>waiting for bump limit
/brit/
can brits get over their long spat with france to root for them to beat croatia?
*Fart*
this is the canadian of the future, and it's beautiful
for me, it's late '00s australian political parody electropop
youtu.be
you're turning back into inuits and natives?
wish i was a new zealander
not a brit living in new zealand, a new zealander
yes (and that's a good thing!)
>If a halfway-attractive female so much as smiles at Don Gately as they pass on the crowded street, Don Gately, like pretty much all heterosexual drug addicts, has within a couple of blocks mentally wood, shacked up with, married and had kids by that female, all in the future.
Haha imagine being so pathetic
Nah. I feel the Croats got a bit of refball (numerous videos of the ball going out and the linesman ignoring it for some reason) and one of their players was pretty fucking rough but overall they played a lot better than France and their diving stalling wog who's legitimately slower than Rashford yet gets so much credit for being sped. I'll be rooting for the Croats.
same except an ulsterman in ulster
little known fact: the best pop song of the early 2000s was produced by NHS Scotland:
youtube.com
Imagine smelling her farts.
does the british labour party do the thing the australian labor party does and force people to not accept honours and stuff
have a maori aunt, calling winston peters to let me in
us MAORI BVLLS have to stick together
aussie lads what are the chances of me shagging an abo girl while visiting aus without having to go too deep into the outback
they may be the ugliest species in the world but something in me wants to shag one
nah
the SNP refuses to have anyone sent to the house of lords though
might be easier trying a papuan woman lad
Canada shall be a hapa ethnostate
this
not too likely, white dog
anyone got that bill hayden quote about australia becoming eurasian
The gf
I'd be up for that too if she was in aus, but I would not want to travel to PNG itself as fascinating as I do find the place
are they even common to come across in cities? abos are intriguing people, would love just to have a conversation with one
>In a 1983 interview, he stated: "Australia is changing. We're an anomaly as a European country in this part of the world. There's already a large and growing Asian population in Australia and it is inevitable in my view that Australia will become a Eurasian country over the next century or two. Australian Asians and Europeans will marry another and a new race will emerge: I happen to think that's desirable
imagine dedicating any amount of your time to typing "BARK BARK BARK" at people you think are racist on twitter
what a sad state of existence
if a Eurasian marries an asian they're just Asian again
maybe it will become a Hong Kong with a resource rich hinterland
any unironic unashamed sex tourists in?
not a virgin freak but the shags are hardly coming in frequently here
don't even have yellow fever but SEA seems to be the best place to go, where specifically do you reckon is best if I want to try and shag as many birds as possible
simply based
still waiting on my state issued asian gf to turn up
In 2050 the great countries of
Estados Unidos de America and the People's Republic of Canada will go to war- and may god help us all
imagine bill said, instead of Australia becoming a mixed race Asian country he said Australia would be for whites only
imagine the fucking outrage
You can call a prostitute right now you freak
if you brits are so confident that your accents will get you laid in the US why don't you come here instead of fucking some brown asians in the jungle?
thankfully ill be to old to be drafted
hi lads :3
unashamed sex tourists are just nonces in hiding
no one is so single-mindedly obsessed with sex to the point of travelling across the world for it and normal. there are a lot of issues there
disgusting creatures
some nigger outside is going absolutely apeshit
Sorry lads, looks like no bank holiday for you.
All the better you should toil, though. Your new Duchess's (half black) baby will need new designer clothes that cost more than you make in a year, and they're not gonna pay for themselves.
I want to have sex with Emma with Emma Watson. She is the most perfect girl ever.
Enjoy the fact that I get bank holidays off now that I work at a bank
visit my fucking STATE
New playlist for the lads part 1.
What'd you do today lad? apply to any jobs?
looking forward to part 2
Cheeky banter.
New playlist for the lads part 2.
I can and do lad
Free sex is 100x better though, I massively enjoy deep tongue kissing which you can't do with a whore
I might just do that although it's more expensive
The cheapest flights are to new York but I don't really want to go there?
Where else nearby would you recommend to visit that I can travel to from NY airport? Boston maybe?
visited the Omaha zoo several years ago
was very comfy
... why?
why though
fuck off pajeet
are mark
youtu.be
I want Emma Watson to SHIT right in my mouth.
Move to a better state. Even Colorado is less depressing.
fuming amerilard
fuck Colorado
India have a population of 1 billion+ yet never even came close to qualifying for the world cup
I don't care if you like cricket, it's mind blowing just how awful you are at football
Fuck every state west of the Mississippi.
*flies over you*
Sat on my tod in a restaurant, bought a steak and some gay IPA on draught. Nobody us looking or judging, think I've just been paranoid about eating alone all these years.
1 billion+ indians and not a single decent porn video
just want to sate my desi desires and it's denied at every step
fuck this country and all you autismos
Just chilled out lad
i've never been to the midwest what's it like there?
>england
what a shitshow today
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50% logical thought about how good new zealand is, how nice new zealanders are, etc
50% insane projection, escapist fantasy, pure delusion, and a constant desire for the probably-impossible.
Want to share my life with someone, but nobody else does haha
did you cry after the game?
tranquila
TRANQUILA
Disgusting!
NEED an asian gf (male)
willy and poo
Only ethnic girls are interested in me. I can't get a white gf.
Don't want to go back to uni
ramsay macdonald was radcen
where would one go if they hypothetically wanted to meet a tranny gf?
n-no homo though
im still trying to figure out what Lyndon meant by this
poo
nigger
hey that girl has a todger
huh - hhnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnggghhh-gaaaah
*plop*
give up now
you don't want a tranny gf
95% of them are complete mentalists - moreso than actual women.
just watched a quiet place
bretty good desu
redpill me on Melbourne
good post
No.
what about just for a quick shag
why are lanklets like this?
don't lie nigga
Lol
*lords over /brit/*
Only if you admit that you suck nigger dick.
I'll suck your nigger dick ;p