Have you ever interacted with an American face to face irl?

I've never met an Australian irl which is a shame because you seem like fascinating people based solely on your Jow Forums posts

Yeah, my ex boyfriend.
Emphasis on ex

no you couldn't

gay

>this post
>this flag
Also not gay if guy-girl, fag.

is there any other nationality who could out-pull a genuine american chad

what did he do to get broken up with?

I met some marines and embassy workers in Lisbon,they seemed chill and cool enough

i said nigger in front of her

I started stuttering and looked at the ground, started crying and ran away.

Twice.

1st time an older white guy with a family (wife and 2 kids). He was thin and balding and eating some kind of American snack bar. He asked me if I thought Napoleon would have defeated Wellington if he'd invaded Britain. This happened in Rome.

2nd time a younger guy who looked mixed race. He was pretty Jow Forums and had a drawling accent that was hard to understand. He asked me and my friend (who is also mixed race) if there was a McDonald's nearby and how to get to it, this was in Edinburgh.

BOOBS or gtfo

>Emphasis on ex

you go girl ;)

Did he comfort you and give you a big American bear hug and then cocked you in the butt.

He was mental. Pretty sure he had more than just a bpd. Always blaming others for how shitty his life has become when he did it to himself. Pathological liar. Gets jealous all the time. It was toxic af

No u gtfo

I said: Dios mio...

Oh, yeah, he sounds like an awful person.
I know some people like that, and even some in my family and I just don't fucking get it.

Pretty gay but thanks. Most Australians are nice

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Do replying to this "woman"

I'm an American in Europe. How can I make things as awkward as possible?

british royalty

Some people are dysfunctional. Just try not to get involved too much cause it’ll fuck you up A LOT

Why do Americans introduce themselves by their state as if there's any difference between them?

look people in the eye and smalltalk them.

I thought they were a gay man.

chat with strangers loudly on public transportation

This is fucking normal where I live.
I'll never not be confused by yuros.

maga hat

nice. I only speak english, so it should be even more fun

Weirdly smile at strangers you make eye contact with

>*waits patiently for the mutt folder dump OwO*

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just fucking stop

Tell people your great great great grandfather was German

It's not normal over here, and apparently even less normal in for example Germany or Sweden.
If you really want to upset some Germans, join the US military and get stationed in Germany then start disobeying German laws with your Humvee. I remember a story from some former military trucker who littered the entire Autobahn with filth because he forgot to close some hatch of his truck. The Germans were butthurt as hell

In my experience here in yuropland, it's been the opposite. I tell people I'm from America and then they ask me what part.
It's kinda funny because when I tell them I'm from California, some of the Germans laugh and say "woah, surfs up bro!" Or something like that in an exaggerated accent...

Say you're 1/12 German and that German traditions really seem to died out here so you're keeping them alive back home

Only works in continental europe

thank you for your service ramirez

Disgusting, I always cringe when strangers start talking on the train, even if I'm not being involved. Actually I don't know why, but I guess a lot of people in Germany feel the same way.

That is nothing, this happened 16 years ago and people still protest because of it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yangju_highway_incident

I wear my state on my shirt and my college team on my hat, next to the MAGA/Kiss me I'm Irish patch of course
I keep it cool and tactical with my cargo shorts and show the world I'm comfy with my Walmart New Balances and high white shoes that have a tint of yellow to them.

>high white shoes
SOCKS

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of Americans who feel that way, but overall it is what it is.

Yep, some people I know have gotten involved with crazy and it never fucking ends well.

Some nonsense about america saved Germanys ass in WWII ornsomething haha

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Yes
I hate every second of it

A few times. One time it really struck me how the guy was so incredibly inarticulate. His English skills were just flat out horrible despite him being a white American attending university. He used 'like uhhh like like uhhhh' every few seconds.

It's a European thing, Americanized or not
brown race people and "white" subhumans love to be annoying on public transit

Yeah, I don't know what it is, but US soldiers stationed overseas always end up killing or raping lolis, especially in Korea and Japan

That's what you get for fucking with a US soldier.

been on school trip to US, drunk mutt said I'm too skinny and offered me a cheeseburger

I've meet a lot of Americans so I'll give the ones I remember.
I used to be in the US and had to return to the UAE. My seat was next to a handsome dilf American. We talked the whole trip. He is like the liveliest person I have ever met. He told me he was going to Afghanistan because he works in the embassy there. Hope he is fine

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Yeah but we do it at a greater rate in the US, it just doesn't make the news unless it's overseas.

The Phillipines is 10/10 if you can go there. Unfortunately it got locked down because of all the hijinks posted itt.
Two words tho, Jow Forums:
>brown.
>nipples.

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