chocolate edition
/brit/
Mason Harris
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Jack Stewart
Morning lads. On the shitter, shitting. How's it foing?
Dominic Perez
The 1975 are the worst band of all time
Jace Phillips
How do I filter Americans without any gay addons?
Caleb Wilson
*vomits profusely*
Thomas Perry
want to see the black girl at work get squat on a massive cock and get fucked
Blake Sanchez
how do i filter newfags who don't use Jow Forums x
Brody Murphy
Get a gay addon
Nathan Foster
use the hetero addons
David Roberts
That would be My Bloody Valentine
Cooper Garcia
>usually wear suits at work, but it's hot as shit and a Friday so I'm wearing a polo shirt
>bantering with the boss first thing in the morning
>just standing in the corridor with my arms crossed and talking about some meetings from earlier this week
>"You still going to the gym religiously user?"
>"Yeah"
>"I can tell, you're looking really big and scary lately haha"
>*reaches out and squeezes my bicep*
The 36 year old MILF boss is mirin.
Julian Bell
It's an addon but i wouldn't say it was gay so much as useful, get 4chanx
Jeremiah Nguyen
OH HOW I CAN NOT BEAR THE THOUGHT OF POO
Jonathan Perry
How does Abdul from Heerenveen have such little world knowledge?
Logan Nguyen
more than you can afford, pal
Christopher Peterson
excellent edition
Lincoln Flores
Brought the cat in to watch me poo and he went and snatched the paper out of me hand and is now licking it
Jacob Hall
Emotionally numb. Intellectually unstimulated.
Isaiah Green
haha tell HR you were sexually harassed, roasties deserve a taste of their own medicine haha
Isaac Bailey
Is my semen considered medicine these days?
Oliver Thompson
those shell toe Adidas are revolting on women
Colton Brooks
>neet toil over
those digital signing pads are a complete waste of fucking time
Ian Evans
Angel Hall
Your face is revolting on men
Ian Morgan
post taxable income and amount of return
William Rodriguez
Jonathan Turner
why do women love them? they're the least attractive thing
David Howard
Brody Evans
you can't just copy off someone else's
Isaac Walker
how did you respond? did you touch one of her body parts perchance?
Aiden Parker
I want to get an idea of how much I'll get back
Andrew Morgan
Ayden Miller
finally bought a fidget spinner lads
am i too late?
Asher Bennett
No I just laughed and flexed a bit, she laughed too, then we talked a bit more and went about our day.
Chase Allen
How do I resist groping the sister when she's wearing a crop top, leggings and a choker?
She has a divine body and it doesn't help that I'm on nofap
Ayden Allen
Camden Perez
did you cum?
Daniel Bell
Tell her to dress decently or else.
Anthony Rogers
the fuck is this?
her charging port?
Lincoln Campbell
lol u should of done a cheeky wank in the bathrooms then touched one of her body parts without washing ur hands... that would be so hot lol
Gavin Cooper
I feel incomplete. I need to get Jow Forums
John Barnes
Remember that incest is a separate charge and you'll get sent down for the better part of a decade
Parker Torres
Insulin patch it looks like.
Jaxon Hernandez
alri
Connor Peterson
oh...
wow....
that's a little underwhelming...
wish I hadn't given him 250quid now :/
Benjamin Long
forgot that tezza has the beetus
Juan Bennett
freak
Josiah Sanchez
looked at the flight simulator reddit and now want to kill myself again
so many underage runts who've already flown an aeroplane solo, meanwhile the closest someone in my income-bracket will ever get to flying is when i finally work up the courage to toss myself off a bridge.
Robert Long
surprised magapedes haven't ruined their fun with a pellet gun
Adam Gutierrez
look on GroupOn and Wowcher and that for experience days
Connor Thomas
Big and strong flying Trump > tiny deflated trump on the ground
Thomas Taylor
they promised more than they delivered
but they've relieving snowflakes of their wallets so what do I care
BUSINESS IDEA: wear a trump mask and hold a sign saying "call me a cunt: £2"
Mason Johnson
me with the tape on my nipples
Isaiah Smith
haha that's the valentines bear that scared the fuck out of everyone with it's 90 mile legs isn't it
Benjamin Carter
stupid woman somehow left the door open which the cat has escaped through
how do you forget to shut the door after coming back inside at night?
complete and utter dumb fucks, i'm living with
Nathan Gray
These things are disgusting.
Nathan Miller
with it is 90 mile legs
Jason Sanders
My sister used to do this and i always thought she was just doing it to annoy me, maybe she doesn't like your cat.
Gavin Perry
just lacks the cranial capacity, methinks
Xavier Brooks
I wonder if Emma Watson gets bad gas and diarrhea during her menstrual cycle.
Luis Jones
Christian Rodriguez
for fucks sake
Nathan Rivera
she's cute
David Brown
Is that Jeremy Hunt?
Christian Martin
Fucking state of the BBC
Luke Cooper
a classic
Jose Scott
Nolan Smith
I SAID ALRI
Jonathan Flores
11 minutes lads
Adrian Bell
Ah yes, the BBC's vision of British society.
Gabriel Cruz
Unironically a representative cross-section of London's population.
Jonathan Watson
judge a man by the company he keeps
Noah Harris
you ever think maybe they're trying to make the protesters look like weirdos
Logan Harris
just five typical londoners the way I see it
t. yorkshireman
Jason Foster
wish i was brave enough to talk like this
would probably get away with it since i have autism desu but i know better
Dominic Russell
No, I think the BBC genuinely think this is a fair and accurate reflection of the UK.
Brayden Thomas
Jaxon Jenkins
>people will pay £1200/month for a studio apartment to be surrounded by these people
Michael Howard
stupid
Ryan Watson
you ever think maybe there's no other way to show them
Oliver James
Ah yes the south.
Blake Taylor
might have a wank but dunno what to wank to
Christopher Nelson
nowt wrong with shagging your sister
Gavin Hernandez
is that lil tay
Eli Butler
grab the 5 lads dragged along by their gfs
Robert Hill
Who me?
Carter Kelly
Thoughts of the day:
1. England avoided 4 years of banter by dropping out before the final; imagine losing to France, much worst fate
2. why to Americans get angry when you point out that Trump is literally a fascist Hitler wannabee? So annoying. He literally ticks all the boxes. The only reason he hasn't invaded Canada yet is because literally everyone else in his government disagrees with him.
Truth is Trump is Hitler without his NAZI party. That's what he is.
Carter Harris
It's gotten to the point where Paul Verhoeven esque parodies from the 1980s-1990s are not full blown reality and being presented the same way.
Shit, it's actually worse.
>youtube.com
Camden Miller
Remember when I reviewed crisps for my own pleasure
Know they're shit reviews
Matthew Adams
i've known her for just over two years and she's made countless suicide threats
Ryder Morgan
>hint of something
absolute PLEBIAN
Jackson Baker
high-level autism
Carson Cook
He's what
Gavin Rodriguez
>pleasant flavour, whatever it is
Xavier Green
the bloke who plays Doctor Strange
Daniel Ward
bill... and bennn... bill and ben, the flowerpot men
Bentley Butler
The right is using the left's degeneracy against themselves. Pretty simple tactic. Why else do you think there are so many degenerates in production roles, while all the c-suites are quite conservative types? It's deliberate.
Isaac Scott
>*crack*
>*pssht*
>*glug glug*
>aaah...
>now Rhodesia, THAT was a colony
Christopher Gonzalez
They're on their way
Luis Hughes
>spicy but not too spice