/brit/

28 years old and I'd kill for a 20k job

My life is entirely fucked

got a grad job at a large firm in canary wharf, not doing too badly

feedback on my squat form lads

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>i listen to music and think about things

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This Novichok smell funny to you, mate?

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when i'm sixty four ruins sgt peppers
what a waste of a track

don't really get why people are protesting trump not like it's going to change anything

paprika pringles

birmingham has more green spaces than london

Why are their flags on fire?

anime

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lmao
state

your own fault mate

1st - Neek/jobsworth/autist
2:1 - The chad degree - capable, but sociable
2:2 - Negligent degenerate
3rd/pass - brainlet
fail - no-hoper

cool nigger aunt

on 24k
yank equivalent is on $85k

hmm

Feel like absolute shit just want her back

how do I get back my attention span so I can watch a 2 hour film without having to do it in two sittings
probably should stop smoking weed right?

OFFICIAL /brit/ CRISP RANKING
1. NikNaks Hot N Spicy
2. Skips Prawn Cocktail
3. Tyrrells Vegetable Crisps
4. Walkers Salt and Vinegar
5. Monster Much Pickler Onion
6. Walkers Prawn Cocktail

ugh silly boys

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He’s going to bomb Westminster like a good lad

Wine nigger cunt

most of it's settlements are bleak shitholes - PASS

grim delete your account

NEED A BF RIGHT NOW

would desu

>on holiday in england
>see this shit by a nice seaside prom

I see the Orwellian nightmare state is alive and well in britain. Why do you let your govt get away with shit like this?

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john no :'(

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If you make less than $75k at 28, you're a turborunt

*dabs*
twitter.com/nrxrubicon/status/1016317858018725888

Don’t forget to vote Tory again user

business idea: tell fake cringe stories on /brit/ about putting a deoderant can in my bumhole to become a cult /brit/ meme

ledge

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OH NONONO
twitter.com/PunishedAd/status/1017373558492794880

where is Mann?

the irish are properly obsessed with Britain

>on 38k
>American equivalent (that does less valuable work) is on $138k

aaaah fucking yes

Would mog 99% of you in real life

>no monster munch

Pleb

not one for niknaks but thats a good list mate

ah yes, the "I've been on titty skittles for 3 months" hairdo

yeah mental that its like 1984 u literally cant even wank in the prtivacy of ur own home w/ out GOVERMENT seein.....sad

alri

youtube.com/watch?v=fYYlZANoMf8

weeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

he should've completely shut down the company as he resigned. that would've been legendary

cute

Literal child

Gearoid Macconmara
@crimesofbrits / victim of the Irish potato famine

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youtube.com/watch?v=OjINuMEuSKA

shall either have moved to the us or shall have offed myself by the next election la

I wouldn't mind cctv everywhere if it led to 0 crime

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Aunt cool wine

>public backlashes at him for saying nigger
>alright no pizza from the horrible racists ever again then
would've been great

pooing on in quiet desperation is the nigger way
the time has come
the poo is over
thought i'd something more to gay

are you at the point yet where you don't enjoy anything apart from smoking weed?

wtf i love papa johns pizza

It's tiny and I know virtually nothing about it

Scotland's GDP per capita is bigger than England's and more than double Northern Irelands

did he eat bobby sands' food

lol someone post it

What role will you have after the revolution, comrade?

Cool aunt wine

That's what she said!

I'm not sure I heard that story right
>kyrie jenner is 100 million short of becoming a billionaire and fans are already starting crowdfunding campains to help her reach that mark
again, I can't have heard that right

no but i'm getting there

probably raided ian paisleys cupboard
theyre both fat nonces

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vicki gf

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the gf braided me a bracelet and i've been wearing it for a month
it's already sunbleached and sweat-stained

Are you a brainlet or just lazy? Learn to code. You don't need a degree if you're good.

Dominos > Papa Johns = Pizza Hut

yeah but enough about your penis in the eyes of women lmaoooooooooooo dis white boi shook

so what

if you stop smoking you'll be back to normal in about 1-2 weeks

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is Handmaids Tale worth a watch?
only 2 seasons innit

she took a better beating than he did
steel jaw shaniqua

seems excessive

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She wants a man from ________

Business idea: Set up a patreon to become the first billionaire from shitposting on Jow Forums

how do you pronounce that name
irish is strange

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santas workers need to unionise so they get elf insurance

what do you do lads

Thought 'naaahhh he ain't gonna deck that old mama' but then he fucking did hahahajajjajajahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahajahahahshahhahaha

>learn to code

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what's the story? And I don't mean just "lol niggers" I mean I genuinely want to know why he went on a punching spree like that

Cardiff.