/brit/

the mental image of a uruguayan man spending his free time furiously solving captachas and spamming HAHAHAHAHA while having a straight face irl makes me howl

wrong you'd have 2 lasagnas

Dad just walked past me while I was reading twitter and said "Don't be stopping Trump!"

Bloomin gutted lads

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BUT GUESS WHAT, ITS NOT COMING HOME M8 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

if u had ur dick and put my dick on it what would u have?

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he is 155cm

hope you farted in response

imagine painting your face and shit for one of these things and then losing

hahaha

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imagine doing anything other than sitting alone posting on Jow Forums

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>$6000 (six THOUSAND) dollars
>only 32 gb ram

Anyone who buys Apple products needs to be euthanized.

oh no
youtube.com/watch?v=oAFDGI92eJI

>he thinks it's not coming home in 2022

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek

lol england out the wrold cup. i'm gonna switch loyalties to france now. one of the perks of being a jerseyman.

whats wrong with her face

All shitters with inferiority complexes need to be round up and shot

just got banned on another board for posting nsfw even though i censored the genitals
this site's gone to the dogs

don't need to

shes pretty mate shut up

*baits the sheikh*
too easy...

No. That kind of mindless consumerism makes me cringe. I would feel ashamed of going around with that. It just screens, "gullible fool who can easily be parted from his wallet".

toil soon

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>another 12 hours before ill be tired enough to sleep

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>NOOO NOOO THE QUEEN WAS SUPPOSED TO BUY THE CUP NOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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no one here cares /brit/ has never cared about football

>The magic of Liverpool is that it isn't England

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lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=1NkZbu51ivA

Thoughts on this here video?

Board specific bans ended up getting me 14 days because I had 25 total fucking pusy mods

ray anderson is a nonce

john stones is hella cute

okay gentlemen, we need a name for our daily newspaper

how about, the daily... news

by god Cody you're a fricking genius

I see now why English and Russian hooligans go at each other so much, it's because they're exactly the same but refuse to admit it

dressed up again x

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When I'm Prime Minister I will ensure everyone who's ever watched several YouTube videos with the word "ASMR" in the title will have Zyklon B shoved straight down their gullets

whats under the skirt

phwoar x

Seek help.

lol. sounds like the bitter resentment of someone who got kicked out of the world cup.
>i-i d-dont care SHUTUP!!!
HAHAHAHA

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>i've only slept with 2 guys hehe

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how many fucking spots do you pop in front of that mirror, you grubby little scrote

Those are Irish

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/brit/ is a no football general

>England fans will defend this

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is this a tranny who's had their ballbag emptied

just don't take tit skittles

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lmao bet you're the sort of idiot who has an android

i'm instantly turned off if a girl has green text

smile for it coming back home

DON'T WORRY LADS, IT (((((((MAY)))))) COME IN 2022
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

not sure that's halal mate

Why won't China let Taiwan and Tibet free?

Totally rude... baka desu senpai.

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leave us alone you racist piece of shit

youve done copious amounts of LSD yet youre still a deano

Gopniks are a step above the chavs desu
They make them look weak in comparison

fuck off you cunt

China will steal anything and everything

Can't believe the Janny is the sue poster.

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clean your mirror you grubby twat

done copious amounts of speed off my dads erect bellend

uwu a little surprise daddy c:

would explain how one could go on avatarfagging for that long without being banned, even having people warned for r*porting it

did she sit on a starfish? wtf is that?

Bet this "uruguayan" is actually an argentinean borderhopper

>shocker
Shows how much yanks know about the sport.

Oi.

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crossdressing is so fucking cute
need to dress up a cute hairless twink and have some fun

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would not let a thot with that much slap on her face put a needle anywhere near me

stop drinking tapwater

i LOVE cute boys!

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>crossdressing is so fucking cute
>need to dress up a cute hairless twink and have some fun

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any /broccolibutts/ man in
why are thigh-highs on twinks just so fucking attractive, it's not fair on women

Don't get why she would take a pic of that though. Did she think that was alluring?

whats wrong with tapwater

bottled water is making people queer. something to do with the plastic. use a tap filter and it should be fine.

genuinely think it should be illegal to be a boomer

full of oestrogen that feminises you

the instant I get my own flat I'm going to be dressing in cute skirts and thigh highs all the time

i have SUCH a cute body

from this moment on im only going to drink fizzy drinks on a saturday night and when i go out for food or to the pub

would agree to this on the condition that it's also illegal to be an arrogant student

>that 19 yo boomer that thinks boomers are the problem

state

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did PJW tell you that

has any research whatsoever been done into synthetic estrogens in drinking water