Is it hard to immigrate to here?

Alaska? Or Alabama, Texas etc?

Your soul wont be any richer around blacks

Because those are the only two choices, right?

maybe, the great north has always interested me but i am used to heat of florida so the cold will be a challenge for me
maybe alaska
alabama is just a worse version of northern florida
been to texas once and I hated it, I also can't go there again because I pissed off some really important people

What a fucking faggot I hope you go to Congo and die of AIDS

user what did you do...

But the OP isn't from Russia.

well i don't know that since i have only ever been around american blacks. idk if african blacks are any worse
as far as see it, the 1st world is becoming a lot smaller and more of a cosmopolitan hellhole.
been an incel for 2 years now, i am prepared to go the rest of my life as one
to make a long story short, a few google managers in austin stole some code i had for an AI I was developing and I gave them a corrupted version of the code to fuck them over. I got a few people fired and cost google a lot of money in damages.

It seems Jow Forums fell for yet another variation on the ol' "Help me move to lolsorandumb cunt" troll thread. I remember one time this same OP was going to move to Poland.

Enjoy being eaten alive by cannibals, OP.

hahahahahaha

Move to Namibia instead, it's like Africa for beginners.

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You could probably just join some volunteer thing, then refuse to stay
You'll probably either be murdered or die of some easily treatable disease though, there are better places to disappear to

OP can move to Australia; it's at least part of the civilized world and has a ton of empty space and warm weather.

But they're full.

>I remember one time this same OP was going to move to Poland.
that's a different person,
I know better than to move to poland. I have a bunch of polish people in my town and they are weirdos...
no u
it's not the beglian congo anymore where natives are eating brains and white guys are running around cutting hands off. Get with the times user
not a bad idea fren
idk if i will fit well in aussieland

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_in_the_Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo

Enjoy dying of malaria or river blindness, OP.

>he thinks the congo has improved

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>all these replies about "lol op you are going to die"

the chances of dying are the same everywhere...

Memes aside my dude, the DRC is a fucking nightmare realm.

They used to have functioning infrastructure in colonial times.

also none of you cunts have answered my question about is it hard to move there

Google won't give me any answers and I am beginning to think the government doesn't give a shit if a random white boy just sets up in the jungle

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go full mad max and go to CAR

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Even in Belgium which is literally a village from an American point of view there are many areas where you can live isolated from hectic society... You can easily find many places like that in the US.

>get bitten by spider the size of a dinner plate
>die
>get bitten by mosquito the size of a dinner plate
>get malaria
>die
>drink water
>get river blindness
>go blind
>get shot/eaten by warlords who think a white guy's flesh has magic powers that will make them invincible in battle
>get eaten by crocodiles
>get bitten by poisonous snake
>die

You have a 100% chance of dying no matter where you live.

I wouldn't make that assumption. You don't want to end up in a Congolese jail for being there illegally. Just find what it takes to get a fucking visa.

sure it is nigger

Why don't you just go to some rural place in some flyover state? You don't have to move to literally one of the poorest countries on earth for that.

>get malaria
Malaria my ass, nigga, you could get bitten by the tsetse fly and die real slowly from sleeping sickness.

He would still be a part of a country he hates and be supporting what it does by paying taxes.

Also the only medical care available is a witch doctor with a bone in his nose.

Next week this OP is going to claim he wants to move to North Korea.

go to botswana

When people say "you will die" they mean die early. Everyone knows that you will die at some point, so it doesn't have to be specified

Do you speak French? You'll need that if you're going to be able to deal with people.

telegraph.co.uk/travel/galleries/The-worlds-most-dangerous-places/democratic-republic-of-the-congo/

qz.com/1127083/nigeria-kenya-uganda-dr-congo-and-pakistan-police-are-the-worlds-worst/

atlasandboots.com/most-dangerous-countries-in-the-world-ranked/

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/democratic-republic-of-congo-the-worst-place-in-the-world-to-be-a-woman/news-story/e8ee02223f7ab6003314c77d70923fc8

i'm catholic, won't the muslims lynch me there?
that's a cheap shot of a meme but it still made me chuckle
i know but i don't want to keep traveling from place to place hoping i out run my personal gripes of society. I might find heaven somewhere in this land but I figured it would be better to just leave everything all together
>Just find what it takes to get a fucking visa.
yeah that is a basic start i suppose. I'm a law student so i figure they might be happy to get an """"""intellectual""""""" such as myself
everywhere here is basically becoming the same degenerate place, going to a different state dosen't allow you to outrun your problems

Going anywhere at all won't allow you to outrun your true problems. Those are inside you.

