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how do I stop being the gay best friend

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woke up to nudes
also found out very cute girl i was talking to is a 9th grader

god i fucking hate reddit

stop putting your willy in men's bums

p sure he's a bottom

>Liverpool
>fuckin lovely, best accents, friendliest people

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>tfw meeting with some literal 29y old boomer English girl for drinks tonight
Christ idk why I subject myself to this
would probably be better served staying at home and playing CDDA while eating pizza

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ask her for a shag just to see what it’s like

Rolling

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can we all just stop calling each other freaks? it's pretty hurtful

did NOT expect britain to be winners of that image but there you go

reporter to the appropriate authorities

t. Danish Oppressor

the british one is one of the ugliest desu

>IT'S COMING HOME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

No

gay best friend detected

you of all people have no right to laugh at anyone

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nazi piece of shit

the italian one is objectively better you virgo

worse Germany
best Spain

italian one is ugly and has FAS or some other disfiguration

worst is sweden, who genuinely looks like a tranny, and knowing what kind of place sweden is, probably is.

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hmm let's see what we have in the ol' webm archive...

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why are there 4 (FOUR) from netherlands?

glad england lost

Apart from the UK girl, these are all surprisingly ugly. Are they supposed to be models?

feel like my first gf will be my only gf and the only person I ever have sex with

any married man in
when/how'd you know you were going to marry her

i mean that would make it really simple but nobody who matters actually want that

when she poo'd on my chest

late response freak

models always look like mongs

denmark

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literal perfection

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why didn't he pass it lads

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hmmm maybe i should ask the proto-fiancee to poo on my chest hmmmmm

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it's her land though

5/10

The new Fortnite update is mint lads.

well lads
who's more attractive: left or right?
(your answer also describes your political wing fyi)

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cute

very cute

Bad taste.
Second girls looks midly retarded and you can even see through the tons of makeup that she looks really bad without it. Girl right to her looks like her mother took a shitload of drugs when she was pregnant.
If I had to choose, I would take France or Norway.

girls with that hideous flat fringe ("bangs" for you pathetic tubby ones) ought to be sent to siberia

>letting a negro become the hero of England

he knew what he was doing

Actually a good read desu

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how can the same girl simultaneously be 1st and 4th?

he was offside

people are just completely ignoring this moment and the fact that we should have won there because it’s kane
imagine if that was sterling

*approaches you from a pre-planned strategic angle*

bet I could heem you

*watches you scurry around confused*
*heems you*

haha see you around virgin freak
*spits on your barely alive corpse*

nazi freak

she CUTE

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dumb homosexual idiot

affirmative action gone mad

First has an ugly face

looks offside

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wipepo be like 'my people will die out this century' haha

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Girl identical to her in my uni class. Fucking IDENTICAL

it's what's built on it that make a country
aboriginals might as well be fauna

no he wasn't, if we scored it would have went to VAR and ruled onside

post quality new albums

youtube.com/watch?v=RPxvTd_jCPQ

I expected a bunch of edgy social commentary but what I really got was an elaboration on the economics of Corporatism

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NOOOOO!!!!!
THIS CAN'T BE!!!???

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there's no offside if the player with the ball is past the last defender

Let me suck your dick

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actual tune lmao wtf

the offside rule is fucking dumb

prove me wrong

every single word

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would love to wipe that stupid smirk off her face (with my pipe)

can't be offside if you pass the ball sideways or backwards

god I wish i was a girl

BASED communist

now this is PENG

probably had a mile of cock inside her stupid harlot

don’t know then maybe he’s racist (aka based)

do you even get hispanics in the UK?

oh christ it's not time for the orangemen again is it

stick to your bent sports

shes' not hispanic, she's north african

how come the finnish girl is from fuckin 1850 get some colour ya goon

careful mate
talk like that and next thing you know you'll be on meds that give you tits and make your willy shrivel up and everyone's asking for your pronouns and calling you brave

the gf probably won't let me marry her because she can't have kids and she knows i want a family

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vulgarity is a complete turn off

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