/brit/

wasn't it supposed to come home?

BEEETOOOO

Wasn't you supposed to keep el chappo in prison

Love arr beto

mboko

your country is quite literally one of the top 10 poorest shitholes in europe mate.

think even moldova is more prosperous than aldi russia

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it's coming home now just a little earlier than expected

Absolute choon: youtube.com/watch?v=gozCnbfY-xM

This is by far the only book worth reading

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I hate this shit so much. Why couldn't anyone invent a system of storing books where you don't need to twist your head at a 90 degree angle in order to read the name on it?

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ded

twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1017227528572981249?s=19

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>keen to come to drinks tonight cunt?
actually I was planning on staying in, listening to depressing music and wanking myself into a coma, but I can't exactly say no, can I?

Yes. I'll have a uhhhhh single taco please Jorge pour favour thanks

umm sweaty i think you forgot the american tolkien

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Symbolic really. He sees what the career politicians never will.

Doug and josie try way too hard

insane that I was barely literate until I was like 12

josie is a uk poster, don't confuse me with that headcase

LGBT meet up not your thing josie?

Excuse me, what means any food what you're were talking about?
Because I eat every day. English tears for breakfest, for lunch, and for dinner.

Pickford is a runt for allowing that goal at the 68th minute.

>AND IN OTHER NEWS
Ukrainian boy SLAMMED over comments made towards the English national teams game against Croatia yesterday evening

>manchester metrolink extension to the trafford centre

oh boy I can't wait for nobody to use it because retail shopping is a dead venture and everything's done online now

please at least learn english before you shitpost in here bartek this won't clean itself

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Woah sorry had no idea this was a bloody competition idiot yank

I like this gimmick

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moshe please send sexy jew girls

I want to have the sex with Emma Watson.

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>He can't turn his eyes sideways

In any case you understand my english pretty good mate.

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Don't possess ones atm sry

actually your second comment was genuinely baffling can you have another shot at it

pfm

You drink tears not eat them

spare me the pity party bullshite mate

Don't even flirt with women because I don't want to be called a rapist

I was at a used books shop the other day. Fucking hell slogging through all those shelves looking for something interesting literally destroyed my neck. Think I'll go with a kindle.

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rapist

virgin rapist

sorry, i cant undestand your HIGH englis,
Nee-deer -reet.

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The Ukrainian is the best poster. He’s always here learning

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Don't even flirt with women because 98% of them are utter dogs who overestimate their own worth

My brain's content changes constantly, yet here I am still kicking. Will a future arrangement of atoms allow me to be "conscious" again? Will the universe cycle infinitely until I live the same exact life or move towards something that will make me feel again?

O mate, british tears are such dish you can even eat that. you know.

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I thought the Ukrainian was refering to some dialect of English but he was just calling the toothpaste flag a stoner kek

Hey guys, Dan here! I’m a new meme!

terrible thread

I think you meant
>Oi mate, British tears are such a dish that you can even eat them
But even if it is grammatically correct, it doesn't make much sense. Perhaps these kinds of euphemisms are common in Russian, I think that language specifically panders to emotionality better than English

I try to feel something for you
But that's all that I can do
Give my shadow to you

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Really really want all this football buzz to die down

It's coming home lads...

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it has

Hi Dan

how's the war

Not in my heart

It'll come home some day lad.

I think you're boring as fuck with any piece of humor.

Seeing what this thing I saved is

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I sad how is the fucking war faggot

Don't type bad jokes in broken English then lad
no hard feelings x

Racists are stupid, become bolsheviks.

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Posting some saved images I never use

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Inside of my socks are always covered in dried skin at the end of the day

Always drink lots of water, must just have dry skin

>become bolsheviks
*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
KIKE ALERT! KIKE ALERT!
*WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO*

aww thats cute felt sorry for the lads desu but i've found it quite funny seeing which flags are and aren't being cunts to the brits, very telling

Saved this one a long time ago

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100 YEARS OF HURT NEVER EVER COMING HOME

GET FUCKED YOU FAT BALD TATTOOD RACIST BREXIT FACTORY WORKING INBRED ABA CUNTS

Dan pls reply

t. A jock

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Thanks man. I really do feel like we're the laughing stock of Europe nowadays

bit heartbroken lads
really thought they might go all the way

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No

>some white dudes have more money then me so i shouldn't stop foreigners, minorities, women, socialists, gays and liberals from ruining my life

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHA
*Lands a swift kick into your jaw, knocking you cold*
GOOOOOAL

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Alri Doug haha

>house of Mexicans/pakis that live 10 deep in a shitty 2 bedroom apartment are able to work for 2 dollars an hour and this is a good thing you racist haha
genuinely retarded fuck off back to /eire/ mongoloid

But broken english is american english, isnt it?

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*ahem*

Alri Dan haha

'Cause I'm with Heather
Yeah only Heather
Only Heather
Only Heather
Can make me feel this way
Can make me feel this way
Can make me feel this way
Can make me feel this way

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>Mexicans
>working hard

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I would have found this post funny but Chris Rock openly jokes about white people dying so I can't.

Secretly happy don't have to heard about the shitty world cup anymore from the normoids

Australian post reminded me to drink more water so I won't get more headaches

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The only broken English I see here are the football fans haha

Yes good goy, consume more of the moist Jew!

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