Imagine being so poor you don't pay taxes edition
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>tried to learn piano as an adult (22) with the goal of playing the hammerklavier sonata
>taught myself theory
>practiced hours a day
>learned through the bach inventions no 1 and 8
>looked for teachers to make sure my technique was correct
>drive to the place, instructor is a short asian man
>"hello, you're a little older than I was expecting, I thought the person on your phone was your father"
>what
>"adults can't learn an instrument, your neural pathways are closed" (I was taken aback)
>I paid money for this lesson, here, listen to this bach invention (he obliges, I play no 8 in Fmaj, I made a single little mistake with fingering)
>"yeah I'm sorry I can't take on an adult as a student, this is a waste of my time and your time, you can still listen to beethoven but you'll never be able to actually play it"
What the fuck lads. I want to kill myself. Is it SERIOUSLY too late to learn an instrument when you're an adult? Was this chink telling the truth?
And yeah this actually happened. I'm still angry about it, thinking about selling this electric piano I bought.
Got a lot of problems
I am white
The left is eating itself. Simple as.
Only the weak pay taxes.
this didn't happen
Business idea: Get poor people to build the roads for free
It did
The boomer is revving their hedge trimmer, lads.
how many times
my god is the sun
he's a nonce
not reading the mail as a matter of principle
murdoch should be lined up against a wall in the courtyard and shot dead for crimes against journalism
buisness idea: spray self brown, grow a beard and move to germany
You can learn an instrument as an adult its just harder
my neural pathways are shuttered
well it's bullshit, maybe he was talking about becoming a master
Famines are no joke haha
How would they perform in a g-loaded examination?
The ability to learn a musical instrument, language, or programming language permanently ends at 16.
>murdoch should be lined up against a wall in the courtyard and shot dead for crimes against journalism
hello, you're a little older than I was expecting
NEW YORK TIMES - 6 Jan 2009
>Russia Cuts Gas, and Europe Shivers
>MOSCOW — Gazprom, the Russian gas monopoly, halted nearly all its natural gas exports to Europe on Tuesday, sharply escalating its pricing dispute with neighboring Ukraine. The cutoff led to immediate shortages from France to Turkey. Europe depends on Russia for 40 percent of its imported fuel. With temperatures plunging, European leaders expressed mounting concern. Some countries announced rationing for industrial customers to reserve enough heating for residential buildings.
THE INDEPENDANT UK — 27 Feb 2015
>What happens if Russia cuts the gas to Europe?
>Expert says: 'If there was a general shortage of gas across Europe, Britain would run short very soon'. Vladimir Putin said Ukraine’s unwillingness to provide rebel-held areas with winter fuel “smells of genocide”.
NEW YORK TIMES — 6 June 2014
>Gazprom Cuts Russia’s Natural Gas Supply to Ukraine
>The cutoff came after Ukraine missed a Russian-imposed deadline Monday to pay a nearly $2 billion installment for past gas deliveries. Günther Oettinger, the European energy commissioner, warned European Union members to maintain significant gas storage.
Hello everyone
howling at this
Making cop-out excuses for yourself
Why did turtle go to Italy? Why is he called Turtlemong? Because he wore a turtle neck?
Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that the Wachowskis are much better at mutilating their own genitals than writing and directing their own movies.
this went right over my head in 2009
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Christianity vs. Islam was always just Sun worshippers vs. Moon worshippers
Hello Nigger
>neet toil in 55 minutes
at least it's raining
yes and yes
quite like all the matrix films dunno about their other stuff
More of a poon worshipper meself
There is no worse hell than having to work for a living.
>merkel constantly going on about European cooperation
>cucks Poland and the baltics with nord stream
Really makes you think
just bought the book japanese the manga way
When does NEET toil begin?
homealoneeveryfridaynight? You here??
NEET toil doesn't begin, it ends
vile sexhaving trollop
So horny today lads
>french Canadians
No such thing. There are only Canadians.
2 large bowls of crunchy nut cornflakes and half a pack of maryland cookies down the hatch
should see me through until lunch
i find it funny how canada is mostly anglo and hardly french but the french parts of canada are the best
just heard the sad news that alan was a volunteer in the cave boy rescue and died of nitrogen narcosis while noncing one of them on the dive out
a moment of silence please
>can't get austudy because in 2016 i didn't know i had to file a tax return on a sole trader business i use to work for my mums magazine which makes about a grand a year
sun worshippers have the best songs
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gang sun ww@
>newworlders think nationality is ethnicity
LOL
No such thing as Canadians. Only chinks
>wahhhh yanks tried to invade us 200 years ago
>that's why I can't be anschlussed and become relevant
>wahhh
that's you
>canadian
>ethnicity
what
I love Kate Bush
you can still LEARN instruments and stuff as an adult, but your ability to be AMAZING at it ends at 15 or so
Sucks if you aren't rich because you only get exposure to these cool talents if you go to a tarq private school where piano lessons and sports coaching is the norm
For us regular joes who get shoved in to private schools and play ps2 all day cos the 'rents couldn't afford nice things are left here to suffer
rumour is they only recruited him because he could fully stand up in the narrowest part of the tunnel
She’s an East German. She’s waiting for the day to cut off Europe’s energy supply and welcome the Russian tanks hand-in-hand into Berlin. Germany is so upset about Trump wanting to increase NATO spending.
I think when the Russians tried to get Trump elected, they thought pic related would happen. They didn’t think he’d win. They were hoping he’d lose and riots would break out
I love Kate's bush
Anime nonce freak
I thought brits get gas from Norway.
>merkel
she was in a communist youth organisation when she was younger
Kanye west is so shit
i have 3 dogs and if you combine all their ages they still javen't been virgins as long as me
gamecube was better than ps2
Not an anime
He dead
I’d Kate her bush if you know what I mean
I don’t know. All I know is there’s some shady shit. It goes all the way back to Gaddafi. I’m on a phone, so it’s going to take me a while to find everything.
I love you Doug
didn't she live in the GDR? Doubt she had much choice if she wanted to get on in life.
That's what I'm thinking
Fuck sake. Needed to ask him something :(
Murdoch doesn't own the mail nobed
I've never worshipped God. Only Baphomet, bearer of light.
was it whether he's home alone?
No
Faggot
rasheed
Mistah kurtz
He dead
Western Germany culture is awful
At least the Easties had some moderation
#based
just once, that's all I'm asking
just genuinely take a second to think about your post before you submit it
Someone insult me
You’re a disappointment to yourself and your parents and you will never amount to anything
buy my book
her family moved FROM west germany TO east germany (apparently due to religious reasons)
buy my wife
Israel is a more strategically important ally at the moment and also more ideologically and ethnically distinct, it makes sense that the US needs to do more for them to retain a good relationship than they do us.
satanism is all fun and games until you accidentally summon the dark one himself
She's in a communist adult organisation now
Perusing the collected works of noted scholar Lauren Southern in the British Library reading rooms
just sent 2500mg of 66-FAG-POO flying straight up my nutella highway
going to be feeling it tomorrow
PLEASE buy my wife
No it isn't
Shut up
racist
Buy my wife's book
Gonna try and sleep lads wish me luck