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I want Emma Watson to lick my balls and juggle them whilst giving me an handy.

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I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play

is there really any person in /brit/ who is depressed because of football result?

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bantlet

Nice.
How did you know the ex yugo capitals?
Where did you put Brussels?

Inletlet

brawnlet

yes

Only in the way that it ceases being a meme when England leave

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mines far more impressive

foreskinlet

when did shitland beat croatia

Joli pour un néo-zed.

>whitelet

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Not balding but the hairline is pretty high up there. Looks grim.

I fucking swear, this is the most batshit portrayal of London I've ever seen

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full lad here

Hairlet

refuse to believe that Chisinau, Pristina, Podgorica, Tirana, Ljubljana, Tallinn and Vilnus are real places.

foy

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seriously who the fuck ever heard of Chisinau
that's a pokemon or something, not a place.

nvm 2nd try i got them all right

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yeah no shit you'd do better on your second try

Honestly I've always viewed "gaming chairs" as a bad meme.

you lost yer bet or what?

Why does pussy all smell the same and what is the eternal roasties end game?

anyone here just a little concerned about brexit?

literally the dream body lads

moneylets will never learn.

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Chairs are an invention of the jews.
Sit on the ground like nature intended.

very very low on my list of priorities

>all smell the same
FAUX!

>roasties

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try to beat my time if your so cocky

fat girl pussy smells the best, very pungent

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>roasties

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houseinlondontolet

looks dreadful though

I can smell pussy on myself and it smells of pussy
All pussy unless it’s fucked up smells the same

>>roasties

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THAT'S the sutard poster??

there is no reason for jocks to hate england as a whole, they should hate london
northern england gets it even worse than scotland

91% as well
messed up ljub-whatever a bunch and pristina

Looks like Richard Osman had a stroke.

pristina is Kosovo
ljubljana is Slovakia

I found the blonde smell less unpleasant or more arousing, on a small sample, granted.

sueposting nonce is the lancashire reddit flagger
he unironically thinks the RAF will accept him as an officer
no fucking chance

Pops died, didn't cry, didn't know him that well
Between him doing heroin and me doing crack sales

why is it called feminine washes when it is practically a vaginal cleanser

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i hate all sassenachs.

smash the hun

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like northern english, like most of scotland, hate the scottish borders though.

why is it called enema when it is practically injectable ass water

the more you think about it, the more mental of a place australia is
no other country even comes close to having the sort of relationship we do with australia
our own wacky colony on the other side of the planet

love the new chair lads
was worth the 300 i spent on it

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>hate the scottish borders though.
why?
hardly anyone even lives in southern scotland
it's the central belt where the cunts are

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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I am mentally unsound

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outer hebridies > orkney and shetland

how much is that in quids?

>an officer
for what reason? he'll be a fucking grunt

228 pound sterling

just mad innit, the anglosphere is great
the francosphere is literally just france, quebec (under anglo rule) and a load of niggers
not much of a 'sphere

Is this Melania?

Also, just started raining. ASMR tier rain, too. (Based)

You are now thinking about that girl you could have shagged if you didn't manage to fuck it all up

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im so angry lads
I need to vent our anger on other things
i think its time to start the empire again and start some fukin wars with the shitholes especially the yugo slavers ones

wanna fuck anya tbqh

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Remember Her?
Take a Deep Breath Before You See Her Look Now

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>ASMR

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they're weirdos who aren't really scots but aren't just northern english either.
central belt has a lot of cunts but you wind up going street-by-street in glasgow trying to say who is and isn't a cunt which is very tedious, while the borders are empty enough you can just condemn the whole region

might be a peedy grig and eat this cereal bar

Concerned I might become a 'risk' due to my heavily frustrated social life

anyone ever visited any of the british islands that are off our mainland? (apart from the isle of white as it's quite common to travel there)

would love to visit one of the channel island or the outer hebrides soon
even the isle of man sounds good

And they're so rich... or is not considering purchasing power parity?

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give us back raaf butterworth

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copeland_(borough)
where manlets come from

HDI doesn't take into account extreme weather and dangerous wildlife

Yeah I'd love to visit a boring shithole haha

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Manlet (of gay village)

More like where British football fans live haha

A bit ashamed...
Got too confident or tried to be quick, but not even quick, by comparison.

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