qualification with a guaranteed interview. don't want to work for them so I'll take the qualification and bomb the interview and fuck off

I have no direction in life but need cash, I do what I can

does anybody on earth think lips like this look good apart from the roasties who get them done

it will lad. it won't be extremely widely spoken but it will be spoken

do you cry and scream into your pillow every night when you have time to reflect on what a sad little failure you are?

Had a fight with Doug last night

we're all 21

English people be like X but when Z happens they be like Y

Pic of a man in a dress sipping iron bru

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I just woke up lads. Is it coming home?

Doug shit on me for crushing my toe by accident
fuck Doug the daft cunt

Shut the fuck up you weird cunt why did you post that

you're the biggest failure and the biggest virgin freak in this thread

You wouldn't complain if they were wrapped around your chode.

This buffet us stretching the definition of breakfast a bit far. Who has marinara meatballs or fried chicken for breakfast.

Because the Scottish are literally niggers

It being spoken in Gaeltachts isn't a "comeback". The Irish government needs to get drastic and raise an entire generation on exclusively Gaeilge and change every single sign and shit in Ireland to be exclusively written in Irish. You need to force Irish onto the people if you want it to survive.

Niggers and italians

just started a racewar in a let's players comment section lads.

excellent post
cringe

what's the difference?

yet i'm earning a nice salary and have a nice girlfriend you sad boy

doug is a poof

yeah

work with some scots and they literally are as bad as /brit/ makes out, won't stop actively rooting for us to fail as if we were actually facing scotland (we're not because they're shit)

me and this irish lad worked out doug's real age yesterday

bet you're ugly as fuck and your gf is as well

yeah and that is within the realms of possibility by including it in school curricula

Imagine being a Jock. You've purchased the Tunisian, Panama, Belgium, Swedish and now the Croatian kit. You're sat in your attached 2 bedroom house with France's kit nicely tucked in your amazon basket. Waiting for the only happiness in your life to happen.

even if i was it doesn't change anything, you work in a call centre lmao thats actually pathetic and if i told my girlfriend that she'd laugh as well

>doug (singular)
AAAAAAHAHA
>he isnt part of the dougcord where we decide who gets to be doug for the day

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wouldn't dream of a gf above 5'2

Because the Scottish are literally niggers

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BBC One are putting the one show on instead of the England game

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my girlfriends 5'7

No

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Didn't say there was

Right where it says to shove ramadan up your arse

whats sues band called again?

i'm not even that call centre person you mong
your ugly gf is being railed by call centre workers right now while you try to brag about your salary on Jow Forums.org

>Your girlfriend is literally taller than me

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it's coming home lads

England game is on ITV, you tit

No it isn't. There isn't a single man in all of Irish politics that would dare do something so drastic.

ITV coverage has been better anyway to be honest, so does us a favour really