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Wake up dummies

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ej dirst

Morskya>motoshiter

reminder to just bee yourself if you want a gf

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>it's a colleagues rant about politics #556329

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I'm myself and I've never had gf. I don't know how to approach woman anyway. Too shy, introverted, insecure.

>Too shy, introverted, insecure
that's okay, same applies to me, and the same applies to tons of women
>I don't know how to approach woman anyway
just chat with them about things that interest you, try to find some common ground and if you like her ask her out

>tfw no Slovak gf

Fake it all.

At least to get first impressions out of the way.

t. Kissless virgin who wants to see you blog about how it went.

don't fake anything lad, the most important thing is to be genuine

but wouldn't that be him not beeing himself?

I can talk to girls fine but can never transition from an interesting conversation into something like a relationship

He’d still be himself, just showing off his skills at acting and deception. Valuable to have in a successful mate.

Ahojky :)

>kittens are finally able to climb out of their box
mayhem begins

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Haha you guys won't believe where I am right now!

For some reason or another, I suppose you are in Croatia.

This

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Test

What, are we assaulting, comrades?

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If you cant bring yourself to it and think too highly of girls and too lowly of yourself, stsrt with smaller fishes. Start chatting with strangers, start making acquaitances and friends. You need to get to the mindset that talking to people is ok and fun, not some heart attack super difficult ordeal. And you also need social skills to know how to improvise small talk on the spot. You can get such skills only with experience. Normal ppl get such basic experience as kids and teens.
If you were shut in during those days, you must go through it now. Any "guaranteed tips" how to bypass this hard work like PUA is pure bullshit and you will make ass out of yourself with it

bump?

Hey, how are you folks?
I went out first time somewhere in months. I take xanax, yeah, when I feel like I need to.
>social life cirlcle
2 irl friends whom I know for a decade from school. Yeah, I'm party animal.

>Mentally ill people used to be killed off by bigoted villagers, and for good reason. They can't exist in our society, they are nothing but a burden

I have a job, I pay taxes, I
anyhow, thanks very much

Hope you are doing better

Hey, I am. Good people helped me.
Now without sacrascm - thanks
how are you?

Women disgust me.

How do I start with gay lifestyle?

>Women disgust me.
Why?

hello lodówka
I didn't write the second quote

only these are mine

You need to start sucking dicks

Step 1: live in Prague
Step 2: thats it. Youre now gay

hey
alright sorry
fuck I just woke up and Im dizzy

good

hitting the pub for smažák and a couple of beers today lads
boss told me I can fuck off earlier :D

noice have fun dude

nice. I had a pizza yesterday :D

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I went out with gf yesterday to take her out for pizza and she couldn't pick between two, so I told her to get 2 small pizzas (2x22 cm) and for myself I took one big (42 cm). I was really full after eating mine and she couldn't finish 3 pieces of of hers in total so I helped her with it :D I had to lie on bed afterwards for quite a while and flush it down with beer in the evening.

Poland ofc

be a slav and you are set

is the favela monkey here?

nice

>go to old riga
>it's full of tourists
GET OUT OF HERE
GET OUT
KARRRRRRRRRR
KARRRRRRRRRRRR
THIS IS MY TOWN
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
KARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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oh it's raining

based

Fatties :D

install grindr and start ironically fucking random dudes you never talked to before
it's only ironic though so it's okay, you can still go back to your hetero lifestyle if being gay isn't the thing for you

I dislike alcohol

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good for you, i wish i disliked alcohol too

wish someone liked me

if you're reading this then you're gay

wtf i am gay now

want me to hook you up senpai?

post kurwas

wtf undo it

No now you have the gay

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i like you

best dog breed

if you're reading this then you undo it

wtf delete this

if you are reading this you are my gf now

gays ruined /polska/ t.bh

if singles i get gf

Metnar, my son, you minister now
you must choose new IFV to replace 30 years old, paper-thin Soviet rust bucket
>CV90
>Puma
>ASCOD
>Lynx
>BMP-M

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FUCK

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>we wuz moravians n sheit

youtu.be/aXQ2lO3ieBA

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same, the last time I was drinking beer was something like 5 ears ago, I tried vodka only twice in my life.
unless you're a Russian living in Latvia I like you

no you don't

I do

gay

I also dislike cigs

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give me a barbara palvin gf

anime is sin

absolute faggotry

kill me

give back all clay then we can talk

why not do it yourself?

>bulgaria is i NATO

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you should tell trump to kick them out

Buy KTO Rosomak instead. We need monies to invest in Eastern Poland.

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belarus and moldava need to be nuked

do not nuke Belarus pls.
nuke Ukraine instead, ok?

ok fren

from what I understand, the army wants Puma
>biggest gun
>thickest armor
>modular, quick repair chassis
>50% heavier than every other
>(allegedly) best active defense
>more or less untested
>by far the most expensive
Lynx is basically lighter, stripped down, budget version of Puma

ASCOD and CV90 are very similar and you can slap basically any turret you want on it
main difference is that ASCOD is made by GDELS, which is partner of CSG, which means it they can be partially made domestically
CGS also maintains our Pandurs and builds Tatra trucks and Titus APCs
Politicians seems to fancy ASCOD and dislike Puma

BMP-M is the most budget option and involves mostly just rust removal, fancier turret, and a lick of paint. Slow vaks went for it.
Essentially putting a fancy spoiler and a turbo in a 30 year old Škoda Felicia instead of buying a brand new BMW.

dumb Pšonek
we already have Pandurs

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>fat
>tattoo

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who gives a fuck if she has a tattoo, that girl is obviously pump'n'dump deal anyway

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Buy more then. We need lots of monies. We can also sell you our cyberpunk tanks as well. Developed by CDPR of course.

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