Hey user! do you have a webcam?

>hey user! do you have a webcam?

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it's broken... :(

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Never
I'm paranoid enough without having to worry about the NSA watching me fap

>user, do you have any plans after uni?

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>user, how long have you been working in retail?

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>user you work in IT right, that means you can hack stuff?
>can you help me hack my ex-bf's account he was a total dick to me and bla bla bla bla

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>so what's your snapchat username, user?

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>who are you again?

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>user, what did you study in college?

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>so where do you go to school user

>user what's your credit card information?

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>user what's wrong with you?

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>what do you mean you don’t go to school or have a job?

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>user, what do you like to do for fun?

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>user, I heard you still live with your parents
>hear "he rent" from one of my sisters

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>what do you do, user?

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>Why don't you come vc with us user

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>wow user, you look nothing like your photo

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>user why don't you care about anything?

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>user what is your favorite TV show?

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>user how long ago was your last relationship?

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>what do you mean you don't watch game of thrones?

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>tfw cumming on to the webcam and fantasizing that some virgin is secretly watching me and that's his job
Lick it up betaboi, maybe the NSA director will give you a raise for servicing me.

President Trump, is that you?

>user, what was your longest relationship

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Yes
t. Q

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>Talking to hot grill
>user what's your snapchat username?
>I don't have snapchat
>What?! Why?!
>Mfw when

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