Norway is LITERALLY the best winter olympics nation in the world.
The Swedes HATE us for this. They can't stand anyone being better than them, least of all us.
Prove me wrong.
These numbers are NOT per capita.
Yes, you heard me: Norway is a country of 5.2 million people and we STILL managed to beat literally everyone.
It's not even winter. Are you lacking that much of positive things about Norway?
WHY DIDN'T WE NATIONALIZE OUR OIL
just nuke us already
Hockey is the only winter sport that matters
How's the weather down there, Canucks?
Must suck!
>being this mad
why """asthma""" is so "popular" there?
fucking cheaters I spit on you
Well I’m pretty sure we win at everything else so we’ll let you keep that if it makes you happy.
>asthma is doping
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHGDURLGHG
All marathon runners have asthma dumbtard.
Read the posts you absolute moron. I agree with you. People like to say that the Norwegian winter athletes having asthma means that we're doping, which is why I said what I said.
>No mountains
>No snow
Feels bad man, at least we can still do well in speedskating.
>"""""""""""""'asthma""""""""""""" "medication"
"""""""""""""""""""""""asthma"""""""""""""""""""""" are you getting that cheater? go now to blow some sticky oil instead of working
ok ok settle down, n*rdic
S E E T H I N G
calm down, sven. or you'll have an asthma attack and then you'll inhale your """asthma""" inhaler by accident instead of your real asthma inhaler
how does it feel to cheer the lie?
Go huff some maple syrup, eh.
The legendary polish butthurt... I thought it was only a myth... The legends are true!
I can't believe I'm witnessing this!
so how does it feel?
Feels like you're not cleaning my toilet fast enough, Piotrek.
What the fuck do I pay you for? Scrub faster!
any inventions?
>Australia have more medals than us
Pls nuke spain
Stop bragging, we know of your icey sport superiority. Now shut up already, it's literally summer
I just invented a way to make you stop typing and start doing your job.
Get the fuck back to work, scum! I want to be sitting like a king on my throne when you're done with that toilet!
S E E T H I N G!
S E E T H I N G!
S E E T H I N G!
ok now go back to sucki oil or sth
playing around in the snow isn't really a sport though
this
pretty impressed how we managed to win 20 medals with pretty much 1 sport
Pretty impressive how you can fit my whole enormous cock in your mouth *zzziiiiiipppppp*
total number of medals for olympics and snow games isn't a good way to order, this is the olympic gold medal tally
Even Iceland was able to qualify for the fifa world cup. The most popular sport in Norway is soccer and they stuck at it, really makes you think.
Also if you guys are so good at winter sports, why aren't your country hosting the next winter Olympics? You just want everyone else to pay the bill?
Fuck Norway
Why would any sane country waste billions of the taxpayers money on hosting the Olympics?
??? thought you were good
no we're utter SHIT
Every single professional athlete uses doping. Norwegians aren't unique at it.
Money, influence and connections are the only things that matter. You can use whatever you want and keep getting away with it if your national federation of any particular sport is rich and influential enough. For example Japan and Russia basically own international federation of female figure skating while the EU owns international soccer federation.
Doping is 99% of success in any professional sport.
>Every single professional athlete uses doping
Every single professional Russian athlete uses doping
winter olympics is a coloniser meme. can't outrun niggers so you had to invent skates and bobsleds
Scandinavia was a mistake.
>Doping is 99% of success in any professional sport.
no, not getting caught doping is
No one truly cares about the winter """"Olympics"""" m8.
Winter is way better