/ausnz/
trigger warning
I shouldn't drink so much all the time...
I've only gotten up to eat.
How has you guys' days been? Got a hangover to end all hangovers myself
wew
^
is this the cock central?
of course
alright
just checking
POST
im going for a walk
back
Was it a nice walk? I got back from the gym just a few moments ago
Very good. I also found out i need to drastically change my diet according to my doctor
how're you
Oh please explain what he meant by that? What did your diet look like before? And what does he want you to incorporate into it?
I'm not getting enough meat or protein, so my iron levels are fucked. Need to get a blood test to confirm though
I can't say I didn't expect that
Also if you wanna say something cute to your ebf you can call him älskling :^)
Thanks. Gotta learn a nordic language one day
eating a pie for dinner ama
Hi everyone!~
What are we all up to today?
Eating healthy. How about you?
I got a burger from burger fuel from a recommendation from a friend but...
It's too big, I can't eat it and they didn't give me a knife and folk ;_;
I'm already full...
want some help? i'll hop on the bus right now
Could You?
It's too big for my mouth hahaha...
How tiny are you? i'm little as hell and can still eat the whole thing with fries
Haha... umm I guess I just have a small mouth, I'm sorry
im on the bus now. see you soon
Yaaaaaay!~
I love being with friends!
if you ever visit a*ckland come get some food with me and gookposter
A-a-a-Auckland?
That place is super scary...
I'll be sure to think about it.
we'll protect you, don't worry
My honorable protectors
that we are
Who's the other in "We"?
best man gookposter, towering over me at 185 centimetres
Oh wow, that's really tall.
That's like 11 cm taller than me
172cm is a good height.
>t. 162
174***
brain machine broke
162cm is a good height!
That's cute height!
My height is the valley between short and tall and I get none of the perks from either...
lads...
Ye
>makes meta threads about threads they dont like, bringing more attention to it
Bit silly
Honestly his argument is pretty baseless since half of everything on Jow Forums is gay or rp.
Let him believe whatever he wants honestly, just like an American to complain about the smallest shit.
How's everyones friday going?
I want a rich australian/nz boyfriend
We spend all our money on booze and anime pillows, sorry
It's eh
I'm pretty tired
Sleep then
that's cool, it's exactly what I need money for
I'm the only one with a wife pillow here!
Gonna be a long planetrip
Not after mine arrives
I want to go out, but I have no friends...
I'm gonna stay home and bake cookies for myself instead!
the bus is arriving soon, make another batch
Who are you getting one of?
I will soon desu
Why are girls so horrible, lads? My gf of two years cheated on me and not once did I do her wrong. Wish I had just stuck to 2D tbqh fuck
best girl
we warned you bro
...
chocolate, i'm a simple man. Make some tea also!
>ask a friend if he wants to get some coffee
>he thinks i'm trying to date him
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Rates of infidelity are pretty similar both sides of the gender divide
But I imagine you are very hurt right now, that's a shit thing to happen
Get youself a beer and do fun stuff ok? You needa look after yourself
It's too late, I've already used my devil magic to get cute bois:>
we must cleanse the world of the devil menace
Ill cleanse you you manlet
Don't you call me a manlet, or i'll MANhandle you like the BIG boy i am
>3cm taller than me
>15kg lighter than me
>wears cute skirts and dresses
>implying you are a man, and not a girl with a penis
You know you'll be going down with the rest of the women
I've never felt so bad before. Worst thing is she was planning to leave me for this guy but then he turned out to be a dick, and now I don't know what to do. I love her, but I don't deserve this
sounds good, got any gingernut biscuits?
why has god cursed me like this
what have i done to be born in such a feminine body and be a BOI
I can make chocolate chip cookies but, I don't have any tea ;~; they've been drunk already
i'll go to the shop and get some
I definitely have gingerbread biscuits
You don't need to... I can make some warm cocoa and we can cuddle in a blanket!
Wouldn't mind coming down to rotorua, just hope you don't mind having to get things off of shelves
Don't worry~
I have a stick!
Emotional pain can be just as painful as physical pain, and it's alright to not know what to do right away
how big is your stick if i may ask
Big enough to reach all the right places~
LEWD! take some pics for me!
anyone want to watch some gay anime movies later on
w-wowie
Eh?
Also I want to watch movies
If i'm awake i'll try and get some up to watch, someone's going to need to teach me though.
Any1 up for something lewd?
Would love to but I have to work in 4 hours..
cute belly
im a wog
Thanks! The sun is annoying me, making my room a million degrees ;_;
im cold but i refuse to put a shirt on
>bulbous knees
>skinnyfat tummy
It’s alright, I guess.
better than being straight skinny desu
I wish I was cold, you can put on more articles of clothing if you are cold, you can't do that if it's too warm.
>bulbous knees
>skinnyfat
Jerk! I am not skinnyfat!!!
I want to post my twink body also but i don't want it in the archives
Post it
Other Swede take a hike! Don't make me wrap these thighs around your neck.
None of the people from /ausnz/ could beat THIS in a fight
What's going on here?
Small like a feather, if he gets too fizzy I might just pick him up and carry him away lol
all these degenerates posting non gymmed or non shaved bodies
Your legs are pretty muscular tho?This is more of a twink
thanks flip-kun
Everyone's so nice looking~
I do go to the gym!!! Body is naturally hairless so I don't have to shave anything!!!
Some jerk called me "Skinnyfat"..
I love to do squats in the gym
Good morning everyone!