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Who farted?

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had a headache for almost 24 hours now

always knew emma watson yank was a nonce me

Sussex?

I have no strength but I must toil

Is faceapp still a thing or was it deleted? NEED to send the russians my info

going back to uni in just over a week lads
sick and tired of it

Listening to an audiobook about the Grenfell tragedy

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tinder is so unbelievably dire here
got 1 promising match but that's it

surely that's all you need

Get Grindr m8

if you have plus put it here for 5 minutes

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How's Palermo

have you considered that it might be because you're a disgusting trog who no girl would ever want

Mainlanders don't really date outside tight-knit circles turt, especially so for non-major cities like palermo

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Call centre toil until 6.30 today lads
Wish me luck yeah

might give you a call haha

Turt has so many notches 'pon his bedpost that it looks like a catscratch pole

oh my days I unironically didn't realise people still worked at call centres outside of india or the philippines

what the FUCK are you doing with your life sweetie

Saving up cash so I can do a tefl course
I live in a small commuter town so it’s one of the few full time positions I can get within walking distance

quite nice
the LIDL has armed guards
9 days is probably a bit too long though
it's not that, no one uses it, I ran out of girls to swipe on in 15 minutes and they don't speak English

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absolute state of that lower third

I made a thread lol

good lord I need a calabrian tittymonster braphog gf

have you never heard of the northern powerhouse?

>the LIDL has armed guards

what

I want beautiful and sexy Emma Watson to poop in my mouth.

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one man on entrance one on exit then 2 more in the middle of the store who aren't armed

Should have mogged them

why? shoplifters?

Sometimes the only way to escape pain and anger is through delusion

Have you guys considered more diversity in your lineup? Only through a real multiracial multiethnic multicultural multireligious unity can you truly achieve success.

fucked if I know

fuck off pineappleguay

Not a lot of British flags this morning

anything else to do in palermo

Dealer trot
The equivocally unorthodox method of speaking employed and the lexicographic presentation incorporated in daily use alongside supplemental verbal cues is alien and unfamiliar to me, more often that not
Pull up with a spacesuit
I don't let my plug rot

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in a funky mood today lads

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Alri

Aye, but I like to fade away
I got these diamonds on me, and these bitches all in my face
And you wanna be a star, and you wanna win the race
But you cannot rock with me 'cause I was caught on the chase

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Cutest little butt in the world.

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choon

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yeah quite a bit
going to museums and galleries today
beach and date on friday
religious feast on saturday
maybe agrigento on sunday

having my second alcoholic lager beer of the day

Morning hugh

>lager
since when

how does world cup ticketing work i have no idea tbqh
do runts just go to a country with a one way ticket and hope their team gets through? and then they have to keep spending and staying longer and buying each ticket for the next game as it happens? they must end up blowing their life savings
and all to watch men kick a ball?

Having my 12th. It's nigh on 4:30 AM here.

most alcohol per volume per £ in corner shop

Shame when an exuberant and exotic scent is coupled with a lackluster personality

had any nice food? met any italians?

not having a summer holiday this year ;_;

Going to Wimbledon tomorrow

don't you dare i'll hav ya, u fancy nonce prik

Need a cold hearted republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule me like a king

been eating mostly street food but yeah it's good
had my first panelle yesterday and it was buff
only that tinder girl so far, getting a drink on friday but it seems tentative

user, are you alcoholic?

business idea: more than three lions on a shirt

it's very hot I just felt very thirsty

There's a big opening, with like a raffle, that opens like 6 months before the WC

If you don't make that, there's a big FIFA reselling platform

There's also a decent amount of tickets reserved to be sold last minute like a week or so before the games

Following your team is a really expensive way to do it imo though(especially in a big country in russa), you'll pay more in travel and shit

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chune

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sounds comfy still
enjoy your trip la

m8 please throw away your chances and speak to her only in Tom Cruise quotes, then post the results here

What's some essential dnb

started having dried milk in my tea

don't know why everyone isn't doing it, no need to buy fresh milk ever again, this lasts for months

*halts your invasion*

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I'm a failed normie mate
no I want to shag her

So how many of you are Croatia fans now?

fuck off pineappleguay

>I'm a failed normie mate
iktfb

be careful in sicilia la wouldn't want you getting mugged by africans or the 'fia x

Toil in t minus 29 minutes

prefer you to france, if that's what you're asking

Rather Croatia win than France

smart might keep some for emergencies
but i have milk on my cereal desu still need it fresh for that

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Racist...

Please stop discussing dried milk this is a fresh ingredients fresh food general

pubic hair is coming back

night lads

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s upporting in france

Hahahahahhaha
fucking losers

>youtube.com/watch?v=in688K_vdQ0

the classic lads, the /brit/poster in japan

inna gada davida honey

ah yes, /brit/ the famous bilingual weeb general

I want to do very sexual things to Emma Watson with my penis. I want to smell her farts.

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just found out i'm 112th german

sorry about hitler :(

>lives in asia
>is a nerd(works in IT)
>has posted anime before
>has an asian GF

literally you mate