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Heh

reeee I was going to make it

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What is the most irrelevant, unimportant and most stuffy state in the USA?

You're too slow!

Arizona

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O H I O

Basically every midwestern state.

I think most people who irrationally hate uni flunked. It sounds too stupid to be true, but I think it is.

>Basically every midwestern state.

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Maryland.
A few hundred square miles of nothing and a dumpster fire city.
It's pretty funny

Why does Croatia have a hot president and we don't? When are we going to elect a cute female to office?

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Trump's pretty hot bud

god damn

ugly old hag. This mommy meme needs to end.

GIB MILKIES

>this mommy meme needs to end
no

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think you really need to consider another option in life

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bitch niggas

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homo

because only ugly ones are desperate enough to want to be president in the most powerful country im human history

if I was a hot girl I'd just settle for first lady or some other money chasing avenue

mommy

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Big tiddys hour?

Ew wtf

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Fuck outta here with the blubber flossing cow

I'm happy and sad

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WTF?!?

I was gonna make the thread!!!!

Hi

Shut up

92093305
Fuck off leaf

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Stop being fucking nice

HI

Back from the gym, buds
There were lots of Asian guys today. Saw some looking at an Asian girl's butt.... Wish I were a girl so they'd do that to me.
Also saw a nigger wearing a one punch man shirt

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why is chrome so slow now? i only have 2 tabs open for convenience while i use firefox (master race)

it's raiming again
the power better not go out while I'm baking my pot pie I swear to god

hi friends have a pic of my snek, still no name

missing something there bud

Who’s raiming, user?

post pic of pot pie

also forgot pic of snake

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everyone here excited for the 2026 world cup?

is that the one you found? why don't you release them back into the wild?

put it on your dick

Mexican (white) boys

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cute snake!! what kind is it?

>everyone here excited for the 2026 world cup?

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This one

*rubs bulge*

Yeah, reckon we'll win

>divegrass

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Might get a gf soon

>>everyone here excited for the 2026 world cup?

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I don't believe in climate change

>>>everyone here excited for the 2026 world cup?

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classic meme newfags wont remember

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no immediate plans to get a gf

>>>>everyone here excited for the 2026 world cup?

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>>>>>everyone here excited for the 2026 world cup?

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what are you feeling rn?

tired

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Asian

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A feel or two, i'll tell ya

Nothing. Why?

>can get regular white girls easily
>still cant get a latina off tinder

just once...please...

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First gf was a Latina

I will, on Sunday

garter snake

yes actually

bit sad, dissapointed but nothing that I can't get over

what is your race

Ask the mexican girls posting here?

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release them in a place where no one else can ever find them

Black...

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chinese american

he's not wrong desu

>garter snake
Why are you telling me what kind of snake is?

are you ?

Sam Raimi, director of Spider-Man (2002)

>firefox (master race)

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Can't believe all the retards who are falling for the gf meme ITT
Name1(one) good thing about having a gf

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Sorry, i don’t watch white supremacist movies

hand holding

sending you a feel

Having someone to talk to, go out with, cuddle with, and have sex with

Received, thanks

Companionship. I just want someone to talk to and maybe cuddle with every once in a while. Is that really too much to ask for?

kk

not me *dabs*

Just get guy friends

I dunno, all of my IRL friends who have them inevitably become annoyed with them.

i dont deserve a gf

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Friday is going to be the day when I get a gf again

You’re right..... you deserve two(2) gf

yes

So what's the reason you fucks don't have a gf?
Fat, ugly, autistic? All of the above?

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d-denmark... youre too kind

Used to have one
Broke up 4 months ago
Today met a cute girl from high school who used to have a crush on me and were going out Friday

Cuddling with a guy is not the same as cuddling with a girl. Boys are hard and angular while girls are softer and curvier, quite literally built to be cuddled with

:(

autistic

What I wonder sometimes is if people get tired of all the different ways of asking this question

Pretty much except the fat part.
I'm a giant skellington.

>Chinese
>get regular white girls easily

>>Chinese
>>get regular white girls easily

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>some people in /cum/ will eventually reproduce
grim prospect

There's a poster with a half Mexican daughter
He posted her before and she's cute