Mom walks passed room

>mom walks passed room
>"you are on the blue website again..."

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mine thinks this is funnyjunk bless her

one time i played a game on this very girly pink site and my mom walked in but didn't say anything. i didn't realise it before she walked out again

>using any theme other than tomorrow

Makes this look like the dark web

i was phoneposting on Jow Forums in drama once and some girl asked me what i was doing on pinterest

this, what a pleb

Allahu Akbar long live Al Andalus
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>on /b/
>gf walks past
>"why are you always on that porn site user?"

>not closing your door

>start laughing at some shit on Jow Forums
>dad asks what I'm laughing at
>"just chatting with my friends"

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tfw

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came to post this

>"what are you laughing at?"
>a joke. you wouldn't get it.
>"i hate it when you do that"
wtf mom

>post makes my side orbit
>wanna show this to friend
>realise i have no fucking friends

this

>screencap a funny post
>send it to friends
>no reaction

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>mom walks past room
>"you are on the red website again..."

>changing the theme
what are you 12? lol

at least it's better than red :^)

i tell my mom about funny things i read on here

facebook?
serves you right faggot

>mom walks passed room
>"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
NANI

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>use clover
>who you talkin to on that phone
>find a girlfriend?

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I read aloud /mämmi/ posts when I'm with mom.

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things like what

>dad is from portugal
>thinks alberto barbossa and the "related to the president" copy pasta are the funniest things in the world

what the fuck could be appealing to /b/ pas the age of 14

>I'm out of beer
>youtube.com/watch?v=zIQlnIlC6OQ
>Why is smokes so expensive nowadays?
>Random pastas

that sounds fun

I think so too.

Well we are your friends right ?

This
Based and blacksited

>passed
past

>dad walks past while I'm browsing Jow Forums
>why are you always on that site, user? you should hit the gym
>but dad, I'm talking to people from all arou-
>realise my dad's been dead for years
>get raped by a ghost

ofcourse

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>OI GUBNA DID YOU ASK PERMISSION TO CHANGE THE Jow Forums BACKGROUND COLOURS?

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I wish my dad were like this

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>browsing Jow Forums
>mom passes by while i was in a porno blacked thread
why does it have to happen always not just with Jow Forums but when i'm watching a movie or anime the lewd scene come when one of my parents passes by

You just remember more strongly the time they did out of shame.

Unironically created a Reddit account to come here and post this

This, based debtsbro

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any yotsuba b niggers in?

>>on /b/
Go back there.

Yo

Based

Legit, once I left the notebook opened in one of those Memri threads and she actually asked me what I was doing on the deep web

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dark themes strain my eyes

Don't you close your fucking door m8?

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>mom walks passed room
How about living alone?

He's probably underage.

はい

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Tossing another this for my greco pal

based and greekpilled

>physical copies of Jap Yostuba
Fuck I'm jelly

nobody cares about Yotsuba, even hiro replaced her with that purple hair thing in the home page

Here's your (You). You could've just asked politely

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Bases greek

>sitting in my room
>realize no one has walked past because I have no friends or family

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>sharing your Jow Forums use with anyone from your real life

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>he posts in blacked threads
I
You deserved it.

Why are boomers so fucking based?

Why don't all you retards just shut and lock your doors? Then they'll at least knock.

Hiro is also a fag who delivers a hidden payload through your browser everytime you view Jow Forums.

Based

Based

My dad was an actual psychopath, honestly I don't care what he thought of me.

it took literally months to arrive from jp amazon, really weird

Handwritten