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>waiting for bump limit

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can brits get over their long spat with france to root for them to beat croatia?

*Fart*

this is the canadian of the future, and it's beautiful

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for me, it's late '00s australian political parody electropop
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you're turning back into inuits and natives?

wish i was a new zealander
not a brit living in new zealand, a new zealander

yes (and that's a good thing!)

>If a halfway-attractive female so much as smiles at Don Gately as they pass on the crowded street, Don Gately, like pretty much all heterosexual drug addicts, has within a couple of blocks mentally wood, shacked up with, married and had kids by that female, all in the future.

Haha imagine being so pathetic

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Nah. I feel the Croats got a bit of refball (numerous videos of the ball going out and the linesman ignoring it for some reason) and one of their players was pretty fucking rough but overall they played a lot better than France and their diving stalling wog who's legitimately slower than Rashford yet gets so much credit for being sped. I'll be rooting for the Croats.

same except an ulsterman in ulster

little known fact: the best pop song of the early 2000s was produced by NHS Scotland:
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Imagine smelling her farts.

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does the british labour party do the thing the australian labor party does and force people to not accept honours and stuff

have a maori aunt, calling winston peters to let me in
us MAORI BVLLS have to stick together

aussie lads what are the chances of me shagging an abo girl while visiting aus without having to go too deep into the outback

they may be the ugliest species in the world but something in me wants to shag one

nah
the SNP refuses to have anyone sent to the house of lords though

might be easier trying a papuan woman lad

Canada shall be a hapa ethnostate

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this

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not too likely, white dog
anyone got that bill hayden quote about australia becoming eurasian

The gf

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I'd be up for that too if she was in aus, but I would not want to travel to PNG itself as fascinating as I do find the place
are they even common to come across in cities? abos are intriguing people, would love just to have a conversation with one

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>In a 1983 interview, he stated: "Australia is changing. We're an anomaly as a European country in this part of the world. There's already a large and growing Asian population in Australia and it is inevitable in my view that Australia will become a Eurasian country over the next century or two. Australian Asians and Europeans will marry another and a new race will emerge: I happen to think that's desirable

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imagine dedicating any amount of your time to typing "BARK BARK BARK" at people you think are racist on twitter
what a sad state of existence

if a Eurasian marries an asian they're just Asian again
maybe it will become a Hong Kong with a resource rich hinterland

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any unironic unashamed sex tourists in?
not a virgin freak but the shags are hardly coming in frequently here

don't even have yellow fever but SEA seems to be the best place to go, where specifically do you reckon is best if I want to try and shag as many birds as possible

simply based
still waiting on my state issued asian gf to turn up

In 2050 the great countries of
Estados Unidos de America and the People's Republic of Canada will go to war- and may god help us all

imagine bill said, instead of Australia becoming a mixed race Asian country he said Australia would be for whites only
imagine the fucking outrage

You can call a prostitute right now you freak

if you brits are so confident that your accents will get you laid in the US why don't you come here instead of fucking some brown asians in the jungle?

thankfully ill be to old to be drafted

hi lads :3

unashamed sex tourists are just nonces in hiding
no one is so single-mindedly obsessed with sex to the point of travelling across the world for it and normal. there are a lot of issues there
disgusting creatures

some nigger outside is going absolutely apeshit

Sorry lads, looks like no bank holiday for you.

All the better you should toil, though. Your new Duchess's (half black) baby will need new designer clothes that cost more than you make in a year, and they're not gonna pay for themselves.

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I want to have sex with Emma with Emma Watson. She is the most perfect girl ever.

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Enjoy the fact that I get bank holidays off now that I work at a bank

visit my fucking STATE

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New playlist for the lads part 1.

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What'd you do today lad? apply to any jobs?

looking forward to part 2

Cheeky banter.

New playlist for the lads part 2.

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I can and do lad
Free sex is 100x better though, I massively enjoy deep tongue kissing which you can't do with a whore
I might just do that although it's more expensive
The cheapest flights are to new York but I don't really want to go there?
Where else nearby would you recommend to visit that I can travel to from NY airport? Boston maybe?

visited the Omaha zoo several years ago
was very comfy

... why?

why though

fuck off pajeet

are mark
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I want Emma Watson to SHIT right in my mouth.

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Move to a better state. Even Colorado is less depressing.

fuming amerilard

fuck Colorado

India have a population of 1 billion+ yet never even came close to qualifying for the world cup

I don't care if you like cricket, it's mind blowing just how awful you are at football

Fuck every state west of the Mississippi.

*flies over you*

Sat on my tod in a restaurant, bought a steak and some gay IPA on draught. Nobody us looking or judging, think I've just been paranoid about eating alone all these years.

1 billion+ indians and not a single decent porn video
just want to sate my desi desires and it's denied at every step

fuck this country and all you autismos

Just chilled out lad

i've never been to the midwest what's it like there?

>england
what a shitshow today
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50% logical thought about how good new zealand is, how nice new zealanders are, etc
50% insane projection, escapist fantasy, pure delusion, and a constant desire for the probably-impossible.

Want to share my life with someone, but nobody else does haha

did you cry after the game?

tranquila
TRANQUILA

Disgusting!

NEED an asian gf (male)

willy and poo

Only ethnic girls are interested in me. I can't get a white gf.

Don't want to go back to uni

ramsay macdonald was radcen

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where would one go if they hypothetically wanted to meet a tranny gf?

n-no homo though

im still trying to figure out what Lyndon meant by this

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poo

nigger

hey that girl has a todger

huh - hhnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnggghhh-gaaaah
*plop*

give up now
you don't want a tranny gf
95% of them are complete mentalists - moreso than actual women.

just watched a quiet place
bretty good desu

redpill me on Melbourne

good post

No.

what about just for a quick shag

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why are lanklets like this?

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don't lie nigga

Lol

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*lords over /brit/*

Only if you admit that you suck nigger dick.

I'll suck your nigger dick ;p