>law student
That would imply that the Congo has any laws at all and it's not just "the strong take what they want from the weak"

been there once. It's too dry for my skin
don't make fun of me for that. I'm so used to living in the sub topics going to any climate drier than a rainforest causes my skin to crack and bleed
I speak a fair bit of german and dutch. I figure french can't been too hard to learn

Don't most people in the Congo speak ooga booga languages though?

Lel, just convert and became a armish.

You will die from malaria in Congo.

Underrated

nah i understand. I am not going there to act like Kurtz.

>won't the muslims lynch me there?
No, I think most of them have been religiously cleansed there..you will be fine

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I used to date an amish girl once. It didn't work out for very obvious reasons

they are an odd people that I don't think i could live with them

>ooga booga languages
I know french is ugly and primitive but you're going too far.

Ok retard I know you are probably b8ing but here's a less AIDS ridden solution.
Move to the Pitcarin Islands. There are 20 people on the island together at most, there's no airport and the only true link to the rest of the world besides the satelite internet connection is a longboat that makes port there once a month.

The actual answer is Burkina Faso, used to chill with some cultists from there. Pretty Afrocentric, but they still let whitey in. Traditional ways of knowing and living, and relatively safe as West Africa goes.

Probably, but I think anyone the OP would be likely to come into contact with would also speak French

unironically not a bad option
thanks swiss bro

i'll look into it

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Haha literally Pedo Island.

Any poor place that you go, you will get sick about ultra fanatic people taking vantage of poor people in name of religion. This is one of the biggest issues in Africa society and many third worlds (this was part of the reason why so many people supported Marxists in latin america).

I strong recommend you to avoid Africa in general. There is many places in the west where you can shutdown from the world and live by yourself.

>cultists
What kind of cultists?

what?

>hate modernity
>posts on Jow Forums
>probably going to need modern plane or boat to get to congo
>get passport checked while there
>eventually get sick
>need modern medicine to get well again
Is this site for real..?

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Move to Saint Helena or Tristan da Cunha

>Approximately 242 languages are spoken in the country, but only four have the status of national languages: Kituba ("Kikongo ya leta"), Lingala, Tshiluba, and Swahili. Although some people speak these regional, or trade languages as first languages, most of the population speak them as a second language after their own tribal language. Lingala was the official language of the colonial army, the "Force Publique", under Belgian colonial rule, and remains to this day the predominant language in the armed forces. Since the recent rebellions, a good part of the army in the East also uses Swahili where it is prevalent.

>Move to the Pitcarin Islands
The most inbreed place on earth where virtually everyone has raped a local?

fine, just for you, I'll look into other places. Honest

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>This is one of the biggest issues in Africa society and many third worlds (this was part of the reason why so many people supported Marxists in latin america).
Of course all they did then was make Marxism into a religion unto itself.

You'll have to look it up but a while back like half the people on this island went down for CP.

Full feudal expierince, probably.

wtf swiss bro, why would you send me to an island of rapists?

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>complains about rapes
>wants to live in the Congo which has the highest rape rate in the world

You can spend sometime abroad for relative cheap and maybe change your view in the world.
The things you need to figure out are:
>heat or cold place?
>mountain or beaches?
>rural or urban city?

As long as you ain't a kid, you're fine

Move to a rural village in South East Asia instead. They're pretty poor but not as dangerous as the fucking Congo

>wants to move to the DRC
>complains about rape

alright brazilbro i'll definitely think about it and see if such a trip would change my world view

can you even move there?

He still wouldn't be able to speak the local language to save his mother.

Why couldn't you? Probably need a bong visa but why not?

>it's an "Into the Wild" role play thread.

Legally? Probably.
Illegally? Probably not very difficult.

Seriously, DRC is some ooga booga shit.

you'd probably have to go there and ask one of the 50-odd hobos that live there

>Google won't give me any answers and I am beginning to think the government doesn't give a shit if a random white boy just sets up in the jungle
No, you'll just have warlords requisition your hut and eat you.

legally, I don't think the US would allow a citizen to enter the DRC directly.
He'll have to land at a US friendly state and head to DRC by foot or hire a "tour guide".

Well if you speak a bit of Dutch you could go to Suriname

I don't think the US has any legal choice in where an individual goes. The federal government will strongly advise all travel to certain countries, and I'm sure the DRC is one of them, but I don't think they actually try to stop you.

Strongly advise AGAINST all travel, rather.

What the fuck unironically happens there?

t. Knows absolutely nothing about Africa

Even a quick google search proves you wrong

Many Europeans travel throw Europe in bikes as some sort of passage rite. Even with all the muslim meme, it's sill pretty safe for you to do the same (just a little bit more expensive than do it in latin america). If you don't fell like pedal, you could go with a motor bike in the summer and visit every EU country.

theearthcenter.org
The founder claimed lineage to Kemetic priests and the Dogons

What IS the poorest cunt in Africa then? I don't know this one off the top of my head.

Malaria and AIDS.