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Anyone else watch cancer vlogs to cheer themselves up?

Aroused at the thought of an easy lay

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wtf

Brits absolutely roasting that yank fuck. You could be working and building the British nation, but that doesn't matter when you can make poor jokes.

i thought charging your husband's phone sex addiction to expenses was embarrassing
is there literally no one vetting what these people charge to expenses?

Boris Johnson is a based and redpilled politician.
Growing up in New York, Oxfordshire, Washington D.C., his Eton and Oxford education, and subsequent career in political journalism before becoming an MP is really relatable to me as a lad who grew up on a council estate in Huddersfield, left school with three GCSE's, and thinks Blackpool is a 'class' holiday destination.
He's essentially the Jeremy Clarkson of UK politics with his funny demeanour and his willingness to say things others don't want to say.

white girls love black guys

I thought Bumble was for long term meaningful relationships, not Tinder type single night vacancy fulfilments

hat

>tfw this weeks toil included an average of 5 hours of shitposting and 2 hours of lunch/coffee breaks a day

have fun :r)

Don't understand why women go for this look

The most bizzaro thing is that he's still got a frontbench position after that

Boris Johnson is a based and redpilled politician.
He's essentially the Jeremy Clarkson of UK politics with his funny demeanour and his willingness to say things others don't want to say.

what if it's a medium-term fwb

I see loads of people going on about how it's great british humour but I don't find it funny and the people I've talked to don't find it funny
I find most political satire beyond the occasional cartoon unfunny 2bh

Miss the days when /brit/ was filled with hats, barely see them nowadays.

turt?

shut up idiot

Even though it's hatbait

>Miss the days when /brit/ was filled with hats, barely see them nowadays.

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Greater Londoner humour

Real Anger

Don't understand why people are upset by this. Most Americans are confused as to why it's Great Britain in the Olympics but separate nations in the World Cup.

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the British were never really all that funny

Malala Yousafzai is the smartest undergrad at Oxford.

nah, just automated and standardised most of the procedures, thus reducing labour required to about 20% of what it was previously

know what you mean
some look like they'd be a good fuck but if you tried gf'ing them you couldn't do things like go to malta for a week because she'd need two seats for her hips

The last head of a government to visit an ally and insult them on their own territory was Netenyahu when he met the head of the GOP and didn't meet Obama.

I have a feeling circumsized willies are behind Trump's actions

say england and they throw you in jail nowadays

shameful and embarrassing

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wh*Toids are evil

would slaughter ten thousand innocent civilians just to lick her armpit

Meghan Markle censored on Saudi newsstands.

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Peace through balloons

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>Huddersfield
m e n t i o n e d

who /crosland moor/ here

never been to gaol me

why did no-one shoot down the Nazi blimps with a gun or a bow and arrow

How far we've fallen

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Glasgow

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soy

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they only flew them internationally before the war

Can't believe Britain's entered such a bizarre state of affairs that the most antiquated institutiona around (the monarchy) has been BLACKED.

Nothing pisses me off more than when the Guardian go on about how it shows how progressive it is. They'd be happy if 10 people had all the wealth in the world as long as those 10 had a 50/50 gender split and diverse racial makeup.

This is pretty good cheers

are /brit/

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hmmmmm

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Can you imagine being this level of Chad?

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>They'd be happy if 10 people had all the wealth in the world as long as those 10 had a 50/50 gender split and diverse racial makeup.
The neoliberal way

What is she thinking?

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the chad WoW player in his prime

Rorkes SEEETHING

>it was her turn

>why he brought his own chicken tendies with him i'll never understand

>when people from countries like latvia, ecuador and greece all say things like lads and mate
why is britain so powerful?

whats the british name for chad
rowen?

Turn on CNN RIGHT NOW It's HAPPENING

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I don't know what you're replying to. What do you think I asked? Decent response no matter what I asked btw

How the fuck did that blimp cost £30,000 and why did they only put it up like 5 metres in the air?

Not sure who to support on Sunday
One one hand Croatia beat us, and I have many French mates, but on the other there is 1000 years of rivalry and it would be fantastic to see a small country like Croatia beat them

who on earth wants france to win

>crusty cum stained rag is the only clean item of clothing in the house
>sunglasses to protect his eyes, unaccustomed to the daylight
>sickly pale arms

state of rorke

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Zack

He used to play spreadsheet simulator(eve online) too

because #smashcapitalism
*pays £30,000 to a private contractor for a £300 balloon*

Deano

Flags look aesthetic desu

rowen? wtf lmao

Billiam Rotherncourt Hertfordshimbley the Fifth, Esq.

300 for the balloon
700 for the marketing
the rest on administration fees

I saw a guy with a MAGA hat recently in Aus. Not a nice lad desu, autistic lad that wanted lefties to burn

>that awkward pose again.
The fuck is wrong with May?

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Well, I googled turt and it's supposedly one of those hip terms, this one for a retarded and lethargic person.

THREE LINES ON THE SHIRT

So lads, how much do you need to pull out off your bank card in a branch over the counter for them to start questioning you?

he did indeed divide us

Why not just become a skinhead or something?

Business Idea: Salt and Pepper chips for lunch

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lions you idiot

you're a mong alright
just not turtlemong

haha

looks like a praying mantis
bet she wants to eat the queen

depends
if you go in wearing a hoody and a baseball cap then anything over 100 quid will raise an eyebrow

>Not a nice lad
>wants lefties to burn
Bit confused by this post

I took out £3k for a car and they gave me a form to sign saying I wasn't giving the money to the police or something like that to make sure I wasn't getting scammed

tfw brits protets trump more than say then nhs cuts or anything else, we really are such a pathetic nation