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It's coming home lads

Blegium

how are you supposed to make a girl cum?

basically true

put yoour balls in

youtube.com/watch?v=VJYombwohAM

could literally be any asian child

lesbians don't exist, only ungrateful women

very strange post

all right anglo scum for first time in my life I root for your evil country
you have to beat croats since you are lesser evil this time
I will beat & rape one anglo tourist for each goal croatshit scores so watch out

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England 1 - 1 Belgium (England wins on penalties)

France 2 - 0 England

these news are getting embarrassing 266? why not 200 then? why not 100? why not 6? why even fucking post at all

my gf only ever got off on clit stimulation and external rubbing which is kind of boring, it wasn't hard to do but I wasn't really into it that much

must be mental having a girl that is really into penetration

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managed to match with one fit lass that speaks English and we have a tentative date on Friday

stay out slavshit Croatia will win

weird cunt

no one cares you spaz

Out of 195 countries we're at the very least the 4th best in the world. And people keep saying we're bad?

is it actually realistic to get a korean or jap gf

Boy on the street where I grew up was LITERALLY named Joe Cornetto. We always used to slag him and ask him where he was keeping his ice cream van. Although later he topped himself.

Why?

I don't have a single friend in the world

£5

No

Quirky guy is also teasing me about never having had a gf

>these news are getting embarrassing 266? why not 200 then? why not 100? why not 6? why even fucking post at all

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I had a Jap gf

youtube.com/watch?v=TIJWxN_DH00

stfu potato nigger
anglos win vs croatia
then france aka the only good guys left beat anglos

It must be very difficult to be friendless Moni. You have a strange sort of tough nature.

Mental that we beat Tunisia.

not how it works at all lad,you didn't match against uruguay, argentina, portugal, etc for example

>tentative date
Fuck her senseless la

yeah mate sure they don't
*migrates to a new before you can reply*

>£5

fuck off tranny paki freak

COMING

Good luck Brittania

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dont see whats so hard about kicking a ball in to a net

Cringing at all these celeb attention seekers ITV are obsessed with.

fuck off white nigger Russia is evil and Croatia is based

bye

Don’t feel like watching Bergman because he fucked all of his actresses and a lot of the movies are about female sexuality. Too much of a virgin spazoid to handle movies like that, I rather enjoy Ceylan and Tsai Ming-Lai and others who deal with male loneliness or loneliness in general.

What if they kicked about a poor wee baby instead of a ball? Wouldn't be such a good time then! Wouldn't be so fun then, would it? Bastards!

It's also one game. Hardly conclusive. Especially considering how random some things are, like the arbitrary decisions of the refs which are quite frequently confusing.

mogged hard

it's realistic(if you're white), but it's not something you'd want to do

the "they make better GFs" is a huge meme, they're

>hugely materialistic, will divorce you if you lose job/become poor
>will stop putting out after marriage
>are usually crazy from asian culture of surpressing emotions
>will give you an elliot rodger hapa son
>her parents and family won't like you
>she'll inevitably go crazy and blackmail you in to moving back to japan/korea(or she'll kidnap the kids and go anyway)

and so on, basically don't bother

SHANT be watching the match

You won't be able to post here for at least 3 weeks if you lose.

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mogged?

find Bergman's criticisms of Christianity one-dimensional and a bit fedora tipping

>Don’t feel like watching Bergman because he fucked all of his actresses and a lot of the movies are about female sexuality. Too much of a virgin spazoid to handle movies like that, I rather enjoy Ceylan and Tsai Ming-Lai and others who deal with male loneliness or loneliness in general.

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Just had a particularly awful shit lads.

First I was constipated and shat out a massive log, then I had a seemingly never ending spicy diarrhea that sat my ass on fire. Absolutely heinous.

My asshole is sorer than a poofter’s in a prison.

>religious fanatics
>nationalists
>based
sub 95 IQ

Stacy's mum has got it going on
She's all I want to be sucking on my dong

anime

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Would smoke during every match if I was a smoker and a professional football player.
Sends a strong message.

Moni are you going to the pub tonight? You’re welcome to join me and my friends in manny x

NEW

the Japanese gf I had was a dream
always wanted to do all my chores too

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but i just got here

i only accept chainlink

End thyself with the rope.

how often do you wear tights moni? x

>>she'll inevitably go crazy and blackmail you in to moving back to japan/korea
Kinky

smack her around a bit

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got a day off toil tomorrow because protestants are lighting fires and marching

If England lose, how many wives will end up in A+E tonight?

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Thanks Wayne

right over 70 posta
time to migrate

If you've got nowhere to watch the game you can watch it with me.

3

got no weed today so i'm in for some proper mental dreams tonight

ulster scotch truly are subhuman

Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl
Well, you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl
I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end little girl

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Give your head a wobble.

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Much like the prevailing scientific opinion of the 19th Century was that Africans had higher pain tolerance given that they could endure the rigours of slavery, do Slavic girls have a higher tolerance for depravity? The vast majority of the utter filth on the internet seems to come from Eastern Europe.

>I don't rate Sterling

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Love being a Scot right now. Nothing to lose, everything to gain. Got my Croatian colours on ready to watch you lose.

not nearly enough

Fun.
I get insomnia if I smoke weed for a bit then stop.

Imagine the smell.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>smoking
>having lungs capable of sustaining 90 minutes of running around the pitch
Not possible.

Mad how in the '60s and '70s shagging the actresses in your films was seen as progressive and enlightened and now it's considered backwards and terrible.

Evening lads. What's the craic?

did you see the tennis

hmm

Red and white?

WE'RE ALL IN HERE