Finland is waiting for Trump and Putin and is in full psychosis mode

City of Helsinki is welding sewer holes so nobody can emerge from the sewers while Trump and Putin is in the city!

Mannerheim's road will be closed entirely from public. Armed guards will make sure nobody gets there.

This is completely bonkers.

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Sewers arn't good for your famous cuckoo tactics. What a dumb manlet Vlad.

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It's it common for Finns to hang out in the sewers?

>Trump and Putin is in the city
What are they doing in Helsinki?

Tunnel snakes rule!
(only boomers will get this)

Meeting with their masters.

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Drawing new wolrd map, current is few decades absolete

Division of Poland
You get it all except the salt mines where Trump will build hotels

Älä kerro niille meidän salaisuutta

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There certainly has been reinforced police presence recently. Just few hours ago I was passed by a motorcade of black cars with police escort. Then again they were hauling around heavy AA when Xin visited us last year.

No, seriously. Is this fake news or are Trump and Putin really in Helsinki?

It's real.

reuters.com/article/us-usa-russia-summit/for-putin-helsinki-talks-with-trump-a-win-before-he-even-sits-down-idUSKBN1K12EU

They meet here on monday.

>meeting with his overlords in fucking Europe of all places
Fuck, can he be even more of a traitor. I hate this country.

So Putin-media is not reporting this?

lmao as if there is a better choice for current Russia

apparently not

they do but do you actually think Russians get their info from there lol
It was reported from all angles as far as I know

Diplomatic superpower! Fuck you Sweden, Austria, Ireland!

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Meanwhile Hitler rode in an open car through the city

Really says a lot about the ZOG puppet politicians of today

Why are we even doing this again?

For the mentionings

I live in NYC. Do you have any idea what a shit show it is when the world leaders show up for the UN?

I don't think they actually expect anyone to do anything, since Finns aren't really known for their assassination plots (aside from Bobrikov who was an outlier). I think they're just complying with foreign demands like a good servant should, or they're just being accommodating, which is fine.

torilla tavataan! T-O-R-I-L-L-A!

>in fucking Europe of all places
Helsinki is kind of one of the historic neutral grounds between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. so it kind of makes sense. The only other option would be maybe Berlin but Drumpf hates Merkel.

I honestly believe this is the reason. Lot's of money down the sewer and inconveniance for the people just that Sauli can larp a 21st century Kekkonen

Finland is actually closing borders starting from tomorrow. Well this means that borders will be heavily guarded actually and everyone who isn't suspicious person can still cross the borders. This is for one week only.

>I don't think they actually expect anyone to do anything, since Finns aren't really known for their assassination plots (aside from Bobrikov who was an outlier).
I doubt it's Finns they are worried about more your refugees. Also Putin probably has to worry about Ukranians and Chechens.

>mfw I fly through Moscow when Vlad is not home
cant even get new orders from big V, what do?

Putin was actually rated as "neutral president" for over 50% Finns.

While at the same time 70% of Finns "hated" Trump.

What would happen to us if some madman assassinates both of them?

If you ever seen Kadyrov youd know everyone even Chechen leader worries about chechens.

Ukranians are even on state Tv and are literally whos lately

>Putin was actually rated as "neutral president" for over 50% Finns.
>While at the same time 70% of Finns "hated" Trump.
Yes but no one expects a Finn to try and assassinate Trump. There is no benefit in it.

It is to stop some dumb faggot from trying to kill them.

guess you never know

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Kennedy 2.0 for US
80s and 90s again for RU

Please do. I would become a euroboo in an instant.

Seems like a perfect plan.

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>80s and 90s again for RU
DO WANT!

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Fuck Vlad Pootin. I fucking hate him so goddamn much you have no idea.

I have no idea why and whats your alternative lol

no thx hohol, Ive had enough

I'm too much of a NEET to even attend a protest tbqh.

>tfw you aren't a stationed military police that can threateningly shout at foreign reporters while brandishing a rk 62

You finnbros are going to do the right thing and free us of these two stooges, right?

M E N T I O N I N G S

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>supo monitoring this thread atm

Do you happen to know madmen like this? Please provide links and other evidence and possible plans

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No. But imagine doing it. You'd get your name in the history books and only spend like 12-15 years in a comfy Finnish prison and after that you'd be a massive celebrity that every thot in the Western would like to have sex with.

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How would we know?

