Do you ever wish you were blonde?

Do you ever wish you were blonde?

Would you ever bleach your hair and eyebrows to try and pass for one of the übermensch?

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I am blonde so no
If you think being an "übermensch" is only about hair color you're retarded

well no, obviously being tall with light skin and blue/green eyes are also requirements.

>Do you ever wish you were blonde?
No because I look like an italian (but I'm more German than italian)

>Would you ever bleach your hair and eyebrows to try and pass for one of the übermensch?
No, only women and faggots bleach hair and/or eyebrows

blonde is only desired for women

Here we have him, the quintessential sour grapes poster

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Oh yes, that's why this blond viking went from having 10k follower to having 1.3 MILLION followers in less than three weeks. It's because blonde hair is undesirable right?

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I tried one summer during when I when I was still a child because my cousins experimented on me.
I looked like a literal yellow monkey.
LeL.

Oh yeah, because bleached hair looks awesome, right?

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>Oh yeah, because bleached hair looks awesome, right?
It can be made look natural. You don't normally see people walking around with orange hair do you?

I dislike how blonde hair looks desu.

>Do you ever wish you were blonde?
when I was a kid yeah.
I used to wonder why people in movies have yellow hair and blue eyes.
i outgrew it eventually and thought how fucking ridiculous it would be to have blonde hair and blue eyes for me.

no, I think black hair is superior. I wish I had grey or green eyes though.

no, black/dark brown hair looks way better imo

Nah

the guy is wearing literate female hairstyle, also tons of Vikings had short hair too, long hair viking is memed too hard.

I'm content with my light brown hair

No. Blonde hair is gay.

No, I'm happy being black. The subhumans are the whites who react irrationally everytime I expose my skin color

Dark blonde hair is one of the best colors on males

I don't wish I was blonde, though, cause it doesn't go with my features and skin color

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>was blonde as a kid
>parents always make jokes like "yea user, hitler would have left you alive"
>mid puberty, dominant genes kick in, hair gets BLACKED
>start balding at 19
>shave it off by 21

fuck me