I want to live in Utah, any American anons here from Utah?

I want to live in Utah, any American anons here from Utah?

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>wanting to be a flyover

>pakis
>living amongst mormons

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U Tahkin ta me? I'mma New Yawka

I'll just larp as a hispanic

They do have ridiculous alcohol laws which might appeal to a straight-edge Muslim.

The non mormons i've heard that live amongst the LDS communities are often ostracized. Can't imagine what it would be like for a brown guy

shit, what about colorado?

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You would have to abandon islam and become Mormon

It's not really a flyover. It has rather large communities that's practically an ethnostate. It's where the mormons are. And essentially their entire religion is "be perfect". And if you aren't you're just thrown out. It's a fucking cult if you ask me. Permanent soulless white smiles and hugs everywhere.

Much better for you

How are European tourists treated there?

You'll have to be rich. It's like a snowy northern California. Think, "oh god my dad just bought his 3rd house and is on his 4th divorce... damn my life sucks *smokes a gram of weed in one drag*"

Full of Californians so it's gone to shit

Probably the best on earth. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave you their address and invited you to have dinner with their family. And they entertained you board games and charades.

I'm not even lying.

what about appalachians?

Islamic filth is not welcome here

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I presume you're a mormon?

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As long as you can let go of Allah and convert to mormon.

I'm from New Hampshire in a mountain town so it's upper AT (Appalachian trail) and you'll be fine. Just don't wear Muslim Imam clothes and you'll be fine. It's literally like 99% white here though so you'd stick out like a white guy in India. Totally fine nobody cares. Just be kind, make small talk with the cashiers/gas station clerks etc.

Simple and quiet. And that's the way we like it..... That's the way we like it.

been to utah for a long time
literally all whites are mormons there

Atheist actually.

the only 2 alright states are new york and california

I look hispanic and speak english with and american accent

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Well, I mean you'll be fine. If you go further south along the AT, mainly Kentucky or West Virginia you might honestly have real life difficulties.

I'm from maine and no one will care. dress like a normal human being instead of wearing retarded religious garb and no one will pay attention to you
New England has plenty of experience with Somalians and drug trafficking niggers from New York so honestly anyone else is welcome

>retarded religious garb
20 year old boomers like me dont wear them even here

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