Not everybody reads the news
What do you mean? We have some beautiful places. They're just meeting on neutral territory. For media optics probably

and especially sweden

looks better than my fucking apartment

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Where fuck do you live? My friend is a NEET in Finland and he his place looks better.

are u gonna do it then, you fucking coward.

>Europe
>neutral

>12-15 years

I doubt you'll be released after 15 years.

That sounds like standard procedure. I remember an article on the secret service doing that when Obama visited London, and London sucks Obama's cock.

I mean yes. Relatively. Especially Finland. Nobody knows anything about it and it's close enough to Russia. Also it's politically and historically a place of reserved balance and steady relations between the two.
I think they wanted to meet in Russia but then Trumps advisers said it would look bad so they chose Finland instead

why dont they meet in some remote place with comfy sauna and freezing lake

its more intimate

15 years is like the longest sentence that can be given. Even murderes are usually let out before 10 years

Hed be released on probation after 8.

Why so many shills with Russian flag in this thread?

USSR and USA diplomats used to do that during the Cold War. Sauna diplomacy it was called.

Europeans hate us even more than Americans do, there is nothing neutral about them.

I think one of is going to be assassinated so finland can be turned into ww3 battleground.

They are getting orders from their overlords.

If you're not mentally ill beyond treatment you'll be out after 12 years.

Haven't they met before? Why is this meeting in particular such a big deal and why is it in Finland anyway?

They will do like for Breivik. Pretend he is insane to keep him lockup for the est of his life.

Pretty much irrelevant who you think hates us and who doesnt. Finland has a good working relationship with Russia and the US. It's not a bad place to meet

I think Trump want to make it looks like big event in media to push relations forward. But it will fail. Nobody except him, wants good relations with Russia in America.

Lol you'd sit less than 10 years and then be given a new identity. There was a guy who murdered 3 people and then got released, now murdered another woman and got sentenced to life again. He'll kill someone again in 10 years.

>I'm going to die in Finland

I'm not even mad 2bh

>30,000 bearded children run over the border
>can't do shit about that, dat would be raicis and uncivlized
>2 old men visit the country
>Shut. Down. Everything.

>Haven't they met before?
Yes but it wasnt one to one afaik.

>Finland has a good working relationship with Russia

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More like get extradited to the US and get executed.

He was convicted of tappo and didn't get the life sentence you autoamis ass.

Part of the meeting is 1on1, with no one else in the room.

Anyone else bothered about how the fucking leftie scum didnt bother rioting when the chink overlord was visiting here, but when the trump comes everyone goes apeshit because muh evil man.
LEFTIES STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID OK?

This. I believe that if the US president was assassinated, the US would do anything to get the murderer back on US soil, a targeted military intervention on Finnish soil could even be on the table.

chink man is ok because he only bullies chinks

You can't be extradited to a country where you can get sentenced to death for the crime. Not sure if it would be possible the the US promised to not apply the death sentence.

It does.

This. Due to our YYA treaty with the late USSR Finland and it's presidents were always considered the cold middle ground for negotiations during cold war. If US wanted to negotiate something with USSR they'd call our late president Kekkonen and tell him to go and host a sauna night with the Chairman of USSR.

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>can't translate tappo
>calling me autoamis ass

Also you're just wrong. He was convicted of murder.

yle.fi/uutiset/3-10299043

Literally against the law.

>What would happen to us if some madman assassinates both of them?
finland turns into a crater

This.

(they) are going to kill trump and do it on finnish soil so (they) can start another world war, and (they) are going to fight it on finnish soil because fuck deserts.

>the law

We're talking abut the United States of America, they're not known for embarrassing themselves with the law. They would just bully Finland until your parliament vote an exceptional extradition agreement.

>americans
>law
lmaoing

It would be interesting watching russia and yanks fight over who gets to kill the culprit though.

>Helsinki

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Gay
>a targeted military intervention on Finnish soil could even be on the table.
Good, I want to get mobilized as Guards Spolle and kick Delta Seal ass

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>Also you're just wrong. He was convicted of murder.
Not for the previous crimes, which is why he got out in under ten years. Assassinating heads of state will get you life for murder.

So did Heidrich in Prague.
And got killed by the Brits.

It doesn't matter there is no true life sentence in Finland. You will get out in about 10 years.

He's not the only example.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikita_Bergenström
>Having served 19 years in prison...
He's special boi, I'll give you